And for the Sith Lord who likes to rape his female prisoners: Darth Seminate.
[EDIT: probably envied by the earlier mentioned Darth Potent]
Origin of the name 'Vader'
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Darth Fertile.
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Darth Sidious: There is a great disturbance in the Force.
Darth Vader: I have felt...
Darth Terruptus: ...and it smells really bad.
Darth Continence: Sorry about that, guys.
Darth Sidious: We have a new enemy- Microsoft.
Darth Maul: At last, we shall have our revenge...
Darth Genius: Well, what if we built a giant wooden badger....
Darth Comprehensible: *@4[$%$!!!!! 1&&^6$@ $1&3 &@%?? ">\ (#: "#$~$89%$...
Darth Sult: I'm not Darth Distinguishable, he is, are you blind as a fucking bat?!
Darth Sidious: Enough! This meeting is adjourned, we shall attack without warning, just before dawn.
Darth Sidious: Darth Clement, Darth Sensitive, you two stay here and think of scarier Sith names.
Darth Clement: Awww...
Darth Sensitive: No fair...
[Cut to assault on Microsoft HQ]
The LAAT being flown by Darth Tel crashes into the ground, killing Darth Consequential, Darth Significant and Darth Flammable.
AT-TE driven by Darth Competent walks off a cliff.
Microsoft T-850's engage the surviving Sith Lords. Darth Destructible, Darth Vincible, Darth Defatigable and Darth Defeatable all die within 5 seconds.
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Bah, i tried. I'm sure someone else could do something with Darth Cestuous, Darth Bred, Darth Fertile, Darth Seminate, Darth Fidelity and
Darth Timate, Darth Flexible and Darth Potent.
Darth Vader: I have felt...
Darth Terruptus: ...and it smells really bad.
Darth Continence: Sorry about that, guys.
Darth Sidious: We have a new enemy- Microsoft.
Darth Maul: At last, we shall have our revenge...
Darth Genius: Well, what if we built a giant wooden badger....
Darth Comprehensible: *@4[$%$!!!!! 1&&^6$@ $1&3 &@%?? ">\ (#: "#$~$89%$...
Darth Sult: I'm not Darth Distinguishable, he is, are you blind as a fucking bat?!
Darth Sidious: Enough! This meeting is adjourned, we shall attack without warning, just before dawn.
Darth Sidious: Darth Clement, Darth Sensitive, you two stay here and think of scarier Sith names.
Darth Clement: Awww...
Darth Sensitive: No fair...
[Cut to assault on Microsoft HQ]
The LAAT being flown by Darth Tel crashes into the ground, killing Darth Consequential, Darth Significant and Darth Flammable.
AT-TE driven by Darth Competent walks off a cliff.
Microsoft T-850's engage the surviving Sith Lords. Darth Destructible, Darth Vincible, Darth Defatigable and Darth Defeatable all die within 5 seconds.
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Bah, i tried. I'm sure someone else could do something with Darth Cestuous, Darth Bred, Darth Fertile, Darth Seminate, Darth Fidelity and
Darth Timate, Darth Flexible and Darth Potent.
Robert Gilruth to Max Faget on the Apollo program: “Max, we’re going to go back there one day, and when we do, they’re going to find out how tough it is.”
Darth Cestous: Join me and we can rule the galaxy as father and son..but first I have something I'd like to show you...in the back seat of my shuttle...
Darth Bred: Son of Darth Cestous and daughter. If you value your life, don't ask whether the rumors about the eleventh toe are true or not.
Darth Fertile: Has no son to join with him and rule the galaxy but if it weren't for that damned lava accident, could sleep with as many women as he liked without having to pay a cent of child support...if Sith Lords paid child support..which they probably wouldn't but ignore that fact for the sake of the joke.
Darth Fidelity: What? You thought Padme was actually the mother of Luke and Leia? You're wrong, but I hear the next trilogy will tell the story of Padme and Anakin's legitimate children...
Darth Timate: Cried after Luke told him that he'd never join him. Very popular with women though..except for the fact they all value their friendship with him too much to jeapordize it with romance.
Darth Flexible: Is still in the asteroid field searching for the Millenium Falcon 20 years later despite repeated sightings of the now famous ship across the galaxy. Needless to say the ship had about 5 captains before they realized it was just best not to imply Darth Flexible might want to rethink his strategy.
Darth Impotent: Also has no son to join him and rule the galaxy but didn't have nearly as enjoyable youth as Darth Fertile. Which, he supposes, is okay since its rumored Darth Fertile is just hiding a truely horrific case of herpes rather than having fallen into a fire pit.
Darth Bred: Son of Darth Cestous and daughter. If you value your life, don't ask whether the rumors about the eleventh toe are true or not.
Darth Fertile: Has no son to join with him and rule the galaxy but if it weren't for that damned lava accident, could sleep with as many women as he liked without having to pay a cent of child support...if Sith Lords paid child support..which they probably wouldn't but ignore that fact for the sake of the joke.
Darth Fidelity: What? You thought Padme was actually the mother of Luke and Leia? You're wrong, but I hear the next trilogy will tell the story of Padme and Anakin's legitimate children...
Darth Timate: Cried after Luke told him that he'd never join him. Very popular with women though..except for the fact they all value their friendship with him too much to jeapordize it with romance.
Darth Flexible: Is still in the asteroid field searching for the Millenium Falcon 20 years later despite repeated sightings of the now famous ship across the galaxy. Needless to say the ship had about 5 captains before they realized it was just best not to imply Darth Flexible might want to rethink his strategy.
Darth Impotent: Also has no son to join him and rule the galaxy but didn't have nearly as enjoyable youth as Darth Fertile. Which, he supposes, is okay since its rumored Darth Fertile is just hiding a truely horrific case of herpes rather than having fallen into a fire pit.
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Especially when he uses the littlest Darths of all: Darth Sertion, Darth And-out, and Darth fection.Dooey Jo wrote:Let's not forget Darth Flatable; Sidious' personal favourite
"Gunslinger indeed. Quick draw, Bob. Quick draw." --Count Chocula
"Unquestionably, Dr. Who is MUCH lighter in tone than WH40K. But then, I could argue the entirety of WWII was much lighter in tone than WH40K." --Broomstick
"This is ridiculous. I look like the Games Workshop version of a Jedi Knight." --Harry Dresden, Changes
"Like...are we canonical?" --Aaron Dembski-Bowden to Dan Abnett
"Unquestionably, Dr. Who is MUCH lighter in tone than WH40K. But then, I could argue the entirety of WWII was much lighter in tone than WH40K." --Broomstick
"This is ridiculous. I look like the Games Workshop version of a Jedi Knight." --Harry Dresden, Changes
"Like...are we canonical?" --Aaron Dembski-Bowden to Dan Abnett
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*jabs skull with pencil* aaarrgh bad image, bad image, make it stopAsst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:The Imperial March plays as Darth Flatable slowly inflates. Porno music suddenly plays when Darth Sidious takes of his cloak, revealing that he is wearing nothing underneath...Dooey Jo wrote:Let's not forget Darth Flatable; Sidious' personal favourite
"We at Yahoo have a lot of experience in helping people navigate an environment full of falsehoods, random useless information, and truly horrifying pornography. I don't think the human soul will hold any real surprises for us." - The Onion
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This is spamtastic. Ghost Rider, Vympel, can you help out?
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Okay guys...you've had fun....locking because the next place this thing will go is testing wherein it'll get flushed.
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Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all
Saying and doing are chocolate and concrete