Scene: Press conference being held about the Galactic Civil War.
Mohammed Said al-Sahhaf waks up to podium, Death Star hanging floating in orbit behind him
"We have heard the reports of Zionist controlled rebels scoring victories against the might Empire. Those reports are false, the filthy rebels are being destroyed by our invincible forces."
"The rebel forces are not attacking the Death Star, they are killing themselves right now. Their only hope for survival is to surrender."
Death Star explodes.
"The Death Star did not explode, it is still there. Infact, it is bigger now."
A group of Rebel soldiers walk by, stop and wave into the Holonet camera before walking off.
"As I have said, the Rebels are being crushed at this very minute. Our grand leader Emperor Palpatine is walking through a river of their blood at this minute, he is sending them to hell."
Luke walks by, stops and holds up Palps severed head and winks.
