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"You Call THIS A 'Laser'?"
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Leia is easy
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"Have a nice day!"
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"Don't Blame Me; I Voted For Valorum!"
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Dont worry be happy

Turbolasers dont kill people...wait they do

Siths rule

For a good time call THX1138
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This is your planet on Rebellion-

Duck and Cover this!

not exactly graphitti but...

"Violator" we have secured Mon Cal. requesting Turbolaser Fire at Coordinates (...........)

Ok, Trooper's lets go SURFING!
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Empire is win!

This smkoing crater used to be a city
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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I can see your house from here.

The crater formerly known as *insert planet's name here*
بيرني كان سيفوز
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in omnibus requiem quaesivi, et nusquam inveni nisi in angulo cum libro
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Urban renewal Imperial style

This planet for sale a real fixer upper job

Hey look Swiss Cheese

Breath Mints

I had an itchy finger guess which one it was
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If This Were A Deathstar, You'd Be Vaprorized By Now.
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Typhonis 1 wrote: Turbolasers dont kill people...wait they do
No, it's THIS way....

"Turbolasers don't kill people... Turbolasers kill PLANETS."
"Hi there, would you like to have a cookie?"

"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
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"Vote Quimby"
"Chairface"

And of course, we can't forget ...

"YUO=FAGOT!"
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Read this in Vader`s voice(Luke who`s your daddy)
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Concession Accepted.
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Our other starship is an SSD
(More of a bumper sticker though)

We just vaporised yo' mamma
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
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Wouldn't you like to be on the giving end of the Turbolaser.

Join the Imperial Navy.
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"Don't fuck with a Jedi Master son" (or "Sith Lord")

"You are now entering the Galactic Empire."
on the other side
"You are now leaving the Galactic Empire"
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"What was that about a 'BDZ Falsehood', DarkStar?"
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The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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Burnt into the surface of Tatooine...

"Ani loves mommy..." :twisted:
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"Blame Jar Jar"

"George ownz B&B"

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