Trekkie Twats Harassing Chee

[OmegaGuy]

I once wrote a story where a member of another board I didn't like died, but luckily for me he never found out.

[Lord Poe]

By the end he was accusing a Pentecostal minister of trying to learn his identity for the purpose of conveying death threats.

My god, can't somebody help that poor, insane man? =O

=P

This is nothing new. He's been accusing Wayne Poe of making death threats for years because of a little bit of fiction Wayne once wrote.

Yup, even though he never died in the story! And since he kept making that accusation, I decided a while ago to write a CANON sequel!

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=78713

[Tribun]

What's Portal?

A SW vs. ST fanfic in which Star Destroyers appear to be made out of soggy tin foil, and Federation ships are capable of exoton level firepower from their bathroom faucets. To read it, and Tribun's amusing analysis of it, click here.

I'm actually quite surprised that people still remember this.
But maybe you guys are still impressed that I managed to take it completely apart without getting a nervous breakdown. I think this one is the only analysis ever made of it?

[Mange]

What's Portal?

A SW vs. ST fanfic in which Star Destroyers appear to be made out of soggy tin foil, and Federation ships are capable of exoton level firepower from their bathroom faucets. To read it, and Tribun's amusing analysis of it, click here.

I'm actually quite surprised that people still remember this.
But maybe you guys are still impressed that I managed to take it completely apart without getting a nervous breakdown. I think this one is the only analysis ever made of it?

Yeah, I read your analysis a few weeks ago after I had started to read the first chapter of Portal over at ditl.org (which was quite enough for me, I skipped the rest and read it with your comments instead). It was a thorough and very good analysis.

[Noble Ire]

I'm actually quite surprised that people still remember this.
But maybe you guys are still impressed that I managed to take it completely apart without getting a nervous breakdown. I think this one is the only analysis ever made of it?

Actually, there was one other, way back:
By one Grand Admiral Thrawn

[JediMaster415]

Then again, Tribun's breakdown was Portal in its entirety. Grand Admiral Thrawn's breakdown were the painful highlights.

[Noble Ire]

Then again, Tribun's breakdown was Portal in its entirety. Grand Admiral Thrawn's breakdown were the painful highlights.

True enough. Of course, I haven't even been able to finish it with Tribun's commentary, so Thrawn's feat is impressive enough.

[Rogue 9]

What's Portal?

A SW vs. ST fanfic in which Star Destroyers appear to be made out of soggy tin foil, and Federation ships are capable of exoton level firepower from their bathroom faucets. To read it, and Tribun's amusing analysis of it, click here.

I'm actually quite surprised that people still remember this.
But maybe you guys are still impressed that I managed to take it completely apart without getting a nervous breakdown. I think this one is the only analysis ever made of it?

I made a very short one that just attacked the most egregious aspects of it, but I think yours is by far the most complete.

[Ender]

I keep checking the VIP blogs to see if they are gonna bitchslap him there.

[Lord Poe]

Darkstar's meltdown gets even more priceless every day. Now, he's claiming that Swede can't understand the nuances of his canon policy, because English is his second language! Check this thread

You also took offense to my rather kind presumption about Swedes trying to instruct me on properly reading and writing my native tongue (while demonstrating an inability to perform basic subject-verb agreement) and Brits like Dakarne trying to explain to me the laws of my home soil while telling me I don't know how they work (and demonstrating that of himself).

It's getting so bad that even Darkstar's supporters are telling him to lighten up:

I'm going to hate to have to lock this thread too if it proves necessary.

DSG2K, lay off about English not being the Swede's native language. By all means, feel free to state that you don't think he's interpreting this or that quote correctly, but this debate is going to go nowhere in a hurry. Every time you make a snide comment about him perhaps not grasping things correctly because it's not his native language, the two of you ARE going to go off into personal attacks and ARE going to derail discussion. It's happened too many times.

Let's keep this civil here. If you want to rip into each other, do it through e-mail or on another board, k?

[Isolder74]

After reading all these different sites, boards and statments, I'm perplexed how the Lucas Employees could be any less clear on this matter.

Yet he still insists that they don't know what they are talking about and that his interpretation of a George Lucas Quote is the only right one even though its the only one that give him even a slight bit of creadence.

The truth of the matter is the fact that ignoring the EU he can then ignore references to Planetary Shield and how the Death Star does its little kablooee thing. This allows him to spin doctor things so that he can lower the capbilities of ships and equiptment in the Star Wars universe his way rather that Lucus Licencing's way. All this saying that his way, based mainly one quote, is the only right way even when told otherwise by a person that works for the company that produces Star Wars fiction.

He even spin doctors words that seem clear enough to everyone else into appearing to support his point of veiw. Now I know why I got headaches when he was a regular here. I guess he is so trapped in his own static warp bubble that he does not realize that everyone is dissapearing around and his own credibility is dissapearing into the nothingness of space.

now I'm going to take a Advil and try to get some sleep

[Mange]

I forgot to mention it, but this is an interesting way of asking questions:

+http://forums.starwars.com/thread.jspa? ... tart=02010