If you were a Force-user, what kind would you be?

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2002-10-25 04:02pm

Crown wrote:Dark Jedi; the Sith ultimately failed.

So did the dark jedi, they're just a disorganized bunch of rouges and can't there have been said to have been defeated, essentially just a semantical issue that gets them off the hook.
Whilst the Sith cultivated the use of darkness and the force to a degree that made them the most powerfull force users ever.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2002-10-25 04:44pm

I'd be a self-trained, freelance, materialistic mercenary Jedi. Specially because I would be able to possess stuff. The whole "Jedi aren't supposed to have stuff" that Anakin said during the trip to Naobo turned me off. Oh and I'd rather use twin blasters than a lightsaber, maybe I'd have some kind of main-gauche lightsaber for certain purposes, like if I had no other choice than defend myself from a lightsaber, or to deflect blasts. Saber on one hand, blaster in the other, plus Darth Maul's face kicking

I don't like the Council Jedi fundies.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-10-25 06:56pm

I'd go for a force user like Vergere.
No actual light or dark sides of the force, just neutral, and doing things for self really.
Basically not jedi, not dark jedi, not sith.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2002-10-25 10:06pm

On second thought, I wouldn't be Jedi. I would maybe get some training from real Jedi, but eventually I would leave so as to not be tied with any government, since all governments are ultimately corrupt. Qui-Gon is my man.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-10-25 10:12pm

What the fuck do you mean by "If you were"?

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-10-25 10:47pm

aerius wrote:Dark Jedi, I don't think I'm evil enough to be a sith. I don't want to be a jedi either since it's too restrictive and there's all that darkside/lightside BS I'd have to worry about, and it just doesn't seem like a fun thing to do. As a Dark Jedi I could go around using my powers for whatever I please without worrying about things, and I bet I could have a real good time too, lots of sex, do mind tricks on people for my amusement, fun stuff like that.

Oh yeah, aerius, I like your style.

I'd be a Dark Jedi. So that I'd learn from both sides and become uber. That, and also because the "dark and kewl" motif fits me, and the Sith are just weird old geezers most of the time (except Maul).

Best of all - Mind Trick!

Girl: Hi, do I know you?

ESB(waves hand): You are irresistibly compelled to take me back to your room, wrestle me to the floor and make savage passionate love to me.

Girl(droning): I am irresistibly compelled to take you back to your room, wrestle me to the floor and make savage passionate love to you.

ESB: Great, we've got something in common! Let's go!

And off they go.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-10-26 12:12am

Jedi all the way.

1. I don't want to corrupt my body like Palpatine did.
2. All Dark Jedi and Sith get smacked down by Jedi eventually.
3. I'm just not an evil kind of guy.

4. I couldn't have any friends, family, marry anyone, trust anyone, etc.
5. As a result of not having anyone, I couldn't enjoy ruling the galaxy.
6. I could still choke people as a Jedi.

7. I'm too conservative to be like a Sith or Dark Jedi.

hvb · Post by **hvb** » 2002-10-29 09:28am

ESB wrote:

the Sith are just weird old geezers most of the time

Yes, but remember: weird old geezers rule most of the world

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-10-30 09:45pm

I would try to master every single aspect of the force. After that, depends on circumstances.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-10-30 10:17pm

A sith lord I would be. However, I would probably devote most of my time to killing any immediate competition to my rule and to groom a hand picked successor that will say yes to everything I command.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-10-30 10:20pm

I'd use my powers to pick up chicks, which one does that fall under?

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-10-30 10:21pm

Pimp Jedi. LoL

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-30 11:14pm

anarchistbunny wrote:I'd use my powers to pick up chicks, which one does that fall under?

probably DJ.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-30 11:45pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:What do you mean "If". I am a Jedi. (POST prequel era. Fuck the council.)

You would fuck the whole council? Damn.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-30 11:46pm

Ted wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Dark Lord of the Sith. The galaxy yearns for the iron boot of my ruthless dictatorship.
Your own private galaxy Mike, the one only in your head.

And the one thats this board but thats different.

OK, Rebecca yearns for my discipline ... when she's not telling me to take care of the kids or pick up stuff from the drugstore on the way home ... aw, shit.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-10-30 11:51pm

Sounds like someone forgot something!

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-31 12:10am

Darth Wong wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:What do you mean "If". I am a Jedi. (POST prequel era. Fuck the council.)
You would fuck the whole council? Damn.

ROFL. I don't think she meant it QUITE that way, Mike.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-10-31 12:28am

HDS Dark Jedi do not lose at all! They are 'fallen' Jedi and thus are usually left alone, until they inevatably get delusions of granduer and then they are taken care of. Me I would just carve out for myself a nice little corner in the Universe and live happily ever after... Or is that angrily ever after?

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-10-31 01:10am

Crown wrote:Sounds like someone forgot something!

I got the impression she was using "Jedi Mind Tricks" on him.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-10-31 04:36am

Your force powers are no match for my uber-tech

that said I'll take the force powers anyway

Dark Jedi

hvb · Post by **hvb** » 2002-10-31 09:32am

IG-88E wrote:

ROFL. I don't think she meant it QUITE that way, Mike.

Immaterial: A promise given is a promise kept

(or whatever the appropriate English proverb would be: I'm using the translation of a venerable DK proverb)

Grand Admiral Ancaris · Post by **Grand Admiral Ancaris** » 2002-11-01 03:29am

Sith. Most definitely Sith.

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