Extremely flawed SW military?
Posted: 2010-07-13 01:42pm
Not only do I get a headache from the hundreds or thousands of search results, but the matching words are marked in yellow, so I can't read the word.... To make it short, I don't wanna torture myself for an hour trying to find debates over these things... So I guess I have to skip a really serious search. The SD Wiki didn't really answer it either, I've looked at it.
Another thing is, I've seen the movies, but didn't read any books or play games (except for Empire at War and Shadow of the Empire). So I might not know some important things, but I'm sure I'll get told in a more or less friendly way
So my questions are......
1.) Why do the Stormtroopers suck so much? There seems to be not a single thing about them that would make them effective soldiers. All the mentioned things are posted with the fact in mind, that they can mass produce turbolasers for large battleships, strong enough to wipe out planets, so they should have nice military tech....
a) Their armor
Why is it unflexible? It looks like you've a hard time to really effectively move in it. Most Stormtroopers we see in the movies don't seem to be too agile. That's not exactly a good thing.
Why is it white? Except for winter (and even then they have black parts on their armor) this is probably one of the worst camouflage colours you could pick. So why white? For identification, so you can tell these are official Stormtroopers? To make it short, I don't get why it's white. Even the squad on Endor wears white armor!
Why is it worn all the time? I can see why you would want to wear a full budy armor with helmet which can do things like protect you from extreme weather conditions or even space. But why inside the Death Star?
Most importantly, it fails every time we see it in action. I can't remember a single Stromtrooper who did not immediately fall down and obviously die after being hit by a handgun sized device. I know that in real life, protective vests don't protect you from all kinds of damage or calibers either. But they don't fail all the time. In SW, they do. Not only against some handgun blasters, but even against rocks and the like. They build Death Stars, but they fail to develop a helmet which would protect it's wearer from a rock. Even a modern army helmet does that. Actually you can get smacked on the head with a rock and would not even fall over. Which immediately begs the question: Why do they wear it on Endor?
To make things worse, it even looks like you can't store much stuff in it. I actually think that this armor is the worst armor I have ever seen, especially considering that it's state of the art armor of an Empire which controls an entire Galaxy and regularly builds ships which could punish entire planets with some teratons per second and can go through the galaxy in some.... hours or days, I don't know.
b) Their effectivity
What makes it impossible for soldiers of the major power of the galaxy to capture a hand full of people on their own strongest and largest base ever built (before DS II)? Why do they fail so terribly in any scene we see them? We see trained soldiers (trained by the largest military force ever) with military grade armor and weapons losing firefights to civilians which aren't even armored. That's implausible to say the very least.
It's common knowledge that the Stormtroopers are ineffective. But why? The USA has the most advanced and strongest military in the world. And one of the largest ones. Still, their soldiers are very well trained.
It gets even much, much worse when the 'elite' squad on Endor got it's ass handed by Ewoks. There are 2 possible options for this: The Ewoks are very damn good warriors. And I mean very damn good. Or the Empire's elite sucks. Maybe both, I don't know.... I'm also surprised that they didn't see any of the Ewok shit coming. Got no sensors? No reconnaissance? Nobody telling you that Ewoks worked for like 10 hours to set up their traps?
2.) The Death Star
The thing is made to annihilate worlds. Okay. So why does the world annihilator have an open hole which leads directly to the core? What does it do? Why is it unprotected? In the SD Wiki it's called an exhaust port. For what? Does that core generate gas, which has to be blown into space? Is it for cooling? For whatever it is, there is no reason to not have at least a crate on it. Or a door. Or at least metal bars blocking things like nasty proton torpedoes. I guess the designers were full of fail or something, because it's an obvious weak spot.
And once again, it gets worse, because Death Star II was improved... or not... This time, a proton torpedo wouldn't get through. It's no straight hole. Design flaw solved..... or not.... This time an entire ship can fly in. The very same kind of ship that killed off DS I.
No matter how you want to excuse this, by the DS being in construction, not ready, not expecting the rebel attack, having a large shield, or even expecting the attack, whatever. If you build something this large and this important for your military, you'd be the most stupid and most incompetent person ever doing this job if you, at no point, ever look at the previously destroyed Death Star and make sure they don't do something similar again. Imagine the Ewoks made a bonfire somewhere near the shield generator and it got out of control. Or they have a power outage. Ever heard of redundancy? They didn't even bother to build a second shield generator there. They didn't bother to have that shit done by a large, armored warship. An Executor surely could house the generator....
3.) The Executor / General ISD Design
How could the rebels bring the Executor down? If we take a look at the movie, it seems like they destroy the shield generators near the ISDs bridges. With some ease I might add. Eventually some A Wing dude flies his pile of junk into the Executor's bridge and it collides with the DS.
If these ships are so well armored and have so many and so powerful guns (and are not alone... at least not in Ep VI), how could the A Wing get through? More importantly, how could it crash into that bridge and cause total devastation? Shouldn't the bridge, which is on top and very easy to see and aim at, be well armored? At least against an object which flies against it? I'm not saying it has to take 5 nukes to the window, but all it suffers from is an impact of something which could as well have been an asteroid at a power failure or whatever. Shouldn't there be a second bridge for such a case, a failsafe system, something? We're talking about a 19km warship here, not a one-time razor blade you throw away after using it.
4.) The AT-ST
There is a scene which I found kind of disturbing in Ep VI. It's the AT-ST getting smashed by 2 tree chunks. They cause extreme deformation to the AT-ST and (if I remember correctly....) it blows up. Even if it doesn't, we can assume that this AT-ST won't ever see battle again.
..... can you really defeat that thing with cannon balls? It seems like you can.... Actually the AT-ST getting crushed seems even more fragile than a modern tank. Even today's Al Qaida could take this thing out.....
5.) The Tie Bomber
Why don't we see any effects caused by the bombs, except for a very short flash, when Han hid his Falcon in that asteroid slug? Shouldn't we see some explosions or craters or anything?
Was just wondering the last time I saw SW, but never bothered to actually ask anyone who might have an idea. Also it's the only SW forum I know, so....
Another thing is, I've seen the movies, but didn't read any books or play games (except for Empire at War and Shadow of the Empire). So I might not know some important things, but I'm sure I'll get told in a more or less friendly way
So my questions are......
1.) Why do the Stormtroopers suck so much? There seems to be not a single thing about them that would make them effective soldiers. All the mentioned things are posted with the fact in mind, that they can mass produce turbolasers for large battleships, strong enough to wipe out planets, so they should have nice military tech....
a) Their armor
Why is it unflexible? It looks like you've a hard time to really effectively move in it. Most Stormtroopers we see in the movies don't seem to be too agile. That's not exactly a good thing.
Why is it white? Except for winter (and even then they have black parts on their armor) this is probably one of the worst camouflage colours you could pick. So why white? For identification, so you can tell these are official Stormtroopers? To make it short, I don't get why it's white. Even the squad on Endor wears white armor!
Why is it worn all the time? I can see why you would want to wear a full budy armor with helmet which can do things like protect you from extreme weather conditions or even space. But why inside the Death Star?
Most importantly, it fails every time we see it in action. I can't remember a single Stromtrooper who did not immediately fall down and obviously die after being hit by a handgun sized device. I know that in real life, protective vests don't protect you from all kinds of damage or calibers either. But they don't fail all the time. In SW, they do. Not only against some handgun blasters, but even against rocks and the like. They build Death Stars, but they fail to develop a helmet which would protect it's wearer from a rock. Even a modern army helmet does that. Actually you can get smacked on the head with a rock and would not even fall over. Which immediately begs the question: Why do they wear it on Endor?
To make things worse, it even looks like you can't store much stuff in it. I actually think that this armor is the worst armor I have ever seen, especially considering that it's state of the art armor of an Empire which controls an entire Galaxy and regularly builds ships which could punish entire planets with some teratons per second and can go through the galaxy in some.... hours or days, I don't know.
b) Their effectivity
What makes it impossible for soldiers of the major power of the galaxy to capture a hand full of people on their own strongest and largest base ever built (before DS II)? Why do they fail so terribly in any scene we see them? We see trained soldiers (trained by the largest military force ever) with military grade armor and weapons losing firefights to civilians which aren't even armored. That's implausible to say the very least.
It's common knowledge that the Stormtroopers are ineffective. But why? The USA has the most advanced and strongest military in the world. And one of the largest ones. Still, their soldiers are very well trained.
It gets even much, much worse when the 'elite' squad on Endor got it's ass handed by Ewoks. There are 2 possible options for this: The Ewoks are very damn good warriors. And I mean very damn good. Or the Empire's elite sucks. Maybe both, I don't know.... I'm also surprised that they didn't see any of the Ewok shit coming. Got no sensors? No reconnaissance? Nobody telling you that Ewoks worked for like 10 hours to set up their traps?
2.) The Death Star
The thing is made to annihilate worlds. Okay. So why does the world annihilator have an open hole which leads directly to the core? What does it do? Why is it unprotected? In the SD Wiki it's called an exhaust port. For what? Does that core generate gas, which has to be blown into space? Is it for cooling? For whatever it is, there is no reason to not have at least a crate on it. Or a door. Or at least metal bars blocking things like nasty proton torpedoes. I guess the designers were full of fail or something, because it's an obvious weak spot.
And once again, it gets worse, because Death Star II was improved... or not... This time, a proton torpedo wouldn't get through. It's no straight hole. Design flaw solved..... or not.... This time an entire ship can fly in. The very same kind of ship that killed off DS I.
No matter how you want to excuse this, by the DS being in construction, not ready, not expecting the rebel attack, having a large shield, or even expecting the attack, whatever. If you build something this large and this important for your military, you'd be the most stupid and most incompetent person ever doing this job if you, at no point, ever look at the previously destroyed Death Star and make sure they don't do something similar again. Imagine the Ewoks made a bonfire somewhere near the shield generator and it got out of control. Or they have a power outage. Ever heard of redundancy? They didn't even bother to build a second shield generator there. They didn't bother to have that shit done by a large, armored warship. An Executor surely could house the generator....
3.) The Executor / General ISD Design
How could the rebels bring the Executor down? If we take a look at the movie, it seems like they destroy the shield generators near the ISDs bridges. With some ease I might add. Eventually some A Wing dude flies his pile of junk into the Executor's bridge and it collides with the DS.
If these ships are so well armored and have so many and so powerful guns (and are not alone... at least not in Ep VI), how could the A Wing get through? More importantly, how could it crash into that bridge and cause total devastation? Shouldn't the bridge, which is on top and very easy to see and aim at, be well armored? At least against an object which flies against it? I'm not saying it has to take 5 nukes to the window, but all it suffers from is an impact of something which could as well have been an asteroid at a power failure or whatever. Shouldn't there be a second bridge for such a case, a failsafe system, something? We're talking about a 19km warship here, not a one-time razor blade you throw away after using it.
4.) The AT-ST
There is a scene which I found kind of disturbing in Ep VI. It's the AT-ST getting smashed by 2 tree chunks. They cause extreme deformation to the AT-ST and (if I remember correctly....) it blows up. Even if it doesn't, we can assume that this AT-ST won't ever see battle again.
..... can you really defeat that thing with cannon balls? It seems like you can.... Actually the AT-ST getting crushed seems even more fragile than a modern tank. Even today's Al Qaida could take this thing out.....
5.) The Tie Bomber
Why don't we see any effects caused by the bombs, except for a very short flash, when Han hid his Falcon in that asteroid slug? Shouldn't we see some explosions or craters or anything?
Was just wondering the last time I saw SW, but never bothered to actually ask anyone who might have an idea. Also it's the only SW forum I know, so....