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So, Miss Insect Jedi is still alive, as of Tempest. That bothers me, as does the "You can't see me, therefore you have no memory of me" thing. That's just weird. Any thoughts?
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My review of that subplot in the main Tempest talkback thread pretty much sums up my own feelings on her surviving Dark Nest III: The Swarm War:
JME2 wrote:...Look kids; it's the next Assaj Ventress! This is why the book loses half a point. I can understand Denning utilizing characters he'd previously created (such as Admiral Bwua'tu's cameo) but there are some villains who should just stay dead...
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I agree. She suffers from the same overuse as the Old Guard, who for some reason never, ever die.
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2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon
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Post by Pelranius »

I suspect that Denning (or Del Rey) included her simply to have a plausible reason for a certain person from the NJO to make a cameo appearance in Tempest.
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Post by Master_Baerne »

Excellent point. I haven't finished the book yet, who is this "someone"?
Conversion Table:

2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon
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Master_Baerne wrote:Excellent point. I haven't finished the book yet, who is this "someone"?
Turns out that Jag Fel survive getting shot down by the Solos in Dark Nest III, but as a result of the fuck-ups during the Swarm War, the Fel's reputation and forutunes in Chiss space have been ruined and he's effectively been exiled. He now spends his day lying on sunny beaches and hunting down Alema Rar... :wink:
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What the fuck? The guy is dead! Dead! His fighter got blown up, Leia thought he might have ejected, he survived on a highly dangerous planet with Killiks, spidersloths, and who knows what else running around for a year, repaired a ship with only the tools it was carrying, and escaped?
:evil:

I just finished the book, that's how I know the specifics of his escape.
Conversion Table:

2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon
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Post by Pelranius »

Well, Boba Fett got away from the Sarlacc, Massimo survived the cannibalistic Zanibar, Assaj Ventress has repeatedly cheated death and Corran Horn escaped from the Lusankya.

He's just following in the tradition of other SW characters in cheating death to make more bucks for LFL.
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Post by Master_Baerne »

Mmmm. Sad but true, especially in Fett's case.
Conversion Table:

2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon
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