[Humor] Star Wars Title Generator

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[Humor] Star Wars Title Generator

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http://www.brunching.com/cgi/starwarstitles.cgi

"Jar-Jar Strikes Back"
"Bride of the Bantha"
"Die, Last Unknown Anakin, Die"
"Son of the Savage Banthas"


*Snort* *Snort* BRAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by McNum »

That is funny. :lol:

Just to add a few more:
"Revenge of the Killer Republic"
"Night of the Jedi" (Nice one, actually...)
"The Wookiee and the Amazing Force"
"Die, Palpatine, Die"
"The Evil Gungans" (Now THAT is a plot twist I'd like to see...)
"The Colossal Evil Droids and the Space Trade Federation"
"Revenge of Vader"
And finally:
"Return of the Menace"
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Post by KhyronTheBackstabber »

Bride of the Hutt (Janeway comes to mind.)
Day of the Killer Magic Trade Federation
Quest for the Last Jar-Jar
Die, Last Banthas, Die
Revenge of the Creeping Savage Wookiee
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Post by Peregrin Toker »

Here's my own ideas for funny Star Wars titles:

"Good-Time Luke, Uncle Owen and the Great Tatooine Freak-Out"
"P is for Palpatine"
"The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Sith Lords"
"Godzilla vs. the Sando Sea Monster"
"Jethro Tull Featuring Joruus C'Baoth - Live from Bortras!"
"Santa Claus Conquers Geonosis"

And from the generator:

"Invasion of the Starfighters"?? WTF??
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Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
*snip BS*

And from the generator:

"Invasion of the Starfighters"?? WTF??
The generator's is better, as it's actually original.
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For a serious title: Fall of the Republic or Fallen Hope or Lost Comrade.
otherwise When Jar Jar drives You to the Dark Side (an Anakin tale)or OH God they're Using HIM Again (an Anakin/Hayden Tale) :lol:
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Invasion of the Windu
The Unknown Obi-Wan
Attack of the Creeping Force
Bride of the Force
Son of the Republic
The Last Blasters from Outer Space
Return of Artoo
Bride of the Unknown Killer Yoda
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Post by Brother-Captain Gaius »

Ha, got this one:

"The Sith vs. Palpatine"
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JediNeophyte wrote:Ha, got this one:

"The Sith vs. Palpatine"
Err.. thats episode 6 on the DS2
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"The Incredible Bantha vs. the Padawans"
"The Jedi from Outer Space"
"Behind the Creeping Yoda" :lol:
"Invasion of the Astonishing Jar-Jar" :lol: :lol: :lol:
"The Teenage Empire" :twisted:
"Palpatine and the Amazing Wookiees" :?
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"The Evil Jedi Strikes Back"
"The Battle for the Amazing Teenage Bantha"
"Revenge of the Magic Yoda"
"Son of the Mysterious Gungan" :shock:
"The Incredible Empire" :twisted:
"The Savage Republic" :twisted:
"The Haunted Mysterious Hutt and the Mighty Lost Gungans" :shock:

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The Creeping Magic Hutts vs. the Jedi - now that's a battle id like to see
Attack of the Banthas
Die, Cosmic Killer Artoo, Die
The Last Force and the Teenage Mighty Empire
Bride of the Incredible Lightsaber
and finally:

Star Wars Episode III:
The Savage Midichlorians vs. the Incredible Windu

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"Son of Yoda" (See, Mike, the guy still might get laid on a regular basis!)

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Post by Peregrin Toker »

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
*snip BS*

And from the generator:

"Invasion of the Starfighters"?? WTF??
The generator's is better, as it's actually original.
What's NOT to like about "Goodtime Luke, Uncle Owen and The Great Tatooine Freak-Out"??

The generator now gave me:

The Secret of the Phantom Blaster
Night of the Cosmic Princess :oops:
The Clone vs. the Teenage Magic Jedi
Planet of the Gungan
Revenge of the Last Jar-Jar
The Starfighters Strike Back
Son of the Giant Jar-Jar
Escape from the Deadly Clone
The Incredible Force Strikes Back
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Post by Raptor 597 »

Escape from the Magic Padawans
The Adventures of the Gungan
The Haunted Incredible Force from Outer Space
Day of the Last Menace
The Empire from Outer Space
The Adventures of the Midichlorians
Bride of the Haunted Bantha
Quest for the Sith
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Post by Peregrin Toker »

I got...

Day of the Evil Droids!!

And...

Behind the Blasters (actually, quite a good alterna-title for "Troops")
Revenge of the Princess
Invasion of the Phantom Creeping Clones
Bride of the Savage Empire
Revenge of the Space Empire
Day of the Killer Jar-Jar :twisted:
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Return of the Mighty Obi-Wan
Behind the Padawan
Planet of the Teenage Gungan

Funny, the first three I got all seem rather pornographic.
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