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Most Humorus Turbolaser Graphitti

Posted: 2003-02-25 06:36am
by The Yosemite Bear
Off Shoot of a conversation between me and Ando.

What are your best slogans for Turbolaser Graphitti as a result of a BDZ operation....

Now aside from the obvious "Carving Imperial Starbursts" into the molten crust, what are some other good ones.

Posted: 2003-02-25 06:40am
by Mr Bean
*Thrawn waz here!*

*This is what we do to people who mearly annoy us, Think what we will do to those we hate*

Posted: 2003-02-25 06:50am
by Darth Fanboy
"For a good time call Leia at..."

"got shields?"

"Sith 4 life"

"Vader wuz here"

"BDZ: coming soon to a planet near you"

Posted: 2003-02-25 07:14am
by weemadando
"Join the empire - get chicks. Join the rebels - get a tauntaun. Take your pick."

"I fucked Mon Mothma before she was famous."

*a perfect rendering of a hand with a single raised finger...*

Posted: 2003-02-25 07:21am
by Darth Fanboy
Mon Mothma Yuck thats like Janeway with a T'pol hairdo

Posted: 2003-02-25 10:01am
by PainRack
"God only caused floods."
"May the Force be with You."
"Luminous Beings are you,not crude matter like us."

Posted: 2003-02-25 10:21am
by Peregrin Toker
What about....

"IMPERIUS REX!!"

Posted: 2003-02-25 10:21am
by Darth Fanboy
"Threepio is a homo!"

which is mysteriously next to

"Astromex 4 Eva"

Posted: 2003-02-25 10:50am
by weemadando
Hey mon-mothma woulda been hot when she was younger.

How about these ones:

"Even Jabba's poked Leia."

"Behind you!"

Or one of Colins from the conversation that had me rolling on the floor.

"Get a wookie in you!"

Posted: 2003-02-25 02:19pm
by Kuja
*We bent your wookiee*

Posted: 2003-02-25 02:38pm
by irishmick79
"The Imperial Navy - A Fistful of Boomstick"

Posted: 2003-02-25 04:11pm
by DPDarkPrimus
*Ed smilie*

Posted: 2003-02-25 04:48pm
by Ted C
"This is your planet in rebellion... get the picture?"

Posted: 2003-02-25 04:53pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
"Da 1m93417z will ownz j00!" :lol:

Posted: 2003-02-25 04:57pm
by Montcalm
To join the empire your dick must be this long.

Posted: 2003-02-25 05:17pm
by Mark S
"If you find this cat please call..."

Posted: 2003-02-25 06:13pm
by kojikun
Ed smilies are only for low power DS blasts! >|

Posted: 2003-02-25 06:44pm
by Darksider
Star Destroyer Captain seeks female for long term relationship must be willing to commit or i'll do THIS to your homeworld

Posted: 2003-02-25 06:47pm
by Shinova
"Surrender accepted"



Turbolaser graffiti this:






Image

Posted: 2003-02-25 06:52pm
by Darksider
[Nelson] HA HA [Nelson]

Posted: 2003-02-25 07:18pm
by Admiral Drason
*Endor 15,000,000 light years*
*Naboo 5,000 light years*
*Alderan next exit*

Posted: 2003-02-25 08:57pm
by KhyronTheBackstabber
This space for rent.

For Sale.

Palpatine wuz here.

Eat At Dex's.

Have a nice day.

Remember to have your Ewoks, and Gungans spaded, and nutered.

Posted: 2003-02-25 09:00pm
by irishmick79
"lasers don't penetrate shields"

Posted: 2003-02-25 09:03pm
by Montcalm
<---Alderaan was there.

Posted: 2003-02-25 09:11pm
by darthdavid
An illustration of the femal anatomy of


A HUTT. :lol: