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That's got to be the worst Millenium Falcon I have ever seen.

I'll stick to my few MicroMachines I do have, thanks. And the "Action Fleet" stuff I got.

that millenium falcon looks incredibly disproportionate.

It's like a caricature...

Bah, they're little kids' toys, what else did you expect?

As for that Falcon, it's the first I've seen that's more disproportionate than the casing of the Millennium Falcon handheld game.

Taking a que from SD Gundam I see.

Executor32 wrote:Bah, they're little kids' toys, what else did you expect?

For them not to be made.

What the fuck is that? It looks like the Falcon's cockpit got a bad case of gigantism

They're kinda neat, actually.

Toys made for little kids, so they can enjoy Star Wars too? What a bunch of Assholes! Who the hell do they think they are?

YT300000 wrote:

Executor32 wrote:Bah, they're little kids' toys, what else did you expect?

For them not to be made.

Oh, grow the fuck up...

Heaven forbid they make cute toys for little kids. I'll give you that the Falcon looks a little goofy, but some of those figures look pretty neat.

The cockpit is probably giant so you can take off the window and stick the little guys in there. I'll buy a Chewie, he looks HILARIOUS.

Too cute.

Check out the bottom-left corner of the Falcon box - "C'mon, Threepio. Do you think God came down from Heaven and stopped the blaster bolts?" BLAM!

Whats the big deal their little kids toys?

Little kids dont care if the Falcon isnt to scale.

I liked the Jango Fett one.

They look like something you'd stick on the back of a car.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:

YT300000 wrote:

Executor32 wrote:Bah, they're little kids' toys, what else did you expect?

For them not to be made.

Oh, grow the fuck up...

Heaven forbid they make cute toys for little kids. I'll give you that the Falcon looks a little goofy, but some of those figures look pretty neat.

Pardon me if I'll heartily disagree.

That is, without a doubt, the crappiest line of SW products ever. I'll stick with the old collectibles, thank you.

I prefer my Micromachines

Admiral Drason wrote:Whats the big deal their little kids toys?

Little kids dont care if the Falcon isnt to scale.

Although I don't like them, I don't see the harm of trying appeal to kids. The worst that could happen is the scale and proportion of the figures being declared canon.

"As you can see, the guns and sattelite as as big as the cockpit, which in turn is larger in height than the rest of the ship. This gives us a canon length of 6 meters, so you can take your lengths compiled by nonsense like "research" and shove it!"

Icehawk wrote:Taking a que from SD Gundam I see.

Indeed. Disproportional caricature toys are everywhere. I've also seen tanks. I think it's a Japanese thing.

I don't like the disproportionate Falcon, but the toys themselves look really cool. Especially the huge-fisted Chewbacca.

i find it rather funny

Drooling Iguana wrote:I don't like the disproportionate Falcon, but the toys themselves look really cool. Especially the huge-fisted Chewbacca.

I also like the tiny R2. It looks cute.

Darth_Zod wrote:that millenium falcon looks incredibly disproportionate.

Gives my trademarked phrase "What The Holy Flying Fuck Of Doom" a new , much more literary meaning...