Slashdot says: Episode 3 is "Birth of the Empire"

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Slashdot says: Episode 3 is "Birth of the Empire"

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Check it: And LO I can dress my links!!!

Theres surfing on lava. WTF? Is Lucasfilm trying to make an absurd, "hip", flashy action film. ugh.
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Well, it is a competitive market. You gotta wow them somehow.
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Dress your link.

Slashdot might be wrong, though. We'll find out in August, anyway.

As for the lava surfing thing, I don't really remember anything like that on TF.N's "Just the Facts" section, so for now I'll call BS.
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Post by Gandalf »

Not such a bad title.

Though I would have preferred Rise of The Empire.
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IIRC, in a chat a while ago, Rick McCallum said that the title WASN'T Birth of the Empire, which is a rumored title that has been floating around since Ep II came out.
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Observe that the Slashdot source is The Sun. I'm not ruling this all out, but I'm taking it with a big grain of salt.
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I'd have preferred Fall of the Jedi. It would work so well in parallel to Return of the Jedi. :wink:
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"Birth of the Empire" is a better sounding title than "Attack of the Clones". So it is an improvement.
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Super-Gagme wrote:I'd have preferred Fall of the Jedi. It would work so well in parallel to Return of the Jedi. :wink:
Perhaps it should mention both, that way you can get the whole saga from the titles.

Hmmm, there's a Phantom Menace. Now the Clones are Attacking. (Insert Ep3 title). Ok, now there's a New Hope. Oh no! The Empire is Striking Back. Luckily the Jedi have Returned.

Sounds stupid, but it makes sense to me.
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Post by Galvatron »

Revenge of the Sith is my choice. It contrasts well with Return of the Jedi and it illustrates that while "the Jedi don't seek revenge" (GL's reason for changing the title of ROTJ), the Sith do.

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I don't know, I like "Rise of the Empire" if that is indeed the central premise of the movie. It's better than "Birth of the Empire."

"Revenge of the Sith" is a good one.
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Post by Galvatron »

I want them to use "Sith" in a title. They already used "Empire" in TESB. It's time for the Sith to see their name in lights.

Besides, the storyline in Episode III basically represents the culmination of the Sith's millennia-old vendetta against the Jedi. The focus should be on them rather than the "Empire."
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Post by Kurgan »

Yeah right.

We all know it's going to be something like "The Robots of Death" or "Danger Jar Jar Binks!" or "The Day the Republic Ended" or "It Came From Beyond the Outer Rim" etc.


If it has the word's "Empire" "Rise", "Fall" or "Jedi" in it I don't believe it.

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Hmmm, a title describing what happens....

"Sith Lords Rule"

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Post by Gandalf »

This occurred to me while I was shopping, since Lucas likes old school names, how about:

Star Wars: Empire vs. Jedi.
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Either "Rise of the Empire" or "Revenge of the Sith" would be a better title.
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Admiral_K wrote:Either "Rise of the Empire" or "Revenge of the Sith" would be a better title.
Which is almost certinaly why they won't be picked. :P
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Surfing on rocks on lava, with the force controlling them life surf boards? i am going to be sick if this is true

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Yeah, like Elmer Fudd's dog going "Boo!" to Daffy Duck in the middle of a duck stadium then he gets to be peppered with popcorn and sodas! :lol:
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

"Birth of the Empire" doesn't sound that bad to me, although I'm think "Rise of the Sith/Empire" sounds better.
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I looked up the article in the Sun. I thought the title was "Page 3 Girl".
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Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

Gandalf wrote:This occurred to me while I was shopping, since Lucas likes old school names, how about:

Star Wars: Empire vs. Jedi.
That isn't at all an "old school" title, since it doesn't really at all reflect any evocation from 30s space opera serials.

I personally haven't had any problems with any of the past titles for the films.
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Post by Kurgan »

Ah but there's where you are wrong. Plenty of serials & old B-movies from the 1930's-40's (not just "space operas") include ____ vs. ____ in the title.

So you may have hit on something there...!
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Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

Except that B-movies aren't what Lucas is aiming to evoke with Star Wars: specifically he's doing 30s space opera serials (even more specifically it's Flash Gordon).

While the terms "B-movie" and "space opera" are occasionally related, they aren't interchangable.

So please switch off your smartass mode, you damn n00b purist.
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Admiral_K wrote:Either "Rise of the Empire" or "Revenge of the Sith" would be a better title.
I could have sworn that Revenge of the Sith was meant to Episdoe IIIs working title, or am I thinking of Revenge of the Jedi being VIs working title...or am I just imagining things? :?
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