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who's the playa

han solo
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18%
lando calirissian
28
82%
 
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Lando. He consistently has money, power and prestige. Han doesn't.
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Lando's more practiced than Han is. While Han was living on the streets, learning how to fight to survive, Lando was already separating people from their wallets and grabbing the girls. :D
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Lando gets more ladies cause Han been tied down with Leia the whole time! Although I bet Han gets laid more than Lando (you think Han might still have that metal bikini laying around somewhere?) :D
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Well going by EU Han is a one woman man, Lando has no such compulsion and is out trying to get his hole on a regular basis. In fact by the time of the Corelian trilogy he is bored with screwign arround and attempts to find a wife.
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well, I remember reading the eu before leia - he seems to get a chick or two every book. on the other hand, I could remember lando being charming, but not actually getting far.
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Lando, no contest. He's practically a pimp. :wink:
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Lando, hands down. Aside from being a mad pimp comparable only to Shaft, he also has the more impressive property.

Han runs the Millennium Falcon. Okay, a fast ship but let's look at Lando.

Lando runs Cloud City. Let's see, a city or a space ship. Which impresses the ladies more? :D
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Lando. He smoother then Han.
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paladin wrote:Lando. He smoother then Han.
You got that right:
"Leia, you truly belong with us here among the clouds." And just in case youdidn't[/ithink that was smooth, Han follows up with:"Alright, alright, quit it you old smoothy."
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it *is* a good line. all I need now is a flying city so i can use it. . .
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Enforcer Talen wrote:it *is* a good line. all I need now is a flying city so i can use it. . .
Or you could just hotbox your house. :D
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. . .maybe ;)
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Your shift key workin' there, talon?
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who is zees talon you speek ov?
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If Han wasn't stuck with Leia i'd take him. Billy Dee is all talk and his technique doesn't work on women with half a brain. Hangoes out of his way to save the girls life, make her forever indebted, has Chewbacca beat the shit out of her current boyfriend and then Solo is no longer solo (god that was lame)
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Lando is flashier than Han is, but I don't know if that makes him smoother. It's kind of a 'pick your poison' sort of deal. Both can be suave in their own element, but they each have their own unique style.

I'd say the competition would be fierce and even. It could go either way.
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Lando may be a pimp but Han won his pimpmobile.
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As far as Pimpmobiles go the Lady Luck is way better suited for scoring.
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And who needs a pimpmobile when you've got Colt 45? Remember, it "works every time."
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Lando's a better playa and got mo' women, but Han got Leia.
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