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Ok, let's face it, someone has to do the jobs even if the driods do most of the work....

I wouldnt wanna be the guy that scraped the pieces of people off the walls of starcruisers after the stromies hit or somthing...

The Rancor-keeper had a pretty shitty job IMO. I'd hate to wake up everyday and have to feed and care for that rancor. I'd have such high blood pressure, and it's probably pretty smelly too.

*imagines Rancor flatulence*

Are you kidding? The dude LOVED taking care of the rancor. Unless those were tears of joy...

Well....being a worker on a trash barque seems to be a bad job.
Alternatively, the trash collectors on the Streetlevel of Coruscant are even more screwed...

Cleaning up inertial compensator accidents.

Gee, Admiral, wouldnt you just need a hose there?

Bertie Wooster wrote:The Rancor-keeper had a pretty shitty job IMO. I'd hate to wake up everyday and have to feed and care for that rancor. I'd have such high blood pressure, and it's probably pretty smelly too.

*imagines Rancor flatulence*

The worste part of his job was using the pooper scooper.

Deliverer of Bad News to the Emperor.

Dammit we lost another maintenance driod to the diogana and the mynocks, you go down into the sewers and fix things.

The guy who has to clean out the trash compacters would hate life.

Air traffic controller for Coruscant

yeah, that would be a high stress situation.....

Hutt loveslave.

EDIT - post 500, finally. Unless more stuff gets deleted or moved out.

nightmare wrote:Hutt loveslave.

That's definatly private secotor, we're talking government jobs...

on the other hand Galactic Census taker.

*knocks on door*
*Eye pops out*
<what the fuck do you want>
<I'm with the Galactic Census we are doing our century count of the Empire, Mr. J. Hutt, could you answer a few questions....>

Of course for Ghost Rider

Imperial Revunue Service:
Look, you just can't deduct deadly nerve toxins, high grade explosives, and enough weapons to finance a small army as a "legitamate business expense"

Okay, how about Emperor's concubine. That's definitely a government job. Although you could argue that Jabba was the government on Tatooine..

TIE Pilot - expendable.

Droid cleaner. Imagine being a PA to C-3PO..

Planetary Security. Gotta suck to hunt spice smugglers, alien killers, junkies and whatnot.

COMPNOR official, prolly hated by all.

Probably something involving cleaning up/policing the lowest levels of Coruscant, assuming that they even bother to do so.

The Imperial IRS.

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Cleaning up inertial compensator accidents.

*ouch*

Break out the Steam Hose!

Anyways, I'd say a sucky job is TIE Fighter pilot. No Shields, everyone who isn't actively trying to kill you doesn't really give a shit whether they accidentally kill you, not to mention having to dodge multi-kilometer capital ships, engine exhausts, weapons fire, etc...

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Anyways, I'd say a sucky job is TIE Fighter pilot. No Shields, everyone who isn't actively trying to kill you doesn't really give a shit whether they accidentally kill you, not to mention having to dodge multi-kilometer capital ships, engine exhausts, weapons fire, etc...

They aren't civil though.

Bringing Emperor Palpatine's dinner or his chef.~Jason

Soontir C'boath wrote: Bringing Emperor Palpatine's dinner or his chef.~Jason

No that would be Vader's chef.

"I thought I told you no peas *force grip*"

being the emperor's messenger boy. sure, the phrase don't shoot the messenger applies in theory, but would anyone actually listen?

Darth Mall wrote:"I thought I told you no peas *force grip*"

Electrocution is worse in my opinion.~Jason

Maybe, but IMO Vader angers faster, so he would get madder over more "trivial" things