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In hommage to the Jaina Solo is a slut threat "Who do you think or do you know popped each character's cherry?"

For Leia, I'm suspecting it was probably Han Solo. I can't be sure, was there any reference that she had a boyfriend before? She was always engaged in affairs of state from a young age.

Winter may have had time for one, but it seems very unlikely as she's probably more dedicated than Leia.

Do you suspect Mara Jade got it on with Emperor Palpatine perhaps? Or was she ever ordered to sleep with a certain someone or three?

For Leia, I'm suspecting it was probably Han Solo. I can't be sure, was there any reference that she had a boyfriend before? She was always engaged in affairs of state from a young age.

I don't know, Leia never ever struck me as a virgin.

Do you suspect Mara Jade got it on with Emperor Palpatine perhaps? Or was she ever ordered to sleep with a certain someone or three?

Maybe not the Emperor (uber-ick), but there's no way she's a virgin when we first meet her.

I`m sure Leia was a virgin as far as being with Men is concerned there was some fluff tht she and Winter well

Mara probably screwed Talon Karrde, though I wouldn't know of anyone else before that.

On people who aren't there let's see.

Luke probably did it with one of his Mos Eisley Buddies.
Han seems like the kind of guy who would have done it with either a prostitute first.
Lando probably did it in high school.
Lobot is the kind of guy that has chicks crawling all over him, if just to have him do their taxes for free.
Mon Mothma probably did a bunch of people to advance her political cause.
I don't know how Mon Calamari do it, so I won't go anywhere with Ackbar
Chewbacca probably had a wife before they enslaved him, and was probably very monogamus and law abiding untill he fell in with Solo.
And, finally, it was probably Watto, one of the Hutts, or one of the Hutt's slavemaster who first took Anakin's mother, if she isn't a virgin.

Daala got through the Imperial Academy. She must of had to fucked half the people there. There's a reason they kept her on Carida, and it certainly had to do with the fact that she was female, just not the way KJA intended.

Trytostaydead wrote:
Do you suspect Mara Jade got it on with Emperor Palpatine perhaps? Or was she ever ordered to sleep with a certain someone or three?

Brings new meaning to the title "The Emperor's Hand." heh.

Lord_Xerxes wrote:

Trytostaydead wrote:
Do you suspect Mara Jade got it on with Emperor Palpatine perhaps? Or was she ever ordered to sleep with a certain someone or three?

Brings new meaning to the title "The Emperor's Hand." heh.

The Emperor had many "Hands"... sounds fun

Uhh, one of the "Hands" was said to have had a child from the Emperor, can't remember which one, but I think it turned out to be fake.

Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:Uhh, one of the "Hands" was said to have had a child from the Emperor, can't remember which one, but I think it turned out to be fake.

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Hutts are gastropods....Holy shit, Jabba fucked himself!

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Hutts are gastropods....Holy shit, Jabba fucked himself!

That suprised me too.

Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Hutts are gastropods....Holy shit, Jabba fucked himself!

That suprised me too.

Also they are hermaphroditic, withgender being attributed to the personality.

So technically if Jabba hung around a large number of hutt Males and there were no females for some time, its possible he could undergoe a natural RuPaul, become Female, and be fully equipped to handle the male Hutts.

Of course that might not be the exact way hutt Hermaphrodism works but im guessing it is.

Generally, an individual has both sets at once. However, there are some species of fish that switch sex.

Howedar wrote:Generally, an individual has both sets at once. However, there are some species of fish that switch sex.

Such as clownfish and wrasses, the Fanboy is a student of Marine Biology of course. Which is why I brought up the gender switching variation.

Hutts have low birthrates, the gender switching would be an adaptation because species with low birthrates tend to be scarce in numbers. If you look at fish that live in the sparse sandy benthic levels you find that the organisms down there need to travel wide distances in order to feed and mate.

In the ANH radio drama, there's an Imperial officer trying to woo Leia before the events of the movie begin. I wouldn't be surprised if she'd done it before ANH.

But really, it hardly matters.

Sex is a great political tool.

Leia was a politician.

You do the math.

And can anybody else just imagine Emperor Palpatine getting on the holonet and, with a pen in hand, saying to the entire galaxy "I did not have sexual relations with that wookiee..."

Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:Uhh, one of the "Hands" was said to have had a child from the Emperor, can't remember which one, but I think it turned out to be fake.

Roganda Ismaren. The fake son was Irek.

YT300000 wrote:

Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:Uhh, one of the "Hands" was said to have had a child from the Emperor, can't remember which one, but I think it turned out to be fake.

Roganda Ismaren. The fake son was Irek.

Sounds right. I found that information out second-hand (i didn't read the damn book), and I wasn't sure.