Galactic Civil service jobs you would least want...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-10 03:50am

Ok, let's face it, someone has to do the jobs even if the driods do most of the work....

AdmiralTDM · Post by **AdmiralTDM** » 2004-01-10 09:11am

I wouldnt wanna be the guy that scraped the pieces of people off the walls of starcruisers after the stromies hit or somthing...

Bertie Wooster · Post by **Bertie Wooster** » 2004-01-10 10:10am

The Rancor-keeper had a pretty shitty job IMO. I'd hate to wake up everyday and have to feed and care for that rancor. I'd have such high blood pressure, and it's probably pretty smelly too.

*imagines Rancor flatulence*

Falcon · Post by **Falcon** » 2004-01-10 11:26am

Are you kidding? The dude LOVED taking care of the rancor. Unless those were tears of joy...

Tribun · Post by **Tribun** » 2004-01-10 11:51am

Well....being a worker on a trash barque seems to be a bad job.
Alternatively, the trash collectors on the Streetlevel of Coruscant are even more screwed...

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2004-01-10 11:53am

Cleaning up inertial compensator accidents.

Burak Gazan · Post by **Burak Gazan** » 2004-01-10 12:14pm

Gee, Admiral, wouldnt you just need a hose there?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-01-10 12:41pm

Bertie Wooster wrote:The Rancor-keeper had a pretty shitty job IMO. I'd hate to wake up everyday and have to feed and care for that rancor. I'd have such high blood pressure, and it's probably pretty smelly too.

*imagines Rancor flatulence*

The worste part of his job was using the pooper scooper.

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2004-01-10 01:29pm

Deliverer of Bad News to the Emperor.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-10 01:33pm

Dammit we lost another maintenance driod to the diogana and the mynocks, you go down into the sewers and fix things.

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » 2004-01-10 01:39pm

The guy who has to clean out the trash compacters would hate life.

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2004-01-10 01:54pm

Air traffic controller for Coruscant

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-10 02:07pm

yeah, that would be a high stress situation.....

nightmare · Post by **nightmare** » 2004-01-10 02:08pm

Hutt loveslave.

EDIT - post 500, finally. Unless more stuff gets deleted or moved out.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-10 02:17pm

nightmare wrote:Hutt loveslave.

That's definatly private secotor, we're talking government jobs...

on the other hand Galactic Census taker.

*knocks on door*
*Eye pops out*
<what the fuck do you want>
<I'm with the Galactic Census we are doing our century count of the Empire, Mr. J. Hutt, could you answer a few questions....>

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-10 02:19pm

Of course for Ghost Rider

Imperial Revunue Service:
Look, you just can't deduct deadly nerve toxins, high grade explosives, and enough weapons to finance a small army as a "legitamate business expense"

nightmare · Post by **nightmare** » 2004-01-10 02:56pm

Okay, how about Emperor's concubine. That's definitely a government job. Although you could argue that Jabba was the government on Tatooine..

TIE Pilot - expendable.

Droid cleaner. Imagine being a PA to C-3PO..

Planetary Security. Gotta suck to hunt spice smugglers, alien killers, junkies and whatnot.

COMPNOR official, prolly hated by all.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-01-10 02:58pm

Probably something involving cleaning up/policing the lowest levels of Coruscant, assuming that they even bother to do so.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-01-10 03:41pm

The Imperial IRS.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-01-10 05:06pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Cleaning up inertial compensator accidents.

*ouch*

Break out the Steam Hose!

Anyways, I'd say a sucky job is TIE Fighter pilot. No Shields, everyone who isn't actively trying to kill you doesn't really give a shit whether they accidentally kill you, not to mention having to dodge multi-kilometer capital ships, engine exhausts, weapons fire, etc...

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2004-01-10 05:10pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Anyways, I'd say a sucky job is TIE Fighter pilot. No Shields, everyone who isn't actively trying to kill you doesn't really give a shit whether they accidentally kill you, not to mention having to dodge multi-kilometer capital ships, engine exhausts, weapons fire, etc...

They aren't civil though.

Bringing Emperor Palpatine's dinner or his chef.~Jason

Darth Mall · Post by **Darth Mall** » 2004-01-10 05:56pm

Soontir C'boath wrote: Bringing Emperor Palpatine's dinner or his chef.~Jason

No that would be Vader's chef.

"I thought I told you no peas *force grip*"

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-10 06:14pm

being the emperor's messenger boy. sure, the phrase don't shoot the messenger applies in theory, but would anyone actually listen?

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2004-01-10 06:24pm

Darth Mall wrote:"I thought I told you no peas *force grip*"

Electrocution is worse in my opinion.~Jason

Darth Mall · Post by **Darth Mall** » 2004-01-10 07:07pm

Maybe, but IMO Vader angers faster, so he would get madder over more "trivial" things

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Galactic Civil service jobs you would least want...

Galactic Civil service jobs you would least want...

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