Which Alien species would you be?

Admiral Drason · Post by **Admiral Drason** » 2003-01-11 08:26pm

Robert Treder wrote:You rebel scum have no self-respect. I'm happy as a human, thank you very much!

*cue Imperial March*

I agree.

Ill stick with the Emperor and not join you rebel criminals.

willburns84 · Post by **willburns84** » 2003-01-11 10:06pm

IG-88E wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:Who were the guys that the Imps tried to take over and failed because they got caught up in one of the parties that are always being held on the planet? I'd like to be them. I believe it began with a "Z."
Zeltros. The race is the Zeltronians.

Absolutely.

Zeltronian all the way... Even Imperials liked going there. Hell, it was a giant pleasure planet. Who wouldn't want to go there?

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2003-01-12 05:48am

Admiral Drason wrote:
Robert Treder wrote:You rebel scum have no self-respect. I'm happy as a human, thank you very much!

*cue Imperial March*
I agree.

Ill stick with the Emperor and not join you rebel criminals.

I serve no one but myself...
*cue evil laughter and long pullback from secret volcano lair*

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-01-12 07:58am

I wouldn't change. Being human is just fine in the SW galaxy.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2003-01-12 08:03am

Cpt_Frank wrote:I wouldn't change. Being human is just fine in the SW galaxy.

The question is what would you change into, not would you change.

kheegster · Post by **kheegster** » 2003-01-12 01:53pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:A Rancor with opposable thumbs.

You're gonna spend a fortune on breath mints, though...

kheegster · Post by **kheegster** » 2003-01-12 01:54pm

I shall remain human, for the glory of the Empire!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-01-12 03:35pm

Screw y'all.

I'm becoming a Chiss!

*Cue Imperial March as the Chiss overrun everything* MWAHAHAHA!

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-01-13 01:27am

willburns84 wrote:
IG-88E wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:Who were the guys that the Imps tried to take over and failed because they got caught up in one of the parties that are always being held on the planet? I'd like to be them. I believe it began with a "Z."
Zeltros. The race is the Zeltronians.
Absolutely. Zeltronian all the way... Even Imperials liked going there. Hell, it was a giant pleasure planet. Who wouldn't want to go there?

Damn straight! Just try to take over! They stopped the Imps once with a massive party and they can certainly do it again!

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2003-01-13 04:38am

Darth Yoshi wrote:
willburns84 wrote:
IG-88E wrote: Zeltros. The race is the Zeltronians.
Absolutely. Zeltronian all the way... Even Imperials liked going there. Hell, it was a giant pleasure planet. Who wouldn't want to go there?
Damn straight! Just try to take over! They stopped the Imps once with a massive party and they can certainly do it again!

Where is this frrom?

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-01-13 09:35pm

One of the Essential Guides. I don't remember the original source or the name of the guide, but it was Essential Guide to Alien Species or someting like that.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-01-13 09:38pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:
willburns84 wrote:
IG-88E wrote: Zeltros. The race is the Zeltronians.
Absolutely. Zeltronian all the way... Even Imperials liked going there. Hell, it was a giant pleasure planet. Who wouldn't want to go there?
Damn straight! Just try to take over! They stopped the Imps once with a massive party and they can certainly do it again!

Zeltrons is the name of the race. Not Zeltronian.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-01-13 09:53pm

Prolly for the fact that Xizor was Falleen I would have to go with that. He was just so fucking wicked, cool, calculating. Really, he seemed like a criminal version of Thrawn who was too damned horny. Even though he is EU created, I still see him as one of my favorite characters. If more authors like Perry wrote Star Wars novels, then the EU would be a hell of a lot better.

Galaxy · Post by **Galaxy** » 2003-01-13 11:05pm

I thought rancors had opposable thumbs

Draco Starcloud · Post by **Draco Starcloud** » 2003-01-14 03:48am

They do, Galaxy. Can you imagine trying to pick up a halberd WITHOUT them?

I'm going off the wall with mine. I'd be a Barabel, a Trandoshan, or a Shi-ido for sentient species, and Greater Krayt Dragon* (the huge one that appears in the Wildlife of Star Wars Field Guide), Hssiss (Dark Side Dragon), and Sarlacc for semi- and non-sentient species.

*Who wouldn't want to be a 65 meter long (estimate length) killer reptile capable of destroying cities? It's about the size of FREAKIN' Godzilla!

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-01-14 05:31am

The 65 meter long killer reptile is understandable, of course...but a giant vagina? Whatever floats your boat, I guess.