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darthdavid wrote:An illustration of the femal anatomy of


A HUTT. :lol:
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You know you wanna see that. :twisted:
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darthdavid wrote:You know you wanna see that. :twisted:
No, we really don't.
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Montcalm wrote:
darthdavid wrote:An illustration of the femal anatomy of


A HUTT. :lol:
YOU`RE A SICK AND DEMENTED INDIVIDUAL
Hutts don't reproduce sexually, nor have sex's. When pregnant they are referred to as female, when not as male.
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25,000 Star Destroyers can't be wrong
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This gun can beat anything from Star Fleet.
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*Have a nice day*

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" The Imperial fleet: Commencing a BDZ near you."
The Empire: Commencing a Primary Ignition near you.

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I made a picture inspired by this thread.

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For a good time call Daala at Com channel VLX-469.
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For some reason, I think it would be kind of funny to do it like real tagging. Something like this:

IN
Vader RK
Rebel [crossed out] y que?

And then maybe underneath:

Mon Mothma 187

That would look cool.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:For a good time call Daala at Com channel VLX-469.
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ROFL!! :lol:
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Robert Treder wrote:Mon Mothma 187
Are you sure that in a galaxy far far away they would know what 187 means :?
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Montcalm wrote:
Robert Treder wrote:Mon Mothma 187
Are you sure that in a galaxy far far away they would know what 187 means :?
Hell, I don't.
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Me neither...
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
Robert Treder wrote:Mon Mothma 187
Are you sure that in a galaxy far far away they would know what 187 means :?
Hell, I don't.
If i`m correct its the police code refering to murder.
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Montcalm wrote:If i`m correct its the police code refering to murder.
Yup. Of course the Imperial code probably isn't that.
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Janeway Bangs Gungans

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Of course the Rebels would never do anything like that to an Inhabited Planet....

SD cruises by, the watch commander sees a picture of a wookie displaying his buttocks, with the slogan "Kiss my Hairy Ass" carved into the airless sattilite of a planet.

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neoolong wrote:
Montcalm wrote:If i`m correct its the police code refering to murder.
Yup. Of course the Imperial code probably isn't that.
Psshhh, like the Imps know who Janeway is either. Or what "y que?" means, for that matter. They wouldn't do any turbolaser graffitti; the point is humor. I simply think it'd be funny if Vader was a gangsta.
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You ever seen the Star Wars Gangsta Rap?
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Robert Treder wrote:
neoolong wrote:
Montcalm wrote:If i`m correct its the police code refering to murder.
Yup. Of course the Imperial code probably isn't that.
Psshhh, like the Imps know who Janeway is either. Or what "y que?" means, for that matter. They wouldn't do any turbolaser graffitti; the point is humor. I simply think it'd be funny if Vader was a gangsta.
Just got me to thinking, what is the Imperial code for homicide.
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neoolong wrote:
Robert Treder wrote:
neoolong wrote: Yup. Of course the Imperial code probably isn't that.
Psshhh, like the Imps know who Janeway is either. Or what "y que?" means, for that matter. They wouldn't do any turbolaser graffitti; the point is humor. I simply think it'd be funny if Vader was a gangsta.
Just got me to thinking, what is the Imperial code for homicide.
Maybe its THX 1138 :twisted:
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