What would you do with your powers?

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First off, I would train my skills to their highest level and then seek out the other person and form an alliance. Of course eventually it would come to a standoff due to varying differences in our perceptions. Remembering the fight of vader against luke in ESB, I would make sure I caould move objects and fight at the same time and play those skills against my opponenet. Overall my goal would be to take down the middle east and end the crap that happens in that part of the world. I have a little story I have been making up that if I were to have a fleet of stardestroyers and were a force user, what I would do to end all the bickering and killing that happens over there. I would also learn how to read minds and use that to weed out terrorists and destroy them as well. If the other person decided to become a terrorist, well HE BE DEAD.
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I would seek out the other person and try to use mind trick to see what he would do if he met me. if he would attack me, I would try to assinate him on the spot (saber throw). If not, Form an allience. I would not go to the dark side. I would not kill the molesters and terrorists, but put the terrorists in with the child molesters :twisted: Maybe run for leader of the world, but wouldn't use the force. theere would always be sombody that, if i did, would gather support against me and my use of the force. I would try to help the world. I might even use my orange double blade.
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Darth Yoshi wrote:A more realistic way of doing that would be to do a daily workout that'll leave you hurting in places you didn't know could hurt in the morning and use healing trance instead of sleeping.
It would be, but we're limited to mind control, lightning, and TK as per the OP (I think I read somewhere in the thread that speed was allowed because TK was somehow used in its operation, though now that I think about it, that may have been another).

I was just thinking of another method, though. Now, from what little I know about the human body, the way that it builds up muscle strength and mass is because it has to repair all the micro-tears that are created during a work-out, which not only creates newer, more durable muscles, but also an excess of them. What if I were to spend maybe ten or fifteen minutes every day or so (maybe even less than that, depending on how good I am at it and the task in general) using my TK to create millions of micro-tears on all of the major muscles of my body? I could get the macochistic equivilent of a dropping-from-exhaustion workout in a fraction of the time (for developing muscles, anyway) then just pop a metabolic suppliment or two and hit the elliptical once my body has stopped begging for death.

EDIT: Well, it's not like as if I'm doing this to an extreme point, as though I were ripping my limbs from their sockets and forcibly pushing my blood around to spray from every available oriface - really, I'd imagine that the feeling from doing this would just be the same kind of aching and burning you get from doing a heavy workout, though without the extreme exhaustion as well, or maybe the same kind of prickly feeling you get when your foot falls asleep.
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Sharpshooter wrote: I was just thinking of another method, though. Now, from what little I know about the human body, the way that it builds up muscle strength and mass is because it has to repair all the micro-tears that are created during a work-out, which not only creates newer, more durable muscles, but also an excess of them. What if I were to spend maybe ten or fifteen minutes every day or so (maybe even less than that, depending on how good I am at it and the task in general) using my TK to create millions of micro-tears on all of the major muscles of my body? I could get the macochistic equivilent of a dropping-from-exhaustion workout in a fraction of the time (for developing muscles, anyway) then just pop a metabolic suppliment or two and hit the elliptical once my body has stopped begging for death.
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That's actually really ingenious... in a kind of twisted self sacrificing kind of way. I am impressed.
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bilateralrope wrote:
Dakarne wrote:
Force Geld for the child molestors.
Force Castrate... painful and efficient
I would want tem to suffer, so I would use a combination of mind tricks and telekinis to force them to bite it off themself
:lol: I had a mental image of that. Freaky. :shock:
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Hockey goalie. Precognition means I'd be utterly unbeatable. I'd have to deliberately let some by just to avoid suspicion.

Baseball player would be a good one too, since I'd know the pitch in advance.
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I'd probably spend a fair bit of time watching TV and telekinetically choking people to death for being murderers, child molesters, etc.

I'd also use Mind Trick to either make a lot of money or enter politics.

And of course, Rebecca would discover that TK can be used to create the House of Flying Dildoes, which would be funnier than hell until she told me to stop doing that.
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Definately to be a lazy bastard. Get shit from the fridge, make myself food, change channels and surf the web without getting up. Oh, and make the pizza boy give me it free of charge. :D
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Move to a neutral country and start a Jedi Academy.
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:Move to a neutral country and start a Jedi Academy.
Who you going to train? No one else is in tune with the force besides you and the other guy.
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