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You know the Emperor is losing it when...

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right, time for an execution.
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I knew Jar Jar was a n evil Sith Lord plotting to destryo the SW movvies all along...
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Yousa should no underestimate the powers of the forcea you poodoo head
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Oh yeah somone forgot to take his *pills this month

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Fire is our only hope.. Fire and thermonuclear ordinance..
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Fire and lots of it!

Ahh I love that line

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I find this picture offensive. :cry: Please post some warning next time ehh? :wink:
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The Kamino Cloners have really gotten out of hand this time. They really must be getting desperate for genetic material.
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Mr Bean wrote:Fire and lots of it!

Ahh I love that line
Its fire and PLENTY of it!
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Palpatine, losing it? No, this is a brilliant plan worthy of the Dark Side. Against Darth Binks and the Chosen of Idiocy, who can stand?
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I say saturate the area.....then pour salt on it.
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Forget that. Orbital bombardment. Concentrate all available weapons onto the same 9 square meters.
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Mace Windu 25:17

And you shall know that I am one bad ass Jedi when I upon thee my ritious vengence.

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That was so pointless I just had to post something to justify that lost 5 seconds.
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I'm just adding to the madness

Fun! :twisted:

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Adding to the madness?
Well here comes a truckload of insanity, me! :D
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