Illuminatus Primus wrote:
You simply invaded the Stormtrooper vs. Hazard Team thread SOLELY to flamebait me because I said WoTC says there are such things as Assault Troopers. Furthermore, this was just part of my point.
Any fucking evidence as to what they do? What's their fucking mission?
What do they wear? What equipment do they carry? until I see more,
I'm not even bothering to consider them official, just a WOTC brainfart.
WOTC just slapped them into the sourcebook for no reason, no justification. Hell, WEG actually made an effort to justify the
various stormtrooper types such as seatroopers, spacetroopers,
etc by providing them with a background history, and a description
of their equipment.
Not so with these mythical "Assault troopers" that WOTC claims exists.
I said WEG has a history of making shit up without researching prior sources--are you going to claim this isn't true? A lot of their stuff is bullshit.
WOTC is even worse. They took the deckplans WEG commissioned for
a Nebulon B frigate and tried to pass it off as "typical starship deck plans"
in "Starships of the Galaxy".
Fucking idiots, a Nebulon B is not a "typical" starship, it is a very
unique starship, due to it's very narrow profile. That would be
like fucking claiming that the control room on a SSN is a typical
naval CIC.
You failed to prove that any of WoTC's shit has any influence on the existance of Assault Troopers
Where have we seen them other than WOTC? Oh yeah, they're like
that bullshit 8km executor, never seen anywhere outside WEG.
Illuminatus Primus wrote:
Stormtroopers on Tattooine? No shock-troop duty. Rather, they were doing the search for contraband type activities. Much like forces in Iraq or Afghanistan are doing in the countryside.
They were specifically deployed to Tatooine to look for
the droids, much as US Special forces were deployed to
look for SCUDs during Gulf War I. In case you didn't watch
ANH, I'll recap it for you.
We don't see Stormtroopers on Tatooine until they arrive
to look for the Droids. They appear at the escape pods,
then follow the trail of the droids, blasting the Jawas to
bits, and then wasting the Lars.
Certainly not indicative of garrison troops, who have
to deal with the locals the rest of the time, and avoid
pissing them off.
Stormtroopers on the Death Star--seemingly the vast majority of the security. Nope, not shock troops
Gee, maybe it's because the Death Star was to be the
Emperor's new terror weapon? Capable of destroying
entire planets in a single shot, yadda yadda yadda.
Why the fuck do you think Palpie had Vader assigned to the
Death Star for most of ANH? To give Tarkin handjobs with
the Force?
Fuck no, Vader and the Stormtroopers both reported directly
to Palpatine, and to no one else. The perfect control on
an ambitious Grand Moff, to keep him from seizing control
of the Battlestation and becoming Warlord Tarkin.
Stormtroopers at Bespin--garrison/security troops for Vader's trap. Not shock troop duty.
Garrison my ass, they seized Bespin the moment Vader gave the order.
Stormtroopers at Endor--elaborate trap for Rebel commando squad. Scout Troopers are mere security and patrol forces. Not shock troops.
Fucking fool, were you asleep when the Emperor was giving his speech
about an "entire legion of my best troops" being on Endor, and when the
Ewoks showed Han the backdoor to the shield generator, allowing
them to bypass the main body of Stormtroopers? For fucks' sake, you
don't deploy AT-ATs for mere patrol duty, or did you miss the scene
where the AT-AT is lumbering up to the platform with Skywalker inside?
Only once in the Trilogy do Stormtroopers appear to have the same role as Clonetroopers. And that was a special-force assault unit of the Stormtroopers. Clearly their primary role in the canon movies was not crack shock troop duty.
And we used Special Forces in 1991 to hunt scuds instead of doing the
jobs they had trained for, and in 2001 to do urban pacification and
garrison duty in Afghanistan By your standards, US Special Forces
should be classed as garrison troops, rather than special shock troops
You forget that in every instance, they were used for tasks that required
a politically reliable arm of the military. Are you going to send the fucking
Imperial Army to look for the stolen plans for your super l33t battlestation
of Doom? No, you're going to use the brainwashed people who would
rather die for you than betray you.
Grow up Shep. You're a sore loser starting a pitiful vendetta that does not even make sense.
Hahahah, thanks for the fucking laugh. You're the one with crackpot points
of view. You have this goddamn vendetta against Tim Zahn, and anyone
who suggests that the Star Wars galaxy isn't all-powerful and all-explored.
You do amazing leaps of logic that presuppose that the Star Wars galaxy
has had class 0.5 hyperdrives for 25,000 years, and that not one shred
of information has not been lost in the violent upheavals such as the
Great Hyperspace War and the Sith War.