Proof that there is no OSHA in the Star Wars universe

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Proof that there is no OSHA in the Star Wars universe

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Just play fuggin' Jedi Knight II!

Holy living fuck, is Bespin dangerous!!! No handrails ANYWHERE, an outdoor walkway suspended over a thousand kilometers of NOTHING, DIRECTLY exposed to a high-velocity air vent, an elevator with absolutely NO safety systems whatsoever...

Jesus H. Christ, OSHA would have a fucking hissy fit over Bespin...
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I wish I had a faster processor so I could play JK 2. :(
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I never thought of that really...
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Yeah I know, I played on my friends computer.


His is like 800 Mhz and its still a little choppy
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To get good frame rate, I stepped down the visual quality to "Fast" and then turned off most of the bells and whistles.
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That's what he did.
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I ran with almost everything on and it flowed nicely, I got a 1.2ghz AMD and a Geforce 256.
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Bespin is nowhere near as dangerous as that night level on the streets of that gangster planet, if you ask me.

You gotta love the comm/sensors area of the Imperial battlecruiser though :D
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Howedar wrote:Bespin is nowhere near as dangerous as that night level on the streets of that gangster planet, if you ask me.
Nar Shaada I can see being an insane jumping puzzle. But Bespin, no.
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I ran with almost everything on and it flowed nicely, I got a 1.2ghz AMD and a Geforce 256.


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"Just play fuggin' Jedi Knight II!

Holy living fuck, is Bespin dangerous!!! No handrails ANYWHERE, an outdoor walkway suspended over a thousand kilometers of NOTHING, DIRECTLY exposed to a high-velocity air vent, an elevator with absolutely NO safety systems whatsoever...

Jesus H. Christ, OSHA would have a fucking hissy fit over Bespin..."

Okay, not that I don't agree with you, but this was a secret entrance and the walkway could just as easily have been a leftover from old construction jobs.
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Iceberg wrote:Just play fuggin' Jedi Knight II!

Holy living fuck, is Bespin dangerous!!! No handrails ANYWHERE, an outdoor walkway suspended over a thousand kilometers of NOTHING, DIRECTLY exposed to a high-velocity air vent, an elevator with absolutely NO safety systems whatsoever...

Jesus H. Christ, OSHA would have a fucking hissy fit over Bespin...



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Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:
Iceberg wrote:Just play fuggin' Jedi Knight II!

Holy living fuck, is Bespin dangerous!!! No handrails ANYWHERE, an outdoor walkway suspended over a thousand kilometers of NOTHING, DIRECTLY exposed to a high-velocity air vent, an elevator with absolutely NO safety systems whatsoever...

Jesus H. Christ, OSHA would have a fucking hissy fit over Bespin...



Usually the gameplay of a well game is non-canon.
We know, we know.

Unlike the pits in every single Jedi fight in SW history :D
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No doubt the EPA wold get in on the pollution produced by the mining plant.
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Who do you think you are, anyway? Dalton???
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Dalton?? Who's that?
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David wrote:Dalton?? Who's that?
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Dalton? I know hi not. Yhis is like the third time someone has asked me if I'm from that board. Why would ya'll think that :P
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Not only that, but there is no safety on the sheild switch. Woo hoo, look at them troopers fly!!!

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:) Thank because they use that bay for exucutions and never put the big PLEASE DO NOT LET THE AIR OUT sign back up

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That's like a damn bugs bunny cartoon.

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What's wrong with Bugs??
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