The Oregon Trail
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The Oregon Trail
So confess. How many of you have played The Oregon Trail? (the original one, not II or III or however many they made) How many of you truly enjoyed it?
I was first intruduced to this game when I was about 6 or 7. I didn't play the *really* old version on the apple IIs, I had a tricked-out Windows 95 version that had significantly better graphics and more options!
Tell us about your experiences!
Things I remember were:
nothing to shoot in the desert except squirrels!
getting cholera every 30 seconds or so
Finding abandoned wagons!
Those damn indians... how I hated them...
I was first intruduced to this game when I was about 6 or 7. I didn't play the *really* old version on the apple IIs, I had a tricked-out Windows 95 version that had significantly better graphics and more options!
Tell us about your experiences!
Things I remember were:
nothing to shoot in the desert except squirrels!
getting cholera every 30 seconds or so
Finding abandoned wagons!
Those damn indians... how I hated them...
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Ah Oregon trail. I played it in 4th? grade... i remember setting the pace to "grueling" and usually wiping my party out somwhere in the Rockies
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What I remember is that in 5th grade, I stubled across the Debug mode for the game, and proceded to delete all of the tombstones. Why my computer lab teacher discovered this, she demanded that I duplicate and record what I had done. Saddly, while I did both, I now forget what the Key Combination was (I had found it by banging on the keyboard).
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I rememeber that, i sucked at shooting the elk
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I slaughtered the Bison massively.
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Many hours at the middle school's computer lab was devoted to Oregon Trail. Everything was pwned; squirrels, deer/elk, bison. You damn well name it and everyone survived.
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Ah yes, fording rivers. Good times.Vehrec wrote:Every time I tried to ford a river, my wagon got overturned. And someone died. Someone always died. But we never burried them. Just left the corpse floating there.
Good times man.
I remember I used to have competitions where everyone would see just how quickly they could kill off the entire party.
You know, I don't think I ever actually made it to Oregon...
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Used to play the Apple II version all the time in 2nd grade. Got pretty good at it, too. Eventually I'd make it to Oregon nearly every time.
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You know, killing my party in that Virtual Apple version of it isn't as easy as I remember. Even on the grueling pace with bare bones rations I only killed off one family member and still made it to Oregon.
Of course then again I was kind trying this time, so maybe that's it. I didn't once flip my wagon though, even though I forded/caulked every time I hit a river.
Of course then again I was kind trying this time, so maybe that's it. I didn't once flip my wagon though, even though I forded/caulked every time I hit a river.
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I remember playing that game. It was the one major game in computer lab class that everyone would play. That and some game about being fishes.
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Oh yeah.. I remember the good old Apple II version.. those were the days.. Killing off little suzie, and reminding myself "lead ahead with the bison". Lol to show my true age, we played Oregon Trail in early grade school, and in 7th grade we had the "new" Mac IIcx.. Weee! If only programming was still as easy as it was on the over gloried calculators.
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The key is to buy about 10,000 bullets at the start (a ridiculous amount you'll never use) and then walk into the middle of any forest and spin around, unloading your colonial ass musket like a machine gun into the all the wild life around you. The only thing is, it's a complete gyp that you can only carry 100 pounds of meat back with you no matter what. You'd have thought a fucking meteor hit and wiped out all life in this wilderness with all the corpses lying around going to waste.MKSheppard wrote:I slaughtered the Bison massively.
Rivers were great... the ultimate 'no fucking duh' death trap. Would you like to A.) Take a raft across to safety or B.) Ride right into the goddamn thing and pray.
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Yeah, I played that game.
Kind of pointless. I already live in Oregon .
Kind of pointless. I already live in Oregon .
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OMG, you won!Pick wrote:Yeah, I played that game.
Kind of pointless. I already live in Oregon .
I remember playing that game a good deal in second and third grade, although I seem to recall mostly playing the updated versions. Of course, as a symptom of only really playing it at school, I don't think I ever actually won.
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as I recall that was a major obstacle to me ever actually making it. Im surprised that there were any rivers left after all the crap I dumped into themDarth Garden Gnome wrote: Rivers were great... the ultimate 'no fucking duh' death trap. Would you like to A.) Take a raft across to safety or B.) Ride right into the goddamn thing and pray.
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