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YT300000 wrote:Drop your pants. They've won this round.
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Okay guys, this stuff is funny. But please don't make me pants this thread.





Get it? Pants? I meant lock. Hehehe.
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Crown, at least it's not a major spamfest. I could have made a really long post, and asked people to change one word at a time into pants (just a single word in a sentance, not that word in every sentence, woulda gone too quick). that's Postcount+1, just slightly more subtle :D

But I think you were joking, so pants :P
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No pants that small has a cloaking device!

Pants accepted, Captain Needa

The pants cannon will fire to cover the eveacuation(wording?)
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Yes, I know that this is a Matrix one, but I just had to get it out of my system.

Take your pants off.
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Your pants betray you, your feelings for them are strong. Especially for... sister.
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Drooling Iguana wrote:Your pants betray you, your feelings for them are strong. Especially for... sister.
That is one of the most perverted things I have ever read.
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That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!
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Han'll have those pants down, give 'em time!
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I never knew how far these jokes spread before until I saw this: UserFriendly
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LadyTevar wrote:I never knew how far these jokes spread before until I saw this: UserFriendly
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:

"I find your lack of pants disturbing."
Always a classic.
ROFLMAO!
that's going in the sig...
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Your pants, are now... mine!

Your feeble pants are no match for the power of the Dark Side!

I believe they think I'm some sort of pant.

At last we will reveal our pants to the Jedi.

That's 'cause droids don't pull people's pants off when they lose. Wookies normaly do that.

My pants are dirty.
So are mine, what are you afraid of?

TK-421, why aren't you wearing pants? TK-421, do you copy?

You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.

There are PANTS down here!
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Drooling Iguana wrote:Your pants betray you, your feelings for them are strong. Especially for... sister.
That is one of the most perverted things I have ever read.
Thank you.
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My sig says it all.
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A tremor in my pants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old Master. :D
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YT300000 wrote:A tremor in my pants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old Master. :D
We could only get that long before moving into that territory.... :roll:
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
YT300000 wrote:A tremor in my pants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old Master. :D
We could only get that long before moving into that territory.... :roll:
But it probably takes the prize as most perverted altered SW quote in existence.
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