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Posted: **2007-10-12 04:41pm**

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"Ssteve has failed me for the last time," Vader says to me. "Pray that you don't make the same mistakes as him."

I ask Vader about Ssteve's mistakes, but Vader ignores me. He starts bellowing in that deep voice of his that he wants his physical therapy to commence immediately. I noticed that there are some ribbons lying on the floor near a bench and I realize what probably got Ssteve killed. He was a fool to suggest twirling to someone as stiff and ominous as Vader.

Posted: **2007-10-13 10:29pm**

Amusing, but the author keeps forgetting that Vader's arms and legs are mechanical-- it would be pointless to massage the Dark Lord's feet because they're freaking metal.

Posted: **2007-10-14 06:10pm**

Sidewinder wrote:Amusing, but the author keeps forgetting that Vader's arms and legs are mechanical-- it would be pointless to massage the Dark Lord's feet because they're freaking metal.

Actually doesn't change anything, mechanical replacements still retain the ability to feel, as seen when the medical droid is probing Lukes new hand to make sure it works, though yeah, their should be no skin.

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The Life and Times of Darth Vader's Physical Therapist

The Life and Times of Darth Vader's Physical Therapist