Favorite Prequel Trilogy lines

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-03-18 01:19am

DG_Cal_Wright, you almost got one of them right...

"The ability to speak does not make one intelligent." --Qui-Gon Jinn

Yes, that was a funny line...

"A Jedi must have lightning reflexes." [catches Jar-Jar's tongue] "Don't do that again..." --Qui-Gon Jinn

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-03-18 02:01am

Nitpick me you mother fucker. Here's a line we all know and love

"Don't let this stunted slime in my sights again."

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-03-18 02:41am

Don't forget....

"There are not enough Jedi to protect the Republic. We are keepers of the peace, not soldiers. " - Mace Windu

Or was it "The army, not the Jedi, shall protect the Republic"???

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-03-18 02:45am

DG_Cal_Wright wrote:Nitpick me you mother fucker.

Blow my DL-44. I've got a better ship than you.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-03-18 02:55am

Crayz9000 wrote:
DG_Cal_Wright wrote:Nitpick me you mother fucker.
Blow my DL-44. I've got a better ship than you.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-03-18 02:59am

Er, a reference to that "What Jedi are you?" thread...

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-03-18 03:01am

Crayz9000 wrote:Er, a reference to that "What Jedi are you?" thread...

Well, ok then...

EDIT: DUH!

Of course! I just realized what it meant.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-03-18 11:06am

"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine...Now let's see how well you handle it."

Wait! No... I mean

"It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Force...but by our skills with a lightsaber."

ick

Crazy_Vasey · Post by **Crazy_Vasey** » 2003-03-18 11:45am

"I killed them all. Not just the men, the women and the children. They were like animals and I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them."

First words of Darth Vader

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-03-19 12:30am

That line is the best.

Hey Crazy. Let's see what the piece of junk does against the mightiest ship in the Empire.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-19 12:44am

This one didn't make it into the final cut of AoTC, but I thought it was great, nonetheless. Padme and Anakin are on trial in a Geonosian court.

PADME: This will be interpreted as an act of war. I hope you're ready to deal with the consequences.
GEONOSIAN (translated): We make weapons, Senator. It's our business. Of course we're prepared!

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-19 12:46am

"Of course Master Jedi Neoolong, I and my handmaidens will join you in a grand orgy."

The way it goes in my version.

But seriously:

"I have a bad feeling about this."

"Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is."

"I have good news for you, my Lord. War has begun."

And so it begins.

Emperor Palpatine · Post by **Emperor Palpatine** » 2003-03-20 09:48am

Words in bold = I like the way this is pronounced.

"Excellent."
"I will make it legal!"
"This is my apprentice, Darth Maul. He will find your lost... ship."
"Welcome home, Lord Tyranus."

Oh, anyone here expected Vader to be Luke's father? For those lucky enough to see it in the theatres, what was the reaction of the crowd when he said "I, am your father."?

Emperor Palpatine

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-03-20 10:31am

Emperor Palpatine wrote: Oh, anyone here expected Vader to be Luke's father? For those lucky enough to see it in the theatres, what was the reaction of the crowd when he said "I, am your father."?

Not to veer off topic, but wasn't the original line something like this??:

...

"OBI-WAN IS YOUR FATHER!!"

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-03-20 01:06pm

"Magnificent, aren't they?"-Lama Su
"As you see, my powers are far beyond yours. Now, back down."-Count Dooku
"We make weapons, of course we're prepared"-Poggle the Lesser
"She can't to that!"-Nute Gunray
"Begin landing your troops"-Darth Sidious
"Master Yoda.."-Count Dooku
"Count Dooku..."-Yoda, in response
"Don't do that again"=Qui-gon Jinn
"No, they WON'T. What do you think your'e a Jedi, waving around your hand like that? I'm a Toydarian. Mind tricks don't work on me, only money"-Watto
"Get that stunted slime out of my sight"-Sidious
"Now there are two of them..."-Nute Gunray

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-03-20 03:57pm

She Can't Do That Shoot Her Or um Something.

I hate them fucking Nemodians with the comic Japanese accents.

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-03-21 04:46am

"I'm just an average guy, try to make my living in the universe..." Jango Fett

Or something like that...

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-03-21 08:36am

Darth Pounder wrote:She Can't Do That Shoot Her Or um Something.

I hate them fucking Nemodians with the comic Japanese accents.

Japanese??? To me, the Neimoidians' accent always sounded vaguely Scottish.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-03-21 11:42am

I wonder if their are anywhere near as many sexual double meaning lines in PT than the OT.

"Luke, at the speed, will you be able to pull out in time?"

"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough"

"You came in that thing? Your braver than I thought."

"Are you sure it is your son?" "Yes, I have felt him."

And much more.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-03-21 12:16pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Darth Pounder wrote:She Can't Do That Shoot Her Or um Something.

I hate them fucking Nemodians with the comic Japanese accents.
Japanese??? To me, the Neimoidians' accent always sounded vaguely Scottish.

Both wrong. They're Thai. Got straight from Ben Burrt(sp?)