Beans star wars universe
Posted: 2002-07-07 10:06pm
I think Mr. Bean believes that he can do better than Lucas. Star Wars According to Bean would go like this.
1. Jedi could get married and for that matter take the same sex partners....like he does.
2. Watch the real world on mtv and use their ideas for a book.
3. The empire just can do anything right and their navy is just a big target for New Republic pilots. For their a-z wing fighters.
4. Re-clone Thrawn and have him marry Leia and have children.
5. Dance around a camp fire and sing songs about peace.
6. Institute a communist government and economy like Star Trek
7. Invent some other threat to the Galaxy because his favorite writers have killed off the vast empire in 5 years after jedi.
and finally, Bean can go off in his little world and masterbate with glass and finger his dog.
1. Jedi could get married and for that matter take the same sex partners....like he does.
2. Watch the real world on mtv and use their ideas for a book.
3. The empire just can do anything right and their navy is just a big target for New Republic pilots. For their a-z wing fighters.
4. Re-clone Thrawn and have him marry Leia and have children.
5. Dance around a camp fire and sing songs about peace.
6. Institute a communist government and economy like Star Trek
7. Invent some other threat to the Galaxy because his favorite writers have killed off the vast empire in 5 years after jedi.
and finally, Bean can go off in his little world and masterbate with glass and finger his dog.