Death Star Conspiracy
Posted: 2015-11-12 10:55am
A new conspiracy theory has emerged on Facebook.
Like conspiracy theories typically are, this one is full of holes:
We should be glad he survived instead of trying to blame the Death Star fiasco on him.
Like conspiracy theories typically are, this one is full of holes:
- Darth Vader was not in command of the Death Star; Grand Moff Tarkin was.
- Darth Vader didn't build R2-D2; that droid is older than he was.
- There is no record of Darth Vader having children.
- The exhaust port was not two feet wide: it was two *meters* wide; there are kids on Tatooine who can hit a target that size from a skyhopper.
- If the Imperial intelligence services had been doing their jobs properly, the schematics for the station would never have fallen into rebel hands in the first place.
- If every single gun turret on the station hadn't been designed shoot at cruisers with nor regard to the possible threat of fighters, the rebel attack would have been quickly repelled.
- If the exhaust port had been fully shielded instead of just ray-shielded, there would have been no rebel attack at all.
We should be glad he survived instead of trying to blame the Death Star fiasco on him.