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A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

You are unwise to lower your pants.

We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.

She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.

I find your lack of pants disturbing.

These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.

Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!

General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.

I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?

Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.

Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.

You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.

Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.

Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!

Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.

Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.

Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one. Your sister!

Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.

Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.

I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought

old but good.

We should make some for the new movies.

neoolong wrote:We should make some for the new movies.

I don't like pants. It's rough and is uncomfortable.

(Paraphrasing that line, sorry if it's not exact.)

It's not about the pants, Master, it's somethging...elsewhere...elusive.

Don't center on your pants, Obi-Wan. Keep your pants here and now where it belongs.

how do you think the trade viceroy will deal with the chancellor's pants?

These Federation types are cowards. The pants will be short.

Obi Wan: But Master Yoda says I should be mindful of the pants.
Qui-Gon Jinn: But not at the expense of the moment.

A communications disruption could mean only one thing: pants.

Pants can be a very powerful ally.

There is no civility, only pants.

That is the sound of a thousand terrible pants headed this way.

I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to pants.

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have pants.

This turn of events is unfortunate. We must accelerate our plans, Viceroy. Begin landing your pants.

Remember, concentrate on the moment. Feel, don't think. Trust your pants.

I want to see your pants the moment the race is over.

And you, young Skywalker; we shall watch your pants with great interest.

Remember: Your focus determines your pants.

Finding him was the will of the pants, I have no doubt of that.

This is my apprentice, Darth Maul. He will find your lost pants.

AOTC has many possibilities... especially the "I don't like sand..." line... ::shudder::

Note: When I first came across this gag, I originally heard it as replacing words with "underpants", not just "pants".

Can't.... stop.... laughing!!!

SPOOFE wrote:AOTC has many possibilities... especially the "I don't like sand..." line... ::shudder::

Damnit, go read my previous post!

Here's one:

You will procede down the pants until you come to this point.

"In time you will learn to trust your feelings....you don't need pants, Anakin."

This one is pretty bad, when viewed in it's proper context:

"I'm sorry Master, I forgot you hated pants."

"I don't mind pants, but what you're doing is suicide!"

"A pants disruption could mean only one thing: invasion."

Anakin: "We have power. Pants up!"

Naboo pilot: "It's one of ours, coming out of the pants!"

Jar-Jar: "Me forgotten der Bosses would do terrible tings to my pants. Terrible tings if my goen back dare."

Qui-Gon: "You must trust my pants, Your Highness."

"I need pants for a J-type 327 Nubian."

Samuel L. Jackson, motherf: "This may be the clue we need to unravel the mystery of the pants."

Yoda: "More happening in pants, I feel, than has been revealed."

Obi-Wan: "Ever make your way as far into the pants as Coruscant?"

Jango: "We'll just have to pants him."

Obi-Wan: "Arfour, prepare to jettison the pants ... Release them now!"

Damnit, go read my previous post!

I did, yo. That's why I mentioned that particular line.

"Your pants are very impressive. You must be very proud."

"I'm just a simple man, trying to make my way in the pants."

"Do you like your army?"
"I look forward to seeing them in pants."

"Truly wonderful, the pants of a child is."

"I have to admit that without the pants it would have not been a victory."

"When I'm around you, my pants are no longer my own."

"She seems to be on top of pants."

"What took you so long?"
"Well, you know, Master, I couldn't find pants that I really liked."

"All mentors have a way of seeing more of our pants than we would like. It's the only way we grow."

"Sometimes there are pants no one can fix."

"Geonosians don't trust pants."

*guts spill out as sides split*
Fucking....hell....lol!

"All mentors have a way of seeing more of our pants than we would like. It's the only way we grow."

So many jokes can be spun out from that...

Yoda: "More happening in pants, I feel, than has been revealed."



He's been watching Padme and Anakin again....hasn't he?

O.T.:
"Look sir! Pants!"
"Take your father's pants at my side."
"No, Luke. I am your pants!"
"I want to see you with my own pants."

P.T.:
"Join me Obi-Wan, and we will destroy the pants!
"The pants of the Dark Side have fallen."
"You don't want to sell me pants."
"It's obvious we can't settle this with our knowledge of the pants."

SPOOFE wrote:"Do you like your army?"
"I look forward to seeing them in pants."

I laughed so hard my ears popped. That's never happened before.

been there, done that.

These are not that pants you are looking for - Obi Wan to Stormtrooper

You're in my pants - Anakin to Padame

All i can think of is the Pants that should never have been. - Anakin to Padame.

In fact the pants thing works in most of Anakins cheeseball lines or temper tantrums.