history of the new republic

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-08-26 06:40am

anyone know the entire thing?

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2002-08-26 05:35pm

Erm...the entire EU.

Crazy_Vasey · Post by **Crazy_Vasey** » 2002-08-26 05:48pm

History in a nutshell

NR forms

Luke and co. saves NR many times

NR gets owned by the Vong

The end

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-08-26 05:51pm

What are you looking for? Information on what? Specific events? Characters? A particular kind of incident?

You can read it all in the Essential Guide to Chronology, if you aren't looking for anything in particular.

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-08-26 11:26pm

NR sucks ass, gets owned by the Vong and rightly so.

The end

Talon Karrde · Post by **Talon Karrde** » 2002-08-27 10:39pm

RayCav of ASVS wrote:NR sucks ass, gets owned by the Vong and rightly so.

The end

The Empire got owned by quote the "NR" which "sucks ass"

By the way, the Empire got owned "Rightly so"

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-08-28 07:10pm

Yeah, the NR is the Vong's bitch now and only the Imperial Remanent and Chiss can save them., ohg the irony.

Imperial Federation · Post by **Imperial Federation** » 2002-08-28 07:13pm

Talon Karrde wrote:
RayCav of ASVS wrote:NR sucks ass, gets owned by the Vong and rightly so.

The end
The Empire got owned by quote the "NR" which "sucks ass"

By the way, the Empire got owned "Rightly so"

Lies!
The Empire was ultimatley defeated by itself.
The NR merely took advantage of the chaos to cheat their way to power, and look what that got them in the end. Fools. Mwahahahahahaha...

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-08-28 07:14pm

*Laugh aswell* Muwhahaha

Ok, maybe I need the posts too

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-28 07:31pm

Allow me

Isard Gives Courscant to Rebels Along with nasty plauge

NR is officaly formed(Err annoced, whatever)

Wedge already pissed at NR leaves it, Comes back with cure for that nasty plauge and gets Isard

Warlord Znji's start runnning around(Roarw!) with the SSD the Iron Fist

Han Solo(Thats General Damn it!) runs out with a Task Force after the Warlord

Wedge Creates Wraith Squadren and it was good.. Oh and they are crazy like the Warlord is so they figure out his plan to steal a second SSD(Woohoo!) but they manage to take down the shields and blow up the ship(Awww)

Solo THINKS he blows up the Iron Fist but infact does not it gets away baddly damaged

Iron Fist acutaly destroyed by Hapan Battle Dragon(Did I forget to mention them?) Oh and Leia marrys Han but has to give back the stuff, Unforutatly Lando Already used it to buy the Emperors body(Realy it is! We could use it for a coffie table!) leading to mad caped scean entirely in slow mo when Han chases after Lando with a light-saber Luke let him borrow for these situations(Not realy but the Iron Fist did get Destroyed and the Hapan sector did join up)

Godzilla... err I mean Grand Admiral Thrawn comes back from the store, I mean the un-know reigions and drops the milk in Suprise at what happens when he steps out for half an hour.

Much ass kicking is done by the Empire to the NR by Thrawn

More ass kicking by Thrawn.....

And then Thrawn is killed(awww) and Peollon was still only a few months into Thrawn's how to kick NR ass Course

NR stumbles its way to Victory thanks to Luke and CO

Luke Falls into and out of love a few times, NR screws itself over a few times

Luke in a bid to create a secret Army of Ninjas is instead hit over the head by a large Piano, He instead asked KJA what he should do and the Ninja Acadmy was axed in favor of the Jedi Acadmy

A brillant Alien Scientist proves if you shut somone in a black hole Cluster for Long enough they will figure out a way to kill us all

Way to kill us all stolen by Han and Kyp after convicing the Scientist its not nice to kill everyone

Daala kicks some NR ass but saddly runs into Former Admiral Acbkar who is not a memeber of the NR so kicks her ass

Kyp steals method of Killing us all

NR sends a single man(Even if it is Han...)

NR bumbles its way to Victory

Daala comes back and proves that she can still Kick ass, Just as long as she's not flying

The Jedi acadmy pays off, NR bumbles but they manage to save the day

NR bumbles along nearly looses the entire Coriena sector but Anakin who always though Ninjas where better proves it by kicking everyones rears and restoring everything

Anakin and Chewy take advnatage of Chatater shield repair service just as the Vong arive

The NR snatchs Defeat from the Jaws of Victory many times over the next few months

Vong Bumbles its way on, ocssionaly checking to make sure they don't run into any planets as they take over 2/3 of the Galaxy

The currant End

That help?

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-08-28 10:28pm

Talon Karrde wrote:
RayCav of ASVS wrote:NR sucks ass, gets owned by the Vong and rightly so.

The end
The Empire got owned by quote the "NR" which "sucks ass"

By the way, the Empire got owned "Rightly so"

I only have one thing to say to that....

*PLONK!*

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-08-29 07:17am

not bad Bean, accurate as far as it goes, but Dark Empire really deserved a line, as did Darksaber, if for completely opposite reasons.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-08-29 01:37pm

Did the Yuuzhan Vong kill Anakin and blow up Coruscant? I thought I heard somewhere that they did.

Coruscant kicked ass!

Imperial Federation · Post by **Imperial Federation** » 2002-08-29 02:09pm

No, they occupied Coruscant as far as I know.
My.. beautiful Coruscant!! Freakish bastards!! What evils could they be doing to that technological paradise!
Damn you New Republic! You let them have Coruscant!!

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-08-29 02:44pm

Cyril wrote:Did the Yuuzhan Vong kill Anakin and blow up Coruscant? I thought I heard somewhere that they did.

Coruscant kicked ass!

Coruscant is now Yuuzhan'tar. It's been Vongafied.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-08-30 01:00am

EU Writers: You blew it up! Damn you to hell!

I pray that the newer books have the Empire kicking ass and taking names. Of course, the name 'Remnant' could also mean that the Vong kicks the Remnant's ass.

Dear God, let's hope not.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2002-08-30 07:59am

Cyril wrote:EU Writers: You blew it up! Damn you to hell!

Awww, poor thing, here have some cyan-... tea, thats the ticket, yeah have some tea and calm your nerves...

Anyhow, thats change for you, don't worry I'm sure they'll make a new Coruscant.

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-08-30 08:51am

*covers ears*

La la la I don't hear you Coruscant is fine and dandy in fact it never left the hands of the Empire la la la...

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-08-30 11:38am

I'm running a star wars rpg, and I have an idle whim of having my two young padawn go from movie one to post vong, but I dont know as much of the sw universe as I did. stopped reading eu about 5 yrs ago, and my libraries dont have any of the new ones. so, need to learn aout rogue squadron and vong, plus how one goes to the other.

Tychu · Post by **Tychu** » 2002-09-01 10:29pm

add-ons to Mr. Beans SW in a nutshell

The Hutts make a Death Star, they call it a DarkSaber cause there afriad Imperial Lawyers will sue them. the Hutt star is baddly piloted and crashed in an astroid field not killing anyone but its crew in its short life.

and Anakin dies as a martyr in Star By Star, and Old Coruscant is losing its orbit around its star and slowly getting more hotter and humid.