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http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/recruitment

Maybe we should have our own recruitment videos too...... :lol: :roll:
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Have you seen the other Imperial Recruitment video?
Go to LucasArts' official Star Wars Battlefront page
www.starwarsbattlefront.com I think, then on the menu go to "GamePlay". Watch the small video. Funny :)

I'm loading up this video now...
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Just finished watching it. LOL!

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Yeah, it's a great one. I laughed my ass off when I first saw it. :lol:

Fun fact: This video was made by Scott Zier, project lead for the Battlefield: Galactic Conquest mod. No wonder it's so good. :D
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I keep getting 'Error on Page' :cry:
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this is tooooo funny! :lol:
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That's hilarious... how do I save it to my harddrive?
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Love the TIE pilots :lol:
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I loved the shooting range
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PainRack wrote:http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/recruitment

Maybe we should have our own recruitment videos too...... :lol: :roll:
So much of that movie is total bullshit, like the accuracy. But its still hilarious. You're a part of the team, not just a number... I'm a guy, we're all guys...

Hehe. :lol: :lol:
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Pretty funny. :)
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:D wonderful based on a lot miscontceptions about stormies.the Emperor's guard etc but still does it well...

I loved the only decent stormies shot was an accidental one, and the Stormie who was facing the wrong way.:D
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I liked the touch at the end with the babe in the Stormtrooper outfit- why else would someone join :lol:
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Is it even remotely possible that we can do our own version of such a video? Some guys in California do one scene, some guys in Ontario do another, some guys in Sydney one, and then submit them to Quebec for general editing?
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We'd need outfits.... don't know if anyone would be willing to pay.
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Vympel wrote:We'd need outfits.... don't know if anyone would be willing to pay.
Well I've got a Starfleet uniform, the 'modern' one (post-First Contact); I could always pose as the Stormtroopers' target practice. :P :twisted: :lol:
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