Imperial Starfight Corps WTF

Ritterin Sophia · Post by **Ritterin Sophia** » 2007-04-13 04:43am

So, I was on wookiepedia today, and decided to learn more about Imperial Starfighters, not just TIE's... anyone see what's out of place on this page?

darthbob88 · Post by **darthbob88** » 2007-04-13 05:04am

General Schatten wrote:So, I was on wookiepedia today, and decided to learn more about Imperial Starfighters, not just TIE's... anyone see what's out of place on this page?

Of course I do, it's obvious. That quote at the head, describing how the Empire uses its fighters is totally incorrect.

Vehrec · Post by **Vehrec** » 2007-04-13 09:10am

I saya leave it up. It's a damn fine recruiting poster, even if it is inaccurate.

Karmic Knight · Post by **Karmic Knight** » 2007-04-13 10:37am

Vehrec wrote:I saya leave it up. It's a damn fine recruiting poster, even if it is inaccurate.

Just because all the information doesn't have anything to do with the poster, but we shouldn't take all that information down.

Edit:Forgot the

Teleros · Post by **Teleros** » 2007-04-13 10:55am

Vehrec wrote:I saya leave it up. It's a damn fine recruiting poster, even if it is inaccurate.

Move the poster and take down the page then

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The Original Nex · Post by **The Original Nex** » 2007-04-13 12:03pm

Here are some more for you gents.

Karmic Knight · Post by **Karmic Knight** » 2007-04-13 12:08pm

The Original Nex wrote:Here are some more for you gents.

I speak for all of us when I say,

Thanks.

Send complants to no one I don't care If you care.

Ritterin Sophia · Post by **Ritterin Sophia** » 2007-04-13 12:32pm

I see the girls of Xena Battalion are giving it their all.

Karmic Knight · Post by **Karmic Knight** » 2007-04-13 12:35pm

General Schatten wrote:Now do you understand why you should've joined the Imperial Armed Forces, Karmic?

It's more fun to be an Informant. I have no need to be a stormtrooper or a pilot, I'm content being one of the backblading Informants.

Ritterin Sophia · Post by **Ritterin Sophia** » 2007-04-13 02:11pm

Karmic Knight wrote:
General Schatten wrote:Now do you understand why you should've joined the Imperial Armed Forces, Karmic?
It's more fun to be an Informant. I have no need to be a stormtrooper or a pilot, I'm content being one of the backblading Informants.

What? Men arrest him on charges of conspiring to stab his superior officer in the back, also, we'll take his statement as a confession... luckily I was smart enough to know there were traitours in the midst and leave my recorder on.

Fingolfin_Noldor · Post by **Fingolfin_Noldor** » 2007-04-13 02:14pm

General Schatten wrote:
Karmic Knight wrote:
General Schatten wrote:Now do you understand why you should've joined the Imperial Armed Forces, Karmic?
It's more fun to be an Informant. I have no need to be a stormtrooper or a pilot, I'm content being one of the backblading Informants.
What? Men arrest him on charges of conspiring to stab his superior officer in the back, also, we'll take his statement as a confession... luckily I was smart enough to know there were traitours in the midst and leave my recorder on.

Huh.... since when are informants Imperial Military proper?

Karmic Knight · Post by **Karmic Knight** » 2007-04-13 02:14pm

General Schatten wrote:
Karmic Knight wrote:
General Schatten wrote:Now do you understand why you should've joined the Imperial Armed Forces, Karmic?
It's more fun to be an Informant. I have no need to be a stormtrooper or a pilot, I'm content being one of the backblading Informants.
What? Men arrest him on charges of conspiring to stab his superior officer in the back, also, we'll take his statement as a confession... luckily I was smart enough to know there were traitours in the midst and leave my recorder on.

Hey, whoa, I....uh...what is wrong with you all informants can't be and how am I supposed to get anywhere with out murder, Learn Intell customs before you start bring the stormies on me..

Uh

Hilairous! Hilarious People!

Ritterin Sophia · Post by **Ritterin Sophia** » 2007-04-13 03:44pm

Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:
General Schatten wrote:
Karmic Knight wrote: It's more fun to be an Informant. I have no need to be a stormtrooper or a pilot, I'm content being one of the backblading Informants.
What? Men arrest him on charges of conspiring to stab his superior officer in the back, also, we'll take his statement as a confession... luckily I was smart enough to know there were traitours in the midst and leave my recorder on.
Huh.... since when are informants Imperial Military proper?

Not proper, but he's being paid to be my Yes-Man, and thus, I am his Commanding Officer.

Karmic Knight · Post by **Karmic Knight** » 2007-04-13 03:47pm

General Schatten wrote:
Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:
General Schatten wrote: What? Men arrest him on charges of conspiring to stab his superior officer in the back, also, we'll take his statement as a confession... luckily I was smart enough to know there were traitours in the midst and leave my recorder on.
Huh.... since when are informants Imperial Military proper?
Not proper, but he's being paid to be my Yes-Man, and thus, I am his Commanding Officer.

Appolligies, Schatten. So long as I keep getting paid it's just a figure of speach.

300,000 credits

Warsie · Post by **Warsie** » 2007-04-14 06:48pm

I think I misinterpreted this picture:
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Bu ... ite%21.jpg

and this
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:Wo ... atures.jpg

EDIT: Are you referring to this as well?

"For every TIE fighter you shoot down, a thousand more will take its place."
―Baron Soontir Fel remarking on the Imperial Navy's approach to starfighter combat [src]

Karmic Knight · Post by **Karmic Knight** » 2007-04-14 07:14pm

As what Warsie, no really tell me? Who are you are talking to? Am I running out of questions? Yes, I stink

Lord Sander · Post by **Lord Sander** » 2007-04-15 01:36pm

On the original topic, I'd noted this on the talk page last month.
Considering the amount of reworking would have to be done I left it at that though.

Warsie · Post by **Warsie** » 2007-04-15 06:52pm

Karmic Knight wrote:As what Warsie, no really tell me? Who are you are talking to? Am I running out of questions? Yes, I stink

Anyone who listens to me

Anyway, I was thinking the 'exotic creatures' was a dominatrix and/or bestiality thing.

The Probe Droid was like tentacle rape. Especially 'make it bite'. Weird.

Karmic Knight · Post by **Karmic Knight** » 2007-04-16 03:42am

Warsie, you really coud have put this in your original post. Then I wouldn't have had to embarass myself.

Ritterin Sophia · Post by **Ritterin Sophia** » 2007-04-16 05:58am

Warsie wrote:Anyway, I was thinking the 'exotic creatures' was a dominatrix and/or bestiality thing.

Better look out Warsie... I think she wants to rape you with her pet Rancor, and I'm not talking about the baby Rancor she has there.

Warsie · Post by **Warsie** » 2007-04-16 01:14pm

Karmic Knight wrote:Warsie, you really coud have put this in your original post. Then I wouldn't have had to embarass myself.

You didn't embarass yourself, weird that you thought that. You're okay

General Schatten wrote:Better look out Warsie... I think she wants to rape you with her pet Rancor, and I'm not talking about the baby Rancor she has there.

Rancor?

Don't drop the soap man! (but if you're female, you're screwed both ways in jail

)

Karmic Knight · Post by **Karmic Knight** » 2007-04-16 03:04pm

I'm just a melodramatic ass, Warsie, I don't take anything I say seriously and you shouldn't either.

BTW greatest thread I have ever read.

EDIT: I am wrong, thanks Schatten.

Ritterin Sophia · Post by **Ritterin Sophia** » 2007-04-16 03:12pm

Karmic Knight wrote:BTW greatest thread I have ever read.

This is made of pure fail... does anyone have a link to that one Godzilla thread?

Ghetto Edit: Behold, t3h greatest thread EVAR!

Warsie · Post by **Warsie** » 2007-04-16 04:18pm

Karmic Knight wrote:I'm just a melodramatic ass, Warsie, I don't take anything I say seriously and you shouldn't either.

You underestimate yourself man

EDIT: to keep this on topic somewhat...

Everyone, Do you think that the Empire does waste its' starfighters for no reason, or do Imperial Commanders use TIEs effectively and dangerously?

Based on some sources, like the X-wing games and books it seems that TIEs are decently important.

Also, do you think that TIE bombers are shielded? There are contradictory sources, the Rogue Squadron II game guide says thst TIE bombars are shielded, and Rogue Squadrons II and III seem to show that, especially III where if you shoot a TIE bomber the laser scatters in a white flash, the way it hits a shield (and TIE bombers need to be hit 6+ times to go down)

Ritterin Sophia · Post by **Ritterin Sophia** » 2007-04-16 06:05pm

It's already been concluded that all TIE's have some form of navigational shielding or some rediculously strong armour for an interceptor, otherwise, they couldn't have entered the asteroid field without fear of micrometeor impacts, either way that would make them invulnerable to most modern day conventional guns and missiles, which is why nBSG Vs Star Wars would have the Empire raping the Colonials. However, some TIE's are equipped with a combat shield, such as at least one of the TIE's that attacked the MF in ANH.

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