Now this is fucking blasphemy

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-04-27 07:00pm

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-04-27 07:03pm

That's got to be the worst Millenium Falcon I have ever seen.

I'll stick to my few MicroMachines I do have, thanks. And the "Action Fleet" stuff I got.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-04-27 07:24pm

that millenium falcon looks incredibly disproportionate.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2004-04-27 07:24pm

It's like a caricature...

Executor32 · Post by **Executor32** » 2004-04-27 07:36pm

Bah, they're little kids' toys, what else did you expect?

As for that Falcon, it's the first I've seen that's more disproportionate than the casing of the Millennium Falcon handheld game.

Icehawk · Post by **Icehawk** » 2004-04-27 07:40pm

Taking a que from SD Gundam I see.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-04-27 07:52pm

Executor32 wrote:Bah, they're little kids' toys, what else did you expect?

For them not to be made.

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » 2004-04-27 07:56pm

What the fuck is that? It looks like the Falcon's cockpit got a bad case of gigantism

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-04-27 08:09pm

They're kinda neat, actually.

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2004-04-27 08:38pm

Toys made for little kids, so they can enjoy Star Wars too? What a bunch of Assholes! Who the hell do they think they are?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-04-27 09:26pm

YT300000 wrote:
Executor32 wrote:Bah, they're little kids' toys, what else did you expect?
For them not to be made.

Oh, grow the fuck up...

Heaven forbid they make cute toys for little kids. I'll give you that the Falcon looks a little goofy, but some of those figures look pretty neat.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2004-04-27 09:33pm

The cockpit is probably giant so you can take off the window and stick the little guys in there. I'll buy a Chewie, he looks HILARIOUS.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-04-27 09:36pm

Too cute.

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2004-04-27 09:39pm

Check out the bottom-left corner of the Falcon box - "C'mon, Threepio. Do you think God came down from Heaven and stopped the blaster bolts?" BLAM!

Admiral Drason · Post by **Admiral Drason** » 2004-04-27 09:45pm

Whats the big deal their little kids toys?

Little kids dont care if the Falcon isnt to scale.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-04-27 10:01pm

I liked the Jango Fett one.

They look like something you'd stick on the back of a car.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-04-27 10:20pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
YT300000 wrote:
Executor32 wrote:Bah, they're little kids' toys, what else did you expect?
For them not to be made.
Oh, grow the fuck up...

Heaven forbid they make cute toys for little kids. I'll give you that the Falcon looks a little goofy, but some of those figures look pretty neat.

Pardon me if I'll heartily disagree.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2004-04-27 10:40pm

That is, without a doubt, the crappiest line of SW products ever. I'll stick with the old collectibles, thank you.

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2004-04-27 10:57pm

I prefer my Micromachines

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-04-27 11:07pm

Admiral Drason wrote:Whats the big deal their little kids toys?

Little kids dont care if the Falcon isnt to scale.

Although I don't like them, I don't see the harm of trying appeal to kids. The worst that could happen is the scale and proportion of the figures being declared canon.

"As you can see, the guns and sattelite as as big as the cockpit, which in turn is larger in height than the rest of the ship. This gives us a canon length of 6 meters, so you can take your lengths compiled by nonsense like "research" and shove it!"

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2004-04-27 11:55pm

Icehawk wrote:Taking a que from SD Gundam I see.

Indeed. Disproportional caricature toys are everywhere. I've also seen tanks. I think it's a Japanese thing.

Drooling Iguana · Post by **Drooling Iguana** » 2004-04-28 12:50am

I don't like the disproportionate Falcon, but the toys themselves look really cool. Especially the huge-fisted Chewbacca.

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2004-04-28 03:14am

i find it rather funny

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2004-04-28 04:30am

Drooling Iguana wrote:I don't like the disproportionate Falcon, but the toys themselves look really cool. Especially the huge-fisted Chewbacca.

I also like the tiny R2. It looks cute.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-04-28 09:41am

Darth_Zod wrote:that millenium falcon looks incredibly disproportionate.

Gives my trademarked phrase "What The Holy Flying Fuck Of Doom" a new , much more literary meaning...