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Me thinks it's time for a new video!!

Anyone remember my Luke Skywalker Walks Into A Sith Bar video?
How about a video where a bunch of Mandos are standing around bragging of how uber suck Jedi are? Then a Jedi walks in...

So, let's hear some ideas, people! Should it be just mindless smackdown like the above video, or does it need commentary? Should there be controversy? Should a certain author be present? (hehehe!)

I believe there's plenty of Mando models for "Jedi Academy" I can use, and also I can (hopefully) incorporate some stuff into "The Movies" for extra "talking" elements.

Discuss!

The Jedi should be Jaina. Some of the Mando dialogue should be lifted from the latest LotF book, just to rub it in.

Surlethe wrote:The Jedi should be Jaina. Some of the Mando dialogue should be lifted from the latest LotF book, just to rub it in.

Jania? Naaa...

About the Mandos.. Should they be all Boba look alikes, or Delta Commandos ?

Jedi should be Luke giving them an old school smackdown.
Maybe have a mouthy Mandalorian spew all that LotF shit then Luke Force chokes him to shut him up, then.. I don't know.. lop off his head or something?

The Jedi should either be Luke or Light Side Revan.
And yes, I still wuv the OT characters.
As for the look of the Mandos, shouldn't KOTOR provide easily enough material for that?

Batman wrote:The Jedi should either be Luke or Light Side Revan.
And yes, I still wuv the OT characters.
As for the look of the Mandos, shouldn't KOTOR provide easily enough material for that?

Aren't those Mandos 4,000 years before Luke was around?

Mandos should be killed by C3PO armed with only a spoon..

Personally, I would just record a clip of KOTOR or KOTOR II where a Jedi just steamrolls through a pack of Mandalorians. There's a really nice line in there where one of Mandalore's best soldiers is flabergasted by the Exile's compatriots' fighting abilities, saying how he's never seen anyone fight that well before.

You could use Qui Gon and Obi Wan and then have Qui Gon let Obi Wan do the teaching.

Lord Poe wrote:

Batman wrote:The Jedi should either be Luke or Light Side Revan.
And yes, I still wuv the OT characters.
As for the look of the Mandos, shouldn't KOTOR provide easily enough material for that?

Aren't those Mandos 4,000 years before Luke was around?

They most certainly are what with them being the ones that go with Light Side Revan.
The problem with that is?

Batman wrote:They most certainly are what with them being the ones that go with Light Side Revan.
The problem with that is?

WEll...Is Luke flow-walking, or do Traviss Mandos in Luke's time wear 4,000 year old armor?

Personally I think it should be a Mando gangbang with a... certain author, and after they blow their uber Mando spunko'a on her, a Jedi, whoever, shows up and mops them up... so to speak. But I'm a little weird sometimes.

The point I was trying to make was that apparently, mandalorian armor hasn't changed much over time , yes.

havokeff wrote:Personally I think it should be a Mando gangbang with a... certain author, and after they blow their uber Mando spunko'a on her, a Jedi, whoever, shows up and mops them up... so to speak. But I'm a little weird sometimes.

LOL!!!!

Have Han beat them with a stick. Then you can play Johnny Cash music as Mandos start flying and falling into the Saarlac's mouth. By the dozen.

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Have Han beat them with a stick. Then you can play Johnny Cash music as Mandos start flying and falling into the Saarlac's mouth. By the dozen.

That should be a separate video. For the Jedi, it should be Luke.

How about having Darth Vader mow down thousands of Mandalorians, the battle ending with Boba Fett kneeling before the Sith Lord and begging for his life? Let's show Fett as the bitch he is!

Lord Poe wrote:

Batman wrote:They most certainly are what with them being the ones that go with Light Side Revan. :D
The problem with that is?

WEll...Is Luke flow-walking, or do Traviss Mandos in Luke's time wear 4,000 year old armor?

Let's NOT do the 4000-year-old armor thing-- this is 'Star Wars', NOT 'Warhammer 40,000'.

Sidewinder wrote:Let's NOT do the 4000-year-old armor thing-- this is 'Star Wars', NOT 'Warhammer 40,000'.

Considering all the other kriffed-up rules Traviss has gifted the Mandalorians with concerning their armour, I honestly would not be surprised if it is soon in the canon that they are all thousand-year-old heirlooms passed on from father to son since the glorious days when the Mandos almost beat Revan. (In the same flashback, we shall learn that Revan did not really defeat them; rather, the Mandalorians pitied the Jedi's poor fighting skills and went home, thinking them unworthy adversaries... )

As for the film idea: is there any way we can have the ten-year-old Solo toddlers beat them to pulp with pillows?

The Jedi shouldn't be famous, just some no-body average McJedi that can still beat the ever loving crap out of the Mandos.

The Mandos should be portrayed as redneck hillbillies in some run down bar, make it made out of grass for that extra Mando culture is effing stupid feeling, gloating about how awesome they are and how much Jedi suck. Then in comes Joe McJedi looking to borrow their holonet connection because his fighter ran out of gas. He's polite but the Mando asses start a fight only to be bitchslapped down.

After winning he should make some witty remark and head across the street to another bar, this one full of Gungans. He goes in only to find the Gungans using mandos wearing tutus as mechanical bulls.

After that I got nothin.

Actually, I'm with Hoth. It should be a kid, and he should be all "Master Yoda says I don't get my lightsaber yet, so I only have this." As the pint size Padawan pulls out a wooden practice lightsaber, and then proceeds to stomp yard. Just make sure he doesn't slip on the spunko'a.

havokeff wrote:Actually, I'm with Hoth. It should be a kid, and he should be all "Master Yoda says I don't get my lightsaber yet, so I only have this." As the pint size Padawan pulls out a wooden practice lightsaber, and then proceeds to stomp yard. Just make sure he doesn't slip on the spunko'a.

Evok or Jawa kid?

All I would suggest is not to push it too far the other way. While it would certainly be funny to watch a child beating up trained soldiers with a pillow, it isn't really needed. After all, Mandos are supposed to be pretty tough compared to other humans. A Jedi knight or padawan should do it, although a youngling would be kind of funny. I'm not sure exactly how much training they have had, though. Also, is it possible for the Jedi not to use a lightsaber? Killing people in a barfight doesn't seem very Jedi-like.

I demand Johnny Cash music as Mandos fall into the Saarlac by the dozen!

Then as the music and the strumming dies down, right as the screen fades to black, we have the Saarlack burping.

wjs7744 wrote:All I would suggest is not to push it too far the other way. While it would certainly be funny to watch a child beating up trained soldiers with a pillow, it isn't really needed. After all, Mandos are supposed to be pretty tough compared to other humans. A Jedi knight or padawan should do it, although a youngling would be kind of funny. I'm not sure exactly how much training they have had, though. Also, is it possible for the Jedi not to use a lightsaber? Killing people in a barfight doesn't seem very Jedi-like.

It would be cooler if McJedi beat them down with nothing but Force powers.

On second thought: how about piecing together a McJedi's Workout Video? The Mandalorians get to spar with the Jedi and show how utterly inferior they are. The Jedi in charge of their training should be annoyingly smug in his criticism of them, and the Mandalorians should all agree in chorus as per Disney:

"ZOMG it's true we're TEH LOSERS!!!"

Although perhaps then the parody becomes too obvious. Well, in any case we need references to handwavium armour stinking of sixty plus years' worth of stale sweat; VT-16 deserves a medal for that one...