Who would you most like to see write a Star Wars book?
Posted: 2002-09-29 10:28pm
No poll, just give some names.
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David WeberDurran Korr wrote:No poll, just give some names.
Wow, have you actually met the man? Sure sounds like it.Cyril wrote:If Orson Prick Card touches SW, I will be forced to kill him and amputate whatever he touched. The man works very well in his own universes, but he is NOT getting SW.
Asimov, if he was alive.
I still like Card's books.Kelly Antilles wrote:Wow, have you actually met the man? Sure sounds like it.Cyril wrote:If Orson Prick Card touches SW, I will be forced to kill him and amputate whatever he touched. The man works very well in his own universes, but he is NOT getting SW.
Asimov, if he was alive.
Card would never be asked to work in the SW universe. Mainly because he has vehemently spoken out against Lucas and the whole series. Like Cyril says, Orson is a PRICK.
Hm, I 'd like to see Peter David give it a chance. I think he could do wonders with it..
There's nothing wrong with recognizing quality work when you see it.Eleas wrote: * David Weber (yeah, that's right, I'm a copycat. So sue me. Honor rules!)
A partisan statement, to be sure. And an accurate one.Stormbringer wrote:There's nothing wrong with recognizing quality work when you see it.Eleas wrote: * David Weber (yeah, that's right, I'm a copycat. So sue me. Honor rules!)
Indeed. It is the unadultered truth.Eleas wrote:A partisan statement, to be sure. And an accurate one.Stormbringer wrote:There's nothing wrong with recognizing quality work when you see it.Eleas wrote: * David Weber (yeah, that's right, I'm a copycat. So sue me. Honor rules!)
I'd give my left nut to do a SW novel, especially after seeing some of the crap that gets put out in the EU.Ted wrote:STRAVO!!!!!!
Probably religious differences. He is a very devout Moromon and seems to be getting more and more so. I'd wager it's a difference about the moral messages.Stravo wrote: I'm interested to know just what Card has said about SW, I've read his Ender books and I've LOVED every single one...I'd just like to know what he has against GL.
Um, George has made ten times as much money on his movies than Orson has ever thought of? Let me see if I can find his review of Episode 2...Stravo wrote:I'd give my left nut to do a SW novel, especially after seeing some of the crap that gets put out in the EU.Ted wrote:STRAVO!!!!!!
I'm interested to know just what Card has said about SW, I've read his Ender books and I've LOVED every single one...I'd just like to know what he has against GL.
See what I mean?Orson Scott Card wrote:
(Written May 20, 2002 for the Rhinocerous Times)
How bad is Attack of the Clones?
Well, I have friends whose little kids actually liked the movie, and my eight-year-old didn't hate it, so it's not a total loss.
But the special effects are surprisingly blurry and ineffective, especially after having just seen "Spiderman." Apparently shooting a movie in high-definition digital video only works if you also project it onto the screen as HD video.
I have to give the actors credit -- there were moments when they actually made me overlook the excruciating badness of the dialogue and enjoy their performances.
But nothing could overcome the mind-numbing boredom of watching meeting after meeting, in which people sit around and discuss trivial and obscure points that we never understand or care about.
Even when something "emotional" happens, it's almost an afterthought. Suddenly, quite late in the movie, Anakin has a dream about his mother and then takes off to save her, only to arrive too late, whereupon he ... embraces the dark side of the force.
Ludicrously enough, Natalie Portman's character, after Anakin tells her the atrocities he committed, marries him anyway without even a hint of soul-searching on her part.
Both the science and the magic have no meaningful rules. Sometimes the technology can detect minute intrusions; sometimes whole spacecraft can enter a planet's atmosphere undetected.
Sometimes Jedis can jump from tall buildings without harm and sense the presence of worms in another room, but other times a big hulking warrior can sneak right up behind them.
And even though it's cool watching Yoda in a swordfight at the end, it's just infuriating that Anakin and Obiwan are so injured that they can't move and Yoda has to go to silly lengths to protect them -- until the moment the fight ends, whereupon they jump right up.
I don't know of a science fiction writer so bad that he or she couldn't have done a better job on coming up with a plausible story than this one. Science fiction doesn't have to be bad. That's George Lucas's own achievement.
Filmmakers really ought to be prevented from sticking closely to stories they thought up before they turned ten.