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The Best iPod Accessory Ever
Posted: 2006-08-16 04:36pm
by aerius
A picture says 1000 words.
I don't think I have to explain this. This is the best thing that's ever happened to iPods and women. It's mindblowing, literally, in more ways than one.
Posted: 2006-08-16 04:41pm
by Ace Pace
So I assume you are getting one?
Posted: 2006-08-16 09:10pm
by Ypoknons
It's not the first one, but it's the first that's both long and matches well with the ipod.
Posted: 2006-08-16 10:42pm
by Equinox2003
Quite clever actually, they should sell quite a bit of those.
Posted: 2006-08-16 10:47pm
by sketerpot
As soon as I saw the title, I said to my self: "Is it a vibrator? It's got to be a vibrator." And then I clicked on the link, and it was a vibrator!
Posted: 2006-08-16 11:37pm
by GuppyShark
Wired for sound...
Posted: 2006-08-17 02:30am
by namdoolb
The lead seems a bit short, and I have to wonder what such an accesory will do to battery life.
But those two reservations aside, I applaud this creation.
And Aerius, if you get one, we will have to know, just out of morbid curiosity, which songs are the best.
Posted: 2006-08-17 02:43am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
I get the feeling that's not a woman in that pic.
[21:42:14] elheru07:
http://gear.ign.com/articles/723/723296p1.html oh my god is that a MAN holding the... thing
[21:43:52] darksithyoshi: ...I want one.
[21:44:01] darksithyoshi: ...You know, if I had an iPod.
[21:45:10] yunnbtsihcrana: man volleyball outfits are hot
[21:46:15] Scopemaster2001: it uses a standard 3.5mm plug
[21:46:49] yunnbtsihcrana: a couple of my friends dropped by
[21:46:57] darksithyoshi: Time to go.
[21:47:00] *** darksithyoshi has left the chat.
[21:47:11] yunnbtsihcrana: one of them was wearing one(my friends girlfriend)
[21:48:19] Einhander Sn0m4n: yes it is a man
[21:48:29] elheru07: thought so
[21:48:36] elheru07: that's just a wee bit... errrrrrrrrr
[21:48:40] kinggandalf1701: I'd but that Ipod thing.
[21:48:43] elheru07: cause it's kind of pretty much for chicks... heh
Consensus in Chat agrees too.
Posted: 2006-08-17 03:00am
by Azrael
Sounds like another candidate for Rebecca's sex toy reviews...
Hey, Einy, can I borrow your ipo...err...nevermind.
Posted: 2006-08-17 09:33am
by aerius
namdoolb wrote:The lead seems a bit short, and I have to wonder what such an accesory will do to battery life.
I think it has its own batteries so it shouldn't have much effect on battery life. Could be wrong though...
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I get the feeling that's not a woman in that pic.
Consensus in Chat agrees too.
The hand looks a bit manly but let's face it, no man has legs that smooth, not even me. It's a woman.
Posted: 2006-08-17 11:33am
by Crossroads Inc.
*takes a second look*
Those ARE man hands, no doubt about it. But the legs! I'm so confused!
Posted: 2006-08-17 12:59pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
Hurr, "penetrating."
That is definately a man's hand, but a woman's leg. But then the picture wouldn't make any sense, would it?
Props for maintaining the whole "i" aesthetic.
Posted: 2006-08-17 03:27pm
by Elaro
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
That is definately a man's hand, but a woman's leg. But then the picture wouldn't make any sense, would it?
It would, if it was photoshop'ed.
Posted: 2006-08-17 05:38pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
No, I've seen man legs that smooth with my own eyes. My long-time butt buddy Conrad, for instance...
I love Indians
Posted: 2006-08-17 06:42pm
by muse
Ace Pace wrote: So I assume you are getting one?
He offered to buy one for me if I agreed to let him watch me use it. He didn't get the answer he was hoping for.
Posted: 2006-08-22 08:12pm
by Tsyroc
He should have started with "if you'd let him listen to you using it" and then tried to move up from there.
Posted: 2006-09-24 10:53am
by aerius
Update. I bought one for my fiancée's birthday and she's had a week to play with it. She likes it and thinks it's cute, but prefers to use it in stand alone mode instead of plugged into an iPod.
Posted: 2006-09-24 11:37am
by Joe
iPods have crappy battery life as is, I can't imagine not being better off with a normal vibrator.
Posted: 2006-09-24 12:10pm
by Praxis
Joe wrote:iPods have crappy battery life as is, I can't imagine not being better off with a normal vibrator.
The new iPods have a twenty hour battery life, the new Nano's have a 24 hour battery life. That's not crap.
Posted: 2006-09-24 12:24pm
by RedImperator
The best iPod accessory ever would be a phaser. Don't get my hopes up with anything less again.
Posted: 2006-09-24 01:16pm
by Ypoknons
Since the 5G, the ipod has been quite competitive in areas it previously wasn't. Battery life on the 5G, at 10-15 hours (depends on 30/60 gig models) and more for the 5.5G, is really pretty much the same as the Creative Zen:m at 10 hours.
Posted: 2006-09-24 05:51pm
by ThatGuyFromThatPlace
those are Man-Legs to go with the Man-Hand.
If you've never seen Man-Legs that smooth, you've never seen a swimmer, those guys are more obsessed about how smooth their legs are than any super-model.
The give-away is the knees...
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