Which Master would you want to teach the ways of the Force?

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-12-17 02:46pm

Mace Windu. The man is undoubtably a bad motherfucker. I'm currently readinf Shatterpoint and although the plot made me want to rip out my eyes and pickel them, the techniques and fighting skills Mace teaches his students are awsome. He is the only master of the 7th Lightsaber Style.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-12-17 03:11pm

Who is this "The Dark Woman"???

Lumiya?? Asajj Ventress??

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-12-17 04:56pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:Who is this "The Dark Woman"???

Lumiya?? Asajj Ventress??

Her death is depicted in Star Wars Tales but she is well noted as the Jedi Master who trained Aurra Sing

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » 2003-12-17 08:07pm

The Dark Woman, was the master of Jedi Master Kum Adi? (The cone-headed master in TPM & AOTC). She also died quite spectaculary in combat with Darth Vader.

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2003-12-17 08:12pm

Gotta go with Obi-wan Kenobi

Trogdor · Post by **Trogdor** » 2003-12-17 08:45pm

I've got to go with Yoda. He's the only Jedi who's ever defeated a Sith in the movies without getting freaked out or anguished. Luke didn't strike down Vader in ROTJ until he said he'd turn Leia if he couldn't get Luke, and young Obi-Wan couldn't beat Maul until Qui-Gon died. Yoda just walks in and sends Dooku running. If I was going for the Dark Side, I'd have to choose Vader.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2003-12-17 11:17pm

I have already picked Obi-Wan (OT IIRC), but I suspect that a lot of people are picking Yoda on the mistaken belief that his incredible apptitude in the Force somehow is transmitted via osmosis to their most likely pathetic natural abilities to use the Force...

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-12-17 11:22pm

I picked Yoda because he's like a Zen master.

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2003-12-18 12:03pm

Vergere, hands down. I just like her outlook on life, and the way she presents the Force; a balance between light and dark. Her teachings seem to be centered more on independent thinking than those who just tout a blind adherence to tradition.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-12-18 12:20pm

Yoda. Because he reminds me of my ornery Korean uncle.

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » 2003-12-18 03:02pm

I picked Obi-wan PT because:

1. Your gonna be spending years with your Master, and the relationship between teacher and student is closer that immediate family. The person you chose should really be someone you can stand. Yoda's backward speak would be annoying as hell after a day or so, and hey at least Obi drinks and frequents bars.

2. Having a Council member as a teacher while cool; could be pretty boring, when a wars not going on they don't seem to do much. I could just see running around as Yoda's page boy!

3. Plus, Obi-wan is alot more forgiving of mistakes, than the others mentioned.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-12-18 10:53pm

I like Qui-Gon. He seems like a nice guy who knows his shit. He reminds me of my dad also.

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2003-12-19 01:16am

All of you talking about Yoda will make you the ultimate Jedi, Quigon is so wise, Mace is a badass, forget the jedi, I'm going sith, yadda yaddda yadda, are missing one key, important point.

If young Obi-wan is your instructor, you get to fuck Natalie Portman.

Concession accepted.

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2003-12-19 01:58am

I went for OT Yoda. I've always loved the ESB training scenes. Qui-gon and OT Obi-wan were tied for second choice. All the rest can go to hell, frankly.

PainRack · Post by **PainRack** » 2003-12-19 05:46am

Ender wrote:All of you talking about Yoda will make you the ultimate Jedi, Quigon is so wise, Mace is a badass, forget the jedi, I'm going sith, yadda yaddda yadda, are missing one key, important point.

If young Obi-wan is your instructor, you get to fuck Natalie Portman.

Concession accepted.

And lose a hand in the process, fall into a lava pit and writhe around in pain, became more machine than man, ultimately relying on a machine to breathe.

Hmmmmmmmmm, damn, its still worth it.

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » 2003-12-19 08:22am

Hmmmmmmmmm, damn, its still worth it.

Damn! Its true!

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-12-19 09:23am

Ender wrote:All of you talking about Yoda will make you the ultimate Jedi, Quigon is so wise, Mace is a badass, forget the jedi, I'm going sith, yadda yaddda yadda, are missing one key, important point.

If young Obi-wan is your instructor, you get to fuck Natalie Portman.

Concession accepted.

That's right baby! Who picked PT Obi?! I did! Uh huh-uh huh-uh huh! Bow Chicka Bow bow!

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-12-19 06:13pm

As peachy as boneing Amadala would be i'd rather be a Master of Vaapad(sp). I'd stick with Mace.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-12-19 06:35pm

Hard choice, though OT Obi-wan did get Luke to stop whining IIRC, that's gotta be worth something! However while with PT OB1 you get to bang Natalie Portman, with OT OB1 you might end up banging your sister, that's gotta count against him!

(on a slightly related note, does anyone have a link to that "whine like a bitch and i'll slap you like one" SW spoof comic?)

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » 2003-12-19 08:36pm

I'd have to go with Mace. Then I could get a wallet that said "Bad-ass Padawan Motherfucker"

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-12-19 09:36pm

I'd go with Secura. Why? Well, I've a thing for Twi'leks.

From the list, Yoda. You know he gets all the chicks.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-12-19 11:33pm

Ender wrote:All of you talking about Yoda will make you the ultimate Jedi, Quigon is so wise, Mace is a badass, forget the jedi, I'm going sith, yadda yaddda yadda, are missing one key, important point.

If young Obi-wan is your instructor, you get to fuck Natalie Portman.

Concession accepted.

Or Palpy could teach you control mind. And then you don't become a cripple. And if Obi-Wan teaches you, that doesn't necessarily mean that you are Anakin, so there's a way bigger chance of you porking Padme if Palpatine teaches you.

Your Concession Accepted.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-12-19 11:39pm

Lord Pounder wrote:I'm currently readinf Shatterpoint and although the plot made me want to rip out my eyes and pickel them,.

Care to explain/review Shatterpoint for me?

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-12-20 12:36am

Kyle Katarn. Get a crash course in Imperial Special Forces Training as well as the Force.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-12-20 04:05am

Anyone who votes for Kenobi should get a boot in the ass. The fucker can't teach a bird how to fly without it turning to the Dark Side.