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Most Humorus Turbolaser Graphitti

Post by The Yosemite Bear »

Off Shoot of a conversation between me and Ando.

What are your best slogans for Turbolaser Graphitti as a result of a BDZ operation....

Now aside from the obvious "Carving Imperial Starbursts" into the molten crust, what are some other good ones.
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*Thrawn waz here!*

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"For a good time call Leia at..."

"got shields?"

"Sith 4 life"

"Vader wuz here"

"BDZ: coming soon to a planet near you"
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Post by weemadando »

"Join the empire - get chicks. Join the rebels - get a tauntaun. Take your pick."

"I fucked Mon Mothma before she was famous."

*a perfect rendering of a hand with a single raised finger...*
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Post by Darth Fanboy »

Mon Mothma Yuck thats like Janeway with a T'pol hairdo
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Post by Peregrin Toker »

What about....

"IMPERIUS REX!!"
"Hi there, would you like to have a cookie?"

"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
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Post by Darth Fanboy »

"Threepio is a homo!"

which is mysteriously next to

"Astromex 4 Eva"
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Post by weemadando »

Hey mon-mothma woulda been hot when she was younger.

How about these ones:

"Even Jabba's poked Leia."

"Behind you!"

Or one of Colins from the conversation that had me rolling on the floor.

"Get a wookie in you!"
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Post by Kuja »

*We bent your wookiee*
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"The Imperial Navy - A Fistful of Boomstick"
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*Ed smilie*
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"Da 1m93417z will ownz j00!" :lol:
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To join the empire your dick must be this long.
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"If you find this cat please call..."
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Ed smilies are only for low power DS blasts! >|
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Star Destroyer Captain seeks female for long term relationship must be willing to commit or i'll do THIS to your homeworld
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Post by Shinova »

"Surrender accepted"



Turbolaser graffiti this:






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What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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[Nelson] HA HA [Nelson]
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Post by irishmick79 »

"lasers don't penetrate shields"
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Post by Montcalm »

<---Alderaan was there.
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An illustration of the femal anatomy of


A HUTT. :lol:
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