Come on, it REALLY should be done!
Think of it, with today's technology, Han Solo, Luke, Leia, and all the rest can be excised from the original and plopped into a whole new feature!
The "Boba Fett" cartoon can be completely redone with photorealistic Luke and Han, and keep the actor's original voices.
Imagine: Solo needs to get Chewie to Kashyyyk for Life Day. We set it right after the Battle of Yavin. The Rebels are busy evacuating Y4. We can put Luke in a pilot helmet to cover that fucking hair!
Vader is reprimanded by the Emperor, then is sent to oversee the construction of the Executor until the Emperor sees fit to trust him again and send him out with the Death Squadron.
Hoth is discovered.
GONE is Art Carney. GONE are the Jefferson Airplane and the other chick Itchy bangs one out to. GONE is Bea Arthur. GONE is Harvey Corman.
GONE is Itchy. A NEW Maala is made, that DOESN't WEAR any human type clothing like an apron! A NEW "Lumpy" (name change) is made!
GONE is "Leia in the Sky with Diamonds" singing! (Deliberate LSD joke for you young 'uns!)
Anyone else have more ideas?
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I'm telling, you, it could be great! An ENTIRE new story! With the actors in their pre TESB prime!Connor MacLeod wrote:Didnt I tell you to use spray paint in only well ventilated areas?
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Re: SWHS:SE!
This would really fuck with the Yavin-to-Hoth EU continuity, which is for the most part stable....leave the dead puppy dead Poe...Lord Poe wrote:*snip* Hoth is discovered. *snip*
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With Wesley and Jar-Jar having a threeway with Janeway?Lord Poe wrote:I'm telling, you, it could be great! An ENTIRE new story! With the actors in their pre TESB prime!Connor MacLeod wrote:Didnt I tell you to use spray paint in only well ventilated areas?
Here's a nice straitjacket for you Wayne. Its clear that the vs debates have caused you to snap
What's wrong with the lot of you? I've proposed a NEW, DIFFERENT story for the SWHS. Why would it still suck? I want to use the original actors in their prime, in a WHOLE NEW story. WTF?
Hell, we can make the entire thing animated. And incorporate the Fett toon into the main story as well.
Hell, we can make the entire thing animated. And incorporate the Fett toon into the main story as well.
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