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Proof that there is no OSHA in the Star Wars universe

Posted: 2002-07-08 05:17pm
by Iceberg
Just play fuggin' Jedi Knight II!

Holy living fuck, is Bespin dangerous!!! No handrails ANYWHERE, an outdoor walkway suspended over a thousand kilometers of NOTHING, DIRECTLY exposed to a high-velocity air vent, an elevator with absolutely NO safety systems whatsoever...

Jesus H. Christ, OSHA would have a fucking hissy fit over Bespin...

Posted: 2002-07-08 05:19pm
by David
I wish I had a faster processor so I could play JK 2. :(

Posted: 2002-07-08 05:29pm
by His Divine Shadow
I never thought of that really...
Oh and JK2 ROCKS! Get a better comp!

Posted: 2002-07-08 05:35pm
by David
Yeah I know, I played on my friends computer.


His is like 800 Mhz and its still a little choppy

Posted: 2002-07-08 05:39pm
by Iceberg
To get good frame rate, I stepped down the visual quality to "Fast" and then turned off most of the bells and whistles.

Posted: 2002-07-08 05:55pm
by David
That's what he did.

Posted: 2002-07-08 06:16pm
by His Divine Shadow
I ran with almost everything on and it flowed nicely, I got a 1.2ghz AMD and a Geforce 256.

Posted: 2002-07-08 06:28pm
by Howedar
Bespin is nowhere near as dangerous as that night level on the streets of that gangster planet, if you ask me.

You gotta love the comm/sensors area of the Imperial battlecruiser though :D

Posted: 2002-07-08 06:35pm
by Pablo Sanchez
Howedar wrote:Bespin is nowhere near as dangerous as that night level on the streets of that gangster planet, if you ask me.
Nar Shaada I can see being an insane jumping puzzle. But Bespin, no.

Posted: 2002-07-08 06:51pm
by David
I ran with almost everything on and it flowed nicely, I got a 1.2ghz AMD and a Geforce 256.


Send me your computer. Now.

Re: Proof that there is no OSHA in the Star Wars universe

Posted: 2002-07-08 07:03pm
by Eleas
"Just play fuggin' Jedi Knight II!

Holy living fuck, is Bespin dangerous!!! No handrails ANYWHERE, an outdoor walkway suspended over a thousand kilometers of NOTHING, DIRECTLY exposed to a high-velocity air vent, an elevator with absolutely NO safety systems whatsoever...

Jesus H. Christ, OSHA would have a fucking hissy fit over Bespin..."


Okay, not that I don't agree with you, but this was a secret entrance and the walkway could just as easily have been a leftover from old construction jobs.

Re: Proof that there is no OSHA in the Star Wars universe

Posted: 2002-07-08 07:08pm
by Grand Admiral Thrawn
Iceberg wrote:Just play fuggin' Jedi Knight II!

Holy living fuck, is Bespin dangerous!!! No handrails ANYWHERE, an outdoor walkway suspended over a thousand kilometers of NOTHING, DIRECTLY exposed to a high-velocity air vent, an elevator with absolutely NO safety systems whatsoever...

Jesus H. Christ, OSHA would have a fucking hissy fit over Bespin...



Usually the gameplay of a well game is non-canon.

Re: Proof that there is no OSHA in the Star Wars universe

Posted: 2002-07-08 07:22pm
by Howedar
Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:
Iceberg wrote:Just play fuggin' Jedi Knight II!

Holy living fuck, is Bespin dangerous!!! No handrails ANYWHERE, an outdoor walkway suspended over a thousand kilometers of NOTHING, DIRECTLY exposed to a high-velocity air vent, an elevator with absolutely NO safety systems whatsoever...

Jesus H. Christ, OSHA would have a fucking hissy fit over Bespin...



Usually the gameplay of a well game is non-canon.
We know, we know.

Unlike the pits in every single Jedi fight in SW history :D

Posted: 2002-07-08 10:23pm
by David
No doubt the EPA wold get in on the pollution produced by the mining plant.

Posted: 2002-07-09 12:47am
by Iceberg
Who do you think you are, anyway? Dalton???

Posted: 2002-07-09 12:50am
by David
Dalton?? Who's that?

Posted: 2002-07-09 01:13am
by CmdrWilkens
David wrote:Dalton?? Who's that?
ASVS's Master of...I don't know...eating? Anyway go here:
www.daltonator.net

Posted: 2002-07-09 01:25am
by David
Dalton? I know hi not. Yhis is like the third time someone has asked me if I'm from that board. Why would ya'll think that :P

Posted: 2002-07-14 02:21pm
by Cal Wright
Not only that, but there is no safety on the sheild switch. Woo hoo, look at them troopers fly!!!

Posted: 2002-07-14 02:24pm
by Mr Bean
:) Thank because they use that bay for exucutions and never put the big PLEASE DO NOT LET THE AIR OUT sign back up

Posted: 2002-07-14 02:29pm
by Cal Wright
That's like a damn bugs bunny cartoon.

Posted: 2002-07-14 09:22pm
by David
What's wrong with Bugs??