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1) You know more about Star Wars than George Lucas


... come on guys, let's start a list here. I swear, sometimes when reading these threads I can't help but feel like an uber-dork, especially when I know where you're going to cite from.

2. When you feel the need to start "list" threads like this.



Seriously, I personally think threads like these are pretty lame...

Not to mention your No. 1 sounds more like a whiny character attack.

3) You think that Black Metal musicians are in fact Yuuzhan Vong.
4) You played the "Wing Commander" games just because Mike Hamill were in them.
5) You go to a gun store and notice if any of the weapons bear even a passing resemblance to even the most obscure weapons used in Star Wars.

6). You have the urge to shout out 'This is red five, I'm going in!' while beggining a bombing run. (Well hey, I had that urge several times. )

... You accidently call your friends car an Incom Mustang convertible...

You keep mistaking the Freemasons for the Sith.

When you think that threads like this have any important meaning...

When you try to Force pull the TV remote instead of getting up.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Seriously, I personally think threads like these are pretty lame...

Not to mention your No. 1 sounds more like a whiny character attack

Thank you Spanky.

I groan heavily whenever I see one of these. It is really just spam.

you actually waste your time reading this thread?????

you fantisize about



































Jabba the hut and what he was gonna do with leia

darthdavid wrote:you fantisize about


Jabba the hut and what he was gonna do with leia

I've NEVER fantasized about that! I've fantasized about killing Jabba and taking over the leash though

Simon H.Johansen wrote:4) You played the "Wing Commander" games just because Mike Hamill were in them.

You correct other members mistake when you see they`ve mispelled Mark Hamill`s name.

You believe that Strom Thurmond is in fact Emperor Palpatine.

darthdavid wrote:you fantisize about
Jabba the hut and what he was gonna do with leia

This requires a link to that pictures from the RotJ manga.

ROLFMAO

DPDarkPrimus wrote:

darthdavid wrote:you fantisize about
Jabba the hut and what he was gonna do with leia

This requires a link to that pictures from the RotJ manga.

Plese don`t post a link to it,just the idea of this tub of lard doing something sexual makes me puke.

Montcalm wrote:

DPDarkPrimus wrote:

darthdavid wrote:you fantisize about
Jabba the hut and what he was gonna do with leia

This requires a link to that pictures from the RotJ manga.

Plese don`t post a link to it,just the idea of this tub of lard doing something sexual makes me puke.

It's not sexual. It's just funny looking.

By his layout on screen, wouldn't he crush his errm well you know.

...when somebody busts your balls about making threads like these.

...when you try to dimember somone's arm by repeatedly hitting thier arm with a cardboard tube.

...when you kiss your sister and feign ignorance later

...when someone calls you a 'scruffy looking nerf herder', you take offense to the scruffy looking remark.

...when you try to use a Jedi mind trick to get out of a speeding ticket.

...when you refer to MPs as Imperial Officers and city Police officers as CorSec.

...when you can relate a moment in any movie to Star Wars.

...when you can make a Star Wars reference more than once a day.

When you whip out your cock to urinate (or do other things...) you can't help but mutter underneath your breath, "Look at the size of that thing!" ala Wedge Antilles.

DPDarkPrimus wrote:

Montcalm wrote:

DPDarkPrimus wrote: This requires a link to that pictures from the RotJ manga.

Plese don`t post a link to it,just the idea of this tub of lard doing something sexual makes me puke.

It's not sexual. It's just funny looking.

Here we go....

Wild Karrde wrote:

DPDarkPrimus wrote:

Montcalm wrote: Plese don`t post a link to it,just the idea of this tub of lard doing something sexual makes me puke.

It's not sexual. It's just funny looking.

Here we go....

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I saw people with this look on their face when they have an orgasm.

Montcalm wrote:

Wild Karrde wrote:

DPDarkPrimus wrote: It's not sexual. It's just funny looking.

Here we go....

[img]Snip[/img]

I saw people with this look on their face when they have an orgasm.

Jabba or Leia?

When you look at the horizon and get a mental picture of an orbital bombardment..the green flashes of energy, and the resulting burning atmosphere, and burst of superheated rock and vapor....so beautiful.