Why did GL make Greedo shoot first?
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At the risk of daring to have an original thought, has anyone considered what it means for someone to actually sit back and let the other guy take a shot? Would it be supreme arrogance? Why yes, it would. Could this be a trait Han had in other occasions leading up to his heroism? Why yes, it would. Has anyone thought of this? No, they haven't.
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Han's arrogant, not stupid. Even he couldn't have forseen Greedo's utter incompetence with a blaster to miss at less than a meter away, nor would he have been stupid enough to risk his skin on that.SirNitram wrote:At the risk of daring to have an original thought, has anyone considered what it means for someone to actually sit back and let the other guy take a shot? Would it be supreme arrogance? Why yes, it would. Could this be a trait Han had in other occasions leading up to his heroism? Why yes, it would. Has anyone thought of this? No, they haven't.
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Oh, Jesus. Dare I ask whether you're a misunderstood genius or if you just had one of your sacred oxes gored here ?SirNitram wrote:At the risk of daring to have an original thought,
has anyone considered what it means for someone to actually sit back and let the other guy take a shot?
Yes. It means that either he's an idiot or he's got a death wish, when the gun's in his face.
Would it be supreme arrogance? Why yes, it would. Could this be a trait Han had in other occasions leading up to his heroism? Why yes, it would.
Which is why he...
- took on the Imps that intercepted him instead of erring on the side of caution and dumping Jabba's spice...
immediately ran into the detention center on the Death Star with guns blazing instead of having to be cajoled into it with a big reward and then trying to do it in disguise...
signed up for the Death Star run right away instead of being nagged by his conscience at the last minute...
Furthermore, even accepting the above, it still doesn't change the basic contention that Han's an idiot for letting Greedo shoot first. All it does is suggest that the idiocy sprang from overconfidence (which he certainly has, but arguably not to the suicidal/delusional degree you're suggesting), rather than Han being a bit too much of a nice guy.
No, my bad. The actual premise was that George Lucas was an idiot for changing it, especially for the reasons he did. Han being an idiot just became the "in-story" rationale.
And now you know why.Has anyone thought of this? No, they haven't.
I could see the possibility if the circumstances were slightly different, such as both of them having holstered guns and Han letting Greedo draw first before shooting him. But it is what it is. An argument could also be made that Han just doesn't care if he gets shot or not, i.e. having some sort of death wish, though that's refuted about as easily using the same points.
If you want one where Han's not an idiot, try this: Han really didn't expect Greedo to shoot. He just drew his gun as a precaution and when Greedo let fly, so did he. Then he's not an idiot as the above ideas suggest, but simply a bad judge of character.
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I dunno, I can't see those bugeyes being good at aiming.Durandal wrote:Han's arrogant, not stupid. Even he couldn't have forseen Greedo's utter incompetence with a blaster to miss at less than a meter away, nor would he have been stupid enough to risk his skin on that.SirNitram wrote:At the risk of daring to have an original thought, has anyone considered what it means for someone to actually sit back and let the other guy take a shot? Would it be supreme arrogance? Why yes, it would. Could this be a trait Han had in other occasions leading up to his heroism? Why yes, it would. Has anyone thought of this? No, they haven't.
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Does that Luke scream really mean that it was Luke that screamed? If it was the Emperor's scream taken from RotJ, and it was heard when Luke fell off the platform, how do we know that it really was Luke that screamed? MAYBE......it was the Emperor screaming because he lost Luke? Pathetic cover-up, but maybe it was like when Qui-Gon was speaking to Yoda, Palpatine was screaming at Vader.
"You fucking dolt! You let him get away! AAAAAEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!"
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that comic is so funny. love the first story where the stormtroopers meet the Ewoks for the first time.SW Tales #14 by Darkhorse has a joke comic sequence with Han being sued "In the Emperors Court" by Greedo's mother for cold blooded murder. Han introduces holo film of Greedo shooting first, but it is dismissed as clearly doctored evidence. The Emperor claims "No one should have the ablity to re-write history (except for me)". The whole thing is very funny. Vader to Palpatine, about Han "Not the kind of guy you's want to date your daughter"
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It's been a while since I've read Tales from the Mos Eisley Cantina, but I remember that Greedo was a wannabe professional bounty hunter, and quite incompetent.Darth Pounder wrote:Greedo was a prefessional Bounty Hunter. Even if he was dopy enough to let Han place his hand under the table he was never gonna miss from that distance. If was very insulting to SW fans.
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Even so it would take you to be cross eyed and retarded to miss from that range.Durandal wrote:It's been a while since I've read Tales from the Mos Eisley Cantina, but I remember that Greedo was a wannabe professional bounty hunter, and quite incompetent.Darth Pounder wrote:Greedo was a prefessional Bounty Hunter. Even if he was dopy enough to let Han place his hand under the table he was never gonna miss from that distance. If was very insulting to SW fans.
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So Greedo is Darkstar?Darth Pounder wrote:Even so it would take you to be cross eyed and retarded to miss from that range.Durandal wrote:It's been a while since I've read Tales from the Mos Eisley Cantina, but I remember that Greedo was a wannabe professional bounty hunter, and quite incompetent.
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Well now that's just spamSimon H.Johansen wrote:I actually have no idea.
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Joe Momma wrote:Sidious wrote:
Let's go back for a moment and look at Han's head movement. I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, did he dislocate his neck to move like that? Forget that shooting first bullshit, watching Han's head flop around like a fucking windsock would have screwed me up a hell of a lot more as a child. Hell, it gives me bad Joe Theissman flashbacks as an adult.
Hilarious.....