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You know, Han Solo would have been very lonely on those long smuggling runs with only a wookie for company. After all, a man has certain ... urges.

"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost ... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy. Hold me, Chewie. Chewie!"

................wrong on so many levels............

Crazy Ivan wrote:You know, Han Solo would have been very lonely on those long smuggling runs with only a wookie for company. After all, a man has certain ... urges.

"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost ... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy. Hold me, Chewie. Chewie!"

That's atrocious. But seriously, didn't Han have some old flame before Leia?

I'm sure he could have picked someone up on damn near any planet.

Umm...that's just..I don't know what.
Beside's, that's what space-hookers are for.

April Fool!

Crazy Ivan wrote:"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost ... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy. Hold me, Chewie. Chewie!"

That was a direct quote for Return of the Jedi when Han Solo is hanging upside-down trying to shoot the sarlacc. IG-88E, Lord_Xerxes, neoolong and
Captain tycho; you all have very dirty minds.

Crazy Ivan wrote:You know, Han Solo would have been very lonely on those long smuggling runs with only a wookie for company. After all, a man has certain ... urges.

"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost ... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy. Hold me, Chewie. Chewie!"

You're really living up to your screen name, you know that?

Darth Servo wrote:You're really living up to your screen name, you know that?

... and Darth Servo, too.

Crazy Ivan wrote:April Fool!

Crazy Ivan wrote:"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost ... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy. Hold me, Chewie. Chewie!"

That was a direct quote for Return of the Jedi when Han Solo is hanging upside-down trying to shoot the sarlacc. IG-88E, Lord_Xerxes, neoolong and
Captain tycho; you all have very dirty minds.

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Crazy Ivan wrote:April Fool!

Crazy Ivan wrote:"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost ... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy. Hold me, Chewie. Chewie!"

That was a direct quote for Return of the Jedi when Han Solo is hanging upside-down trying to shoot the sarlacc. IG-88E, Lord_Xerxes, neoolong and
Captain tycho; you all have very dirty minds.

We post here. How is that a suprise?

It's SD.Net; You expected different?

recognized that quote right off. anyone else seen the top 10 sexually lilted lines of sw? good stuff.

and, han has had a dozen flames, according to the eu. most of them get killed.

Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in the Movie Star Wars"
1.'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts,kid.'
2.'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'
3.'Look at the size of that thing!'
4.'Sorry about the mess...'
5.'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
6.'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
7.'You've got something jammed in here real good.'
8.'Put that thing away before you get us all killed!'
9.'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'
10.'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!'"

among others. . .

God, some people are perverts... I guess it's rubbed off.

Forgetting the infamous-

"You're not doing anyone any good back there Wedge!"

...tsk, tsk.

Ghost Rider wrote:Forgetting the infamous-

"You're not doing anyone any good back there Wedge!"

...tsk, tsk.

GODDAMMIT I HATE YOU!

I think I'm getting sick...

Other Classics

"Would it Help if I got out and Pushed?"

"Judge me by my Size do you, it is well you should not."

"R2 let him have it."

"You got something jammed in you pretty well."

"You driods have seen a lot of action."

"Porkins no! pull out, pull out!"

And...
"Watch this!"
"Watch what?"

Enforcer Talen wrote:recognized that quote right off. anyone else seen the top 10 sexually lilted lines of sw? good stuff.

and, han has had a dozen flames, according to the eu. most of them get killed.

That's what I thought. I just couldn't remember any of the specific names of them. Wasn't one of them like Bria Tharen or some shit?

ex slave, became a rebel, died conveniently before new hope.

Ghost Rider wrote:Forgetting the infamous-

"You're not doing anyone any good back there Wedge!"

...tsk, tsk.

You're also forgetting.. "Han, can you reach my lightsaber?"

and "Don't point that thing at me..."

Vorlon1701 wrote:It's SD.Net; You expected different?

... point.

Gandalf wrote:And...
"Watch this!"
"Watch what?"

RED LEADER: They came at us from behind! Aaaahhh!

HAN SOLO: Backdoor, huh? Good idea.

EWOK: Yee-haaaww!

Crazy Ivan wrote:You know, Han Solo would have been very lonely on those long smuggling runs with only a wookie for company. After all, a man has certain ... urges.

"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost ... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy. Hold me, Chewie. Chewie!"

I think Han was perfectly okay even before he met Chewie. After all, his name is "Han Solo". Hand and Solo, get the picture?

I betcha that Chewie is pretty well-hung. Han probably enjoys the stimulation of his lower intestine.