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Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-02-07 02:23am

you are one of the guests on bespin, brought before vader in presumably your last meal. *what* do you say.

my inspirations?

"you know, at hoth. . . you really screwed it up! you have a fleet of star destroyers, and you cant even capture the commanders of some unfunded rebels. thats just sad. pass the salt."

"know what they say about men and their starships? well, yours is 17 kilometers long! are you compensating for something?"

"now that I think of it, you've been wearing that hat for 20+ yrs. your hair must be a mess. unless. . . oh, right. your balding. of course."

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-07 02:33am

"so, uh...like, how much of that suit do you need to take off so you can take a leak?"

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-02-07 02:36am

"Chicken, Mr. Vader? How many times do I have to tell you that I prefer beef!"

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-02-07 02:44am

Yeah, you know that whiny little kid you told that you were his father? Yeah, well that ain't exactly true. That Padme was some piece of ass. After you got your hand cut off, who do you think she went to? Yo.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-02-07 04:35am

I would say

"Your plan to captture Skywalker has worked perfectly my lord. Allow me the pleasure of escorting the prisoners to the detention block. An while i;m at it I can execute that bothersome city administrator for you before he decides to try anything foolish."

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-02-07 04:39am

On second thought, after looking at my avatar, I'd say:

"See...I told you they'll be here! Now about payment...."

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-02-07 10:44am

I'd say "Wow Mr. Vader Does your whole head fit in that helmet"

It worked on the British Royal Guards in London.