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Exonerate wrote: "Commence primary ignition."
*The Death Star Super Laser rushes towards the moon of Yavin 4*
*Luke raises his lightsaber, and deflects it right back.*
"What the... BOOM"
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Naw. Luke would dissipate the beam with the Force and then kill everyone onboard the Death Star in a few seconds, then capture it singlehandedly.
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Ender wrote:Problem is that it is often stated that while a jedi can easily move large objects, the fine control needed for small objects is difficult to develop and usually only found in Jedi Masters and powerful knights.

Easier solution is just create a force wall and bleed off the KE.
I think Luke would disagree with you. Besides, it's only if many small objects are to be moved independently.
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KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:Master of Ossus wrote:
You could probably kill them with explosives, or by surprise,
How do you surprise someone who can see things befor they happen?
"Always in motion, is the future."

It's apparently somewhat easier to predict small things a second into the future than the future history of the entire galaxy. Just an example.
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nightmare wrote:
KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:Master of Ossus wrote:
You could probably kill them with explosives, or by surprise,
How do you surprise someone who can see things befor they happen?
"Always in motion, is the future."

It's apparently somewhat easier to predict small things a second into the future than the future history of the entire galaxy. Just an example.
Isn't that where the jedi reflexes come from? They can sense things right before they happen to them and then react, making it look like they have really good reflexes. However, they can't predict huge things, such as the fate of the galaxy.
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Which forum should this go in? SW? Other sci-fi?
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They can see things before they happen, by a second or two, and the Force "guides" their actions.
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Luke was also able to see Han and Leia at Cloud City, I think before they even were on the planet, so they do have some future site, but it's not perfect.
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Grand Admiral Thrawn take it to the SW forum!
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neoolong wrote:
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KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:Master of Ossus wrote: How do you surprise someone who can see things befor they happen?
"Always in motion, is the future."

It's apparently somewhat easier to predict small things a second into the future than the future history of the entire galaxy. Just an example.
Isn't that where the jedi reflexes come from? They can sense things right before they happen to them and then react, making it look like they have really good reflexes. However, they can't predict huge things, such as the fate of the galaxy.
According to Qui-Gon in TPM, you are correct. Yoda and Palpatine reinforces this interpretation.
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how bout a jedi vs an Mg-42 hehe well if he can beat it how bout the standerd german panzergrendiar platoon from 1944 thy have like 4 of them pluss all the othere weapons thy have.....
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Illuminatus Primus wrote:HDS, I may be wrong, but I think that was in response to Dooku telling Mace he was surrounded and outnumbered and he says something along the lines of "I don't think so. Geonosians aren't warriors. A Jedi must be worth at least 100 Geonosians." Or something like that. It wasn't during/after the droid attack on the Jedi in the arena.
It was something like that, but I don't remember anything about Geonosians not being warrios, heck, we know they are warriors, we see warriors clearly, and in the Visual Dictionary there is a page about Geonosians and Geonosian Warriors.
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The jedi military effectiviness in my opinion overrated.In a galaxy where battledroids are churned out in ten thousands on a daily basis and where mile long warships are the norm a bunch of of people armed with lightsaber are definitively not a significant force.How long would they last in an open field against an armored unit? How long would Yoda last with its lightsaber on a planet against the Executor in orbit?
You just need to use against them what would be overkill against normal humans.And in a galaxy of moon sized battlestations overkill is not a good in short supply.
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Think of the Jedi as commandos.
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His Divine Shadow wrote:Think of the Jedi as commandos.
That makes sense.Neverthless it does not change the fact that their powers do not make them a significant threat to a conventional SW military.
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They're keepers of the peace. Not soldiers.
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anarchistbunny wrote:Luke was also able to see Han and Leia at Cloud City, I think before they even were on the planet, so they do have some future site, but it's not perfect.
Not necessarily true. The whole time thing there is really weird. But future sight is very unpredictible. You don't know exactly when something is going to happen.
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Yoda said "what you see is the future"
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neoolong wrote:They're keepers of the peace. Not soldiers.
In order to get that goal you might have to fight from time to time.With a million of worlds I am sure that the necessity would arise in less than 1000 years.
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His Divine Shadow wrote:
Illuminatus Primus wrote:HDS, I may be wrong, but I think that was in response to Dooku telling Mace he was surrounded and outnumbered and he says something along the lines of "I don't think so. Geonosians aren't warriors. A Jedi must be worth at least 100 Geonosians." Or something like that. It wasn't during/after the droid attack on the Jedi in the arena.
It was something like that, but I don't remember anything about Geonosians not being warrios, heck, we know they are warriors, we see warriors clearly, and in the Visual Dictionary there is a page about Geonosians and Geonosian Warriors.
Mace being an arrogant Jedi? Mace not an expert on Geonosian culture?
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Admiral Piett wrote:
neoolong wrote:They're keepers of the peace. Not soldiers.
In order to get that goal you might have to fight from time to time.With a million of worlds I am sure that the necessity would arise in less than 1000 years.
The thing is that there will never be enough Jedi to constitute an army of the Republic. Which is why they were never intended to be one. They may have to do battle, but never in an actual extended campaign. When they were forced to in AOTC they had to resort to using an actual army. They solve disputes before they escalate into war. That is what they were trying to do in TPM. They try to keep the peace, but if war did break out, they are in no way able to stop it by themselves.
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His Divine Shadow wrote:Yoda said "what you see is the future"
More of a possible future. And that seemed to be more because it was something bad happening to people he cared for.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:Luke was also able to see Han and Leia at Cloud City, I think before they even were on the planet, so they do have some future site, but it's not perfect.
Not necessarily true. The whole time thing there is really weird. But future sight is very unpredictible. You don't know exactly when something is going to happen.
Or if it will happen at all. Palpatine learned that the hard way..
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neoolong wrote: The thing is that there will never be enough Jedi to constitute an army of the Republic. Which is why they were never intended to be one. They may have to do battle, but never in an actual extended campaign. When they were forced to in AOTC they had to resort to using an actual army. They solve disputes before they escalate into war. That is what they were trying to do in TPM. They try to keep the peace, but if war did break out, they are in no way able to stop it by themselves.
Still the lack of a military deterrent makes peacekeeping more difficult and in the long term,impossible.What if someone says: We do not accept your solution for the disputes and we are going to seize our objective by force.What will the Jedi do in that case? Common sense dictates that in that case the republic could summon the force of the member worlds or raise an army.Otherwise the thing simply does not work,at least in the long term.
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