AotC was good, but could have been better. Some of the romance was awkwark, but was supposed to be like that, but I thought it was just a little too awkward, and the field scene was worthless.
Otherwise it was a great movie. Yoda kicked more ass than a thousand ninjas.
But to sum up how i feel about this movie I give you this review. Taken from
www.fucksociety.ca
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Proof positive that critics have no fucking clue about the movies they profess to be experts of. I lined up for this film feeling the same way as everyone else was - eager, yet terrified. We all know how horrific Episode One was...what an overwhelming joy was shared by all, that Episode Two did not share a similar fate. It truly was back to the old Lucas style of storytelling, with an extremely elaborate galactic plot unfolding almost at par with that of Anakin's growing love for Padme, as well as his slipping into the darkness. Granted, the movie starts slowly, and does experience moments of non-action, but how can an audience member expect otherwise? Critical and literary, the Star Wars saga is a complex tapestry of story, and as such, requires intense story telling in order to make the collective six movies make any sense.
"It's better than The Phantom Menace. But unless you're an absolute raving Star Wars junkie, it isn't much fun." -- Todd Anthony, SOUTH FLORIDA SUN-SENTINEL
I bet this cock wrangler dotted the "i's" and high fived his wife when he finished that little bit of textual garbage - followed by a call to his editor to brag. He probably thought that his witty little jab shed a new light on the movie that no one would have stumbled upon without his courageous written work. Fucking retard. "Unless you're a raving Star Wars junkie?" Who the fuck else do you think is seeing the film? Star Wars has one of the largest followings in the motion picture industry, and as such, caters almost selectively to those who have always embraced the movies - and you're a fool if you believe otherwise. People don't show up by the truckload to the new Julia Robert's flick with slabs of beef stuck to their lips; they don't arrive in droves to the newest Speed movie clad in the garbs of Keanu Reaves. Star Wars is an institution founded by a strong fan base, and it's that same fan base that's driving it now. Buttfucker Anthony is right - if you're not a Star Wars nut, you may not like a 2 1/2 hour story involving light sabers and robot armies.
"Instead of zesty and daring, Attack of the Clones is often labored and stiff."-- Renee Graham, BOSTON GLOBE
It's not the only thing that's stiff right now...eh? Eh? Yeah, you filthy slut, you love my Jedi cock. On a completely different note, isn't that the same reason why so many movies win critical acclaim and Oscar nominations? The English Patient, Monsters Ball, Cedar House Rules...are you telling me that those eclectic stories don't center around a soft, gushy core of stiff and labored? I get more excited watching cats piss. Most of the stiff movies out there center around a single relationship, between a young man and an old Hermit, or two gay homosexual lesbian doctors, or girls coming of age. All Clones does is center around an entire galactic plot, a love story, and the mystery of the Sith. Nothing compared to When A Man Loves A Woman, huh? Huh? Fuck off.
"...as the story congeals you feel the pieces of the Star Wars saga falling into place in a way that makes your spine tingle with revelation and excitement."-- Rob Blackwelder, SPLICEDWIRE
I like this guy....he just gets it. As it is, the story simply flows, detailing major aspects found throughout the six movies - the fall of the Republic, the rise of the Empire, the love and loss of Anakin. But it's the little details that start tying things together like a Japanese girl in a rape film; the Death Star, the birth of Bobba Fett...the shocks and revelations will hit you even harder than the amazing battle and fight scenes. Just see the damn movie.
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