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The Superlaser
Posted: 2003-09-22 12:24pm
by MrAnderson
Layman question here.
Assuming you actually built a Death Star and fired it at a planet. Would the SL actually blow up the planet or would the beam blast right through the planet and keep on going?
Posted: 2003-09-22 12:51pm
by Howedar
This is perhaps the dumbest question I've seen all day: we've seen exactly what happens when the Death Star fires at a planet. The planet blows up.
And this belongs in PSW.
Posted: 2003-09-22 12:54pm
by Sharp-kun
Go watch Star Wars.
Posted: 2003-09-22 01:01pm
by MrAnderson
I see we have a couple of fucking morons here.
So SW is now an example of real world physics?
I want to know what would happen in the REAL WORLD if you fired a high energy beam like that at a planet.
Posted: 2003-09-22 01:03pm
by Sharp-kun
MrAnderson wrote:I want to know what would happen in the REAL WORLD if you fired a high energy beam like that at a planet.
But if you built an exact copy of the Death Star, you would be making a weapon capable of doing exactly what happened in the film. The result would be the same.
Posted: 2003-09-22 01:03pm
by Ender
MrAnderson wrote:I see we have a couple of fucking morons here.
I just see the one: You.
Let me put this slowly for you:
If
You
Overcome
The
Gravitational
Binding
Energy
Of
A
Planet
It
Will
Explode.
Posted: 2003-09-22 01:06pm
by MrAnderson
Ender wrote:MrAnderson wrote:I see we have a couple of fucking morons here.
I just see the one: You.
Let me put this slowly for you:
If
You
Overcome
The
Gravitational
Binding
Energy
Of
A
Planet
It
Will
Explode.
BUT
ONLY
IF
THE
PLANET
SOMEHOW
HOLDS
ALL
THAT
ENERGY
.
A
PLANET
IS
NOT
A
BATTERY.
Posted: 2003-09-22 01:08pm
by MrAnderson
Sharp-kun wrote:MrAnderson wrote:I want to know what would happen in the REAL WORLD if you fired a high energy beam like that at a planet.
But if you built an exact copy of the Death Star, you would be making a weapon capable of doing exactly what happened in the film. The result would be the same.
So you are admitting that the Superlaser of the Deathstar (or something in the Deathstar) does something to cause a planet to explode beyond just putting out the necesary energy.
Posted: 2003-09-22 01:09pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
USE.
PHYSICS.
NOT.
FEELINGS.
Posted: 2003-09-22 01:10pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
MrAnderson wrote:Sharp-kun wrote:MrAnderson wrote:I want to know what would happen in the REAL WORLD if you fired a high energy beam like that at a planet.
But if you built an exact copy of the Death Star, you would be making a weapon capable of doing exactly what happened in the film. The result would be the same.
So you are admitting that the Superlaser of the Deathstar (or something in the Deathstar) does something to cause a planet to explode beyond just putting out the necesary energy.
It blows it up. That's all.
Posted: 2003-09-22 01:10pm
by Sharp-kun
MrAnderson wrote:Sharp-kun wrote:MrAnderson wrote:I want to know what would happen in the REAL WORLD if you fired a high energy beam like that at a planet.
But if you built an exact copy of the Death Star, you would be making a weapon capable of doing exactly what happened in the film. The result would be the same.
So you are admitting that the Superlaser of the Deathstar (or something in the Deathstar) does something to cause a planet to explode beyond just putting out the necesary energy.
Not at all. I'm merely answering your question.
You asked what a DS superlaser would do to a planet if we were to build one.
If you were to build a DS like in the movies, the planet would explode.
Posted: 2003-09-22 01:11pm
by Ender
MrAnderson wrote:Ender wrote:MrAnderson wrote:I see we have a couple of fucking morons here.
I just see the one: You.
Let me put this slowly for you:
If
You
Overcome
The
Gravitational
Binding
Energy
Of
A
Planet
It
Will
Explode.
BUT
ONLY
IF
THE
PLANET
SOMEHOW
HOLDS
ALL
THAT
ENERGY
.
A
PLANET
IS
NOT
A
BATTERY.
You are truely one dumb son of a bitch. Go look up what gravitational Binding Energy is you waste of cells. Its something that the SL has to overcome, not energy in the planet.
Posted: 2003-09-22 01:22pm
by MrAnderson
Ender wrote:MrAnderson wrote:Ender wrote:I just see the one: You.
Let me put this slowly for you:
If
You
Overcome
The
Gravitational
Binding
Energy
Of
A
Planet
It
Will
Explode.
BUT
ONLY
IF
THE
PLANET
SOMEHOW
HOLDS
ALL
THAT
ENERGY
.
A
PLANET
IS
NOT
A
BATTERY.
You are truely one dumb son of a bitch. Go look up what gravitational Binding Energy is you waste of cells. Its something that the SL has to overcome, not energy in the planet.
Your the one being a fucking moron.
I am asking what is keeping that superlaser from just boring straight through the planet and out the otherside. Instead somehow the planet absorbs all of the energy and explodes from it.
So in reality what would happen?
Posted: 2003-09-22 01:28pm
by Ender
MrAnderson wrote:Ender wrote:MrAnderson wrote:
BUT
ONLY
IF
THE
PLANET
SOMEHOW
HOLDS
ALL
THAT
ENERGY
.
A
PLANET
IS
NOT
A
BATTERY.
You are truely one dumb son of a bitch. Go look up what gravitational Binding Energy is you waste of cells. Its something that the SL has to overcome, not energy in the planet.
Your the one being a fucking moron.
You just claimed that the planet has to hold the energy for the explosion, and I'm the idiot? And the word is "You
're".
I am asking what is keeping that superlaser from just boring straight through the planet and out the otherside. Instead somehow the planet absorbs all of the energy and explodes from it.
So in reality what would happen?
So, do you have an inability to read or something? I already answered this, and you responded that a planet is not a battery.
Apply enough energy to overcome the GBE of a planet, it will explode. That is what keeps it from boring through the other side you nitwit.
Posted: 2003-09-22 01:31pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
Those quotes need to be edited. There is no reason why people should have to scroll through all of that junk just to get to the exchange on the bottom.
Posted: 2003-09-22 01:37pm
by Darth Wong
In order for the beam to punch through the planet and come out the other side, there must be a tunnel through the planet which is transparent to the beam. Unless superdense plasma is transparent to the beam, the material in the beam's path will not be evacuated quickly enough to create this transparent tunnel before the beam has finished pouring more than enough energy into its mass to destroy the planet.
As an aside, the Alderaan effect might have been altered by the presence of a planetary shield which dispersed the beam over the entire facing hemisphere (and then some) before penetration. A regular planet might blow up in a different geometrical pattern.
Posted: 2003-09-22 01:39pm
by FTeik
As far as i understood it the Superlaser heats up the material of the planets core (and the matter inbetween), resulting in a huge expansion of said vaporized material, what blows the planet apart.
Posted: 2003-09-22 02:16pm
by Arthur_Tuxedo
Darth Wong wrote:In order for the beam to punch through the planet and come out the other side, there must be a tunnel through the planet which is transparent to the beam. Unless superdense plasma is transparent to the beam, the material in the beam's path will not be evacuated quickly enough to create this transparent tunnel before the beam has finished pouring more than enough energy into its mass to destroy the planet.
As an aside, the Alderaan effect might have been altered by the presence of a planetary shield which dispersed the beam over the entire facing hemisphere (and then some) before penetration. A regular planet might blow up in a different geometrical pattern.
So without a planetary shield, the planet would still explode but part of the beam would keep on going?
Posted: 2003-09-22 02:18pm
by Ender
Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:Darth Wong wrote:In order for the beam to punch through the planet and come out the other side, there must be a tunnel through the planet which is transparent to the beam. Unless superdense plasma is transparent to the beam, the material in the beam's path will not be evacuated quickly enough to create this transparent tunnel before the beam has finished pouring more than enough energy into its mass to destroy the planet.
As an aside, the Alderaan effect might have been altered by the presence of a planetary shield which dispersed the beam over the entire facing hemisphere (and then some) before penetration. A regular planet might blow up in a different geometrical pattern.
So without a planetary shield, the planet would still explode but part of the beam would keep on going?
No, more like the presence of rings is explained by the shield's net angular momentum and that the early expolsions were likely do to the shield generators going off under the strain. Atleast that's my read.
Posted: 2003-09-22 06:44pm
by Admiral Johnason
MrAnderson wrote:I see we have a couple of fucking morons here.
So SW is now an example of real world physics?
I want to know what would happen in the REAL WORLD if you fired a high energy beam like that at a planet.
From what I put together, you think that that big gun is a laser. It is not. It fires a massive volley of subatomic particle called lexons that cause fission. It basically just acts as a giant chain-reation machine.
He asked a layman qusetion, so I gave him a layman answer. I don't think he could hadle all of the actual info.
Posted: 2003-09-22 06:47pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Admiral Johnason wrote:From what I put together, you think that that big gun is a laser. It is not. It fires a massive volley of subatomic particle called lexons that cause fission. It basically just acts as a giant chain-reation machine.
No, its a giant ray gun. It's whatever a normal Star Wars laser is except
bigger. Not a Mysterious Chain Reaction as you and some others like to place it as.
EDIT: I mean FFS we saw
the exact same laser in AOTC except smaller. Unless you think that's a giant chain-reaction machine too.
[Obi-Wan]Use your brain, think![/Obi-Wan]
Posted: 2003-09-22 07:00pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
....
Johansen, that's what DarkStar thinks the fucking thing is.
Jesus Christ, you are such a fucking perpetual n00b...
Posted: 2003-09-22 07:01pm
by CmdrWilkens
Admiral Johnason wrote:MrAnderson wrote:I see we have a couple of fucking morons here.
So SW is now an example of real world physics?
I want to know what would happen in the REAL WORLD if you fired a high energy beam like that at a planet.
From what I put together, you think that that big gun is a laser. It is not. It fires a massive volley of subatomic particle called lexons that cause fission. It basically just acts as a giant chain-reation machine.
Please tell me that was a joke response.
Posted: 2003-09-22 07:02pm
by Illuminatus Primus
Admiral Johnason wrote:MrAnderson wrote:I see we have a couple of fucking morons here.
So SW is now an example of real world physics?
I want to know what would happen in the REAL WORLD if you fired a high energy beam like that at a planet.
From what I put together, you think that that big gun is a laser. It is not. It fires a massive volley of subatomic particle called lexons that cause fission. It basically just acts as a giant chain-reation machine.
He asked a layman qusetion, so I gave him a layman answer. I don't think he could hadle all of the actual info.
Could you do worse, perpetual newb? Have you ever read Mike's site, or paid attention
at all?
Posted: 2003-09-22 07:14pm
by Howedar
Why haven't we VIed him yet?