Who would you LEAST like to write a SW book?

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-09-29 05:35pm

Well?

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-09-29 05:40pm

You could at least be nice and put an "all of the above" option.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-29 05:42pm

GK ugh Darkstar ugh KJA ugh

Saved bt Bell ugh ugh ugh

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-29 05:43pm

B&B ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh (ad infinitum)

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-09-29 05:46pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:You could at least be nice and put an "all of the above" option.

I thought about that, but realized that almost everyone would pick it. The poll is more fun if you have to decide from all these shitty writers as opposed to simply picking them all.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-09-29 05:53pm

Writers from saved by the bell?

You mean to tell me that someone actually wrote that crap!?!

Alright, back to the original poll...even though he's not listed I'll cast my vote for William Shatner.

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-09-29 06:00pm

Ugh.. ugh.. how can I choose.. ugh.. THEY'RE ALL HACKS AND IDIOTS AS BAD AS EACH OTHER!!! AIIIIIIEEEE!!

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-09-29 06:03pm

Oh, look at what you've done. You've driven EJ crazy...

It's ok, EJ. I can't decide either. GK wouldn't "lower" himself to write for SW. *ugh* KJA is just.... well, the words are too vulgar.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2002-09-29 06:11pm

too many choices .....

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-09-29 06:14pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:Oh, look at what you've done. You've driven EJ crazy...

It's ok, EJ. I can't decide either. GK wouldn't "lower" himself to write for SW. *ugh* KJA is just.... well, the words are too vulgar.

This Stardestroyer.net there are no words too vulgar to be hurled at the greatest hack ever to publish a Star Wars novel.

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2002-09-29 06:42pm

Hasn't Mr. Hubbard been dead for some time?

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-09-29 06:51pm

Raxmei wrote:Hasn't Mr. Hubbard been dead for some time?

He'd probably write better sci-fi that way

Needa · Post by **Needa** » 2002-09-29 07:23pm

The writers of Saved by the Bell

Forgive me for my lack of knowledge, but what is it? I can't believe it's worst than "Portal", GK fan fic...

You mean it's possible to have a thing that creates a new definition of CRAP???
Please, tell me that's not true...

nightmare · Post by **nightmare** » 2002-09-29 07:32pm

I'd rather pick "all of the above" like Kelly suggests. But if I have to chose just one..

Graham Kennedy. It's one thing to write that Star Trek would win, but that fanfic is also horribly badly written.

The plot sucks. The characters are nothing like they should be, not even remotely. There's no character development. The descriptions suck. The poor excuse of action sucks. In fact, it's so bad that I can't write how bad it is, save for copy and paste from it, and I have nothing so strongly against anyone on this board that I would want to sacrifice everyone else's sanity, including my own, by posting it. I barely survived when I read a small part of it.. I have no wish to go there again. Even Star Destroyer Rampant is a magnitude better than that.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-09-29 08:20pm

Graham Kennedy. Because he takes B & B's crap and twists it worse then DarkStar. The award goes too him.

Doomriser · Post by **Doomriser** » 2002-09-29 09:16pm

I was hard pressed until I saw Graham Kennedy as an option. That just made it too easy. Nothing I have ever seen is as bad as "Portal" and I have reviewed a lot of T.V. shows.

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2002-09-29 09:34pm

Darkstar.

Or the guy who had the site that thought the Empire was pre-Enterprise tech level (and rated Sw weapons in the joule/kilojoule range)

Or the dudes who wrote the Star Wars Holiday special

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2002-09-29 09:35pm

Doomriser wrote:I was hard pressed until I saw Graham Kennedy as an option. That just made it too easy. Nothing I have ever seen is as bad as "Portal" and I have reviewed a lot of T.V. shows.

What about the SW Holiday Special?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-09-29 09:51pm

If GK or DarkStar wrote a SW book, they'll make the Empire weak.
We all know how KJA would write, as well as B&B: Bad

I'd go with B&B. The concept of consistency doesn't exist to them.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-09-29 09:57pm

Connor MacLeod wrote:
Doomriser wrote:I was hard pressed until I saw Graham Kennedy as an option. That just made it too easy. Nothing I have ever seen is as bad as "Portal" and I have reviewed a lot of T.V. shows.
What about the SW Holiday Special?

Portal makes it look like a work of genius.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-29 09:58pm

Can you give me a link to that? I wanna see if it really deserves the lashings it gets.

Smalleyjedi · Post by **Smalleyjedi** » 2002-09-29 10:23pm

you mean you WANT to turn your brain to mush? Im still recovering and i just skimmed.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-09-29 10:27pm

IG-88E wrote:Can you give me a link to that? I wanna see if it really deserves the lashings it gets.

http://www.ditl.org/. I won't post a more direct link than that. And for your own sake, just trust us. It does indeed deserve the ridicule it regularly recieves.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-29 10:29pm

now reading...

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-09-29 10:37pm

eh, just a dumbass misguided trektard. nothing special about him.