Yoda Question...

[NecronLord]

Luke: So, master yoda, why did you not fight the emperor.
Yoda: Pay me he did.
Luke: He paid you
Yoda: Actually bounced, the cheque did. Stuck on this mudhole, I am. Motherfucker, the emperor is. Kill him you must.
Luke: So you are only training me to get revenge?
Yoda: Up you will Shut. No more questions from you. Questions lead to fake answers, fake answers lead to more questions, more questions lead to ASS KICKING YOU LITTLE PUNK!!!

AH HAH HAH HAH

Behold the phony laughter

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

I believe in Episode 3, Yoda's species and home planet will be reveawled. Also, it will be revealed that Mace Windu is Luke's father, not Anakin, lightsabers come in 5 fruit flavors, and the whole time, Padme was a man, and Darth Maul's illegitimate child.

Also, Palpatine will be played by Strom Thurmond.

[IRG CommandoJoe]

And Yoda was Jar Jar Binks' Padawan.