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The Wookie has no pants
Posted: 2004-09-13 04:58pm
by Equinox2003
Did anybody ekse find this funny last night during A&E's Empire of Dreams? Mark Hamill was talking about how, on top of things that were
going wrong during the making of Star Wars some other things were
dropped on them, such as a memo asking Why does the Wookie have no
pants? should he at least wear something?
Posted: 2004-09-13 05:04pm
by Lex
wookies have so much fur, they are their own pants and clothing
Posted: 2004-09-13 05:04pm
by VT-16
Didn´t they try to design some stuff as well? Shorts or something? LOL
Posted: 2004-09-13 05:06pm
by Lex
VT-16 wrote:Didn´t they try to design some stuff as well? Shorts or something? LOL
"shorts"?
sorry, couldn't prevent
Posted: 2004-09-13 05:09pm
by VT-16
*Feels lost*
Posted: 2004-09-13 05:23pm
by Rogue 9
Wookiee. Its Wookiee, you numbskulls!
Posted: 2004-09-13 05:33pm
by Lex
wookies or wookiees?
Posted: 2004-09-13 05:42pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
Wookiees.
Jesus, this is starting to read like something from another dimension...
Posted: 2004-09-13 06:26pm
by Burak Gazan
Mind you, the little shot of Chewie wearing an overcoat out on the glacier in Norway was worth a chuckle or two
Posted: 2004-09-13 06:51pm
by CaptainChewbacca
I just got back to where I have cable, is this going to be rerun?
Posted: 2004-09-13 07:15pm
by Crazy Goji
I don't know about rerun, but I know it's going to be on the DVD.
Posted: 2004-09-13 07:44pm
by Techno_Union
Ya I saw, even taped it. Though there is no reason to... I'm gettin the DVDs when they came out. It was funny to hear how the actors pretty much all said to the lines, "Who talks like this?"
Posted: 2004-09-13 09:40pm
by Mark S
I couldn't believe how bad David Prowes sounded saying the Vader lines.
Posted: 2004-09-13 09:44pm
by Techno_Union
Mark S wrote:I couldn't believe how bad David Prowes sounded saying the Vader lines.
I don't want to believe it, I just want to forget it... quickly...
Posted: 2004-09-13 09:51pm
by The Cleric
Is the plural of "wookiee" "wooki"
?
Posted: 2004-09-14 12:26am
by Icehawk
Mark S wrote:I couldn't believe how bad David Prowes sounded saying the Vader lines.
I laughed my ass off when I saw that.
It makes the scene feel like a cheesy cosplay re-enactment.
Posted: 2004-09-14 04:18am
by Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman
Lex wrote:wookies have so much fur, they are their own pants and clothing
But what happens to those Wookies who actually have exceptionally long penis so those hair would be insufficient to cover it? Wouldn't their dick be swinging around like pendulum everytime they walk or move?
Posted: 2004-09-14 04:19am
by Darwin
well who's to say wookiees really even have.. parts.. like that? They could reproduce by coughing up growing hairballs for all we know.
Posted: 2004-09-14 04:21am
by Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman
Darwin wrote:well who's to say wookiees really even have.. parts.. like that? They could reproduce by coughing up growing hairballs for all we know.
Not sure. Never watch Wookie porn
Posted: 2004-09-14 04:25am
by CaptainChewbacca
Wookiee questions answered:
StormTrooperTR889 wrote:Is the plural of "wookiee" "wooki"
?
Nope, its "wookiees".
Darwin wrote:well who's to say wookiees really even have.. parts.. like that? They could reproduce by coughing up growing hairballs for all we know.
We got 'em. Big ones.
That's why you never see a female wookiee in the movies, they're all at home recovering.
Posted: 2004-09-14 07:11am
by Dark Primus
Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:Lex wrote:wookies have so much fur, they are their own pants and clothing
But what happens to those Wookies who actually have exceptionally long penis so those hair would be insufficient to cover it? Wouldn't their dick be swinging around like pendulum everytime they walk or move?
Ding Dong Ding Dong
They might have it stuck it in their asses covered by all the fur. It might be that reason why Chewie is running so funny.
Posted: 2004-09-14 07:17am
by Lex
Dark Primus wrote:Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:Lex wrote:wookies have so much fur, they are their own pants and clothing
But what happens to those Wookies who actually have exceptionally long penis so those hair would be insufficient to cover it? Wouldn't their dick be swinging around like pendulum everytime they walk or move?
Ding Dong Ding Dong
They might have it stuck it in their asses covered by all the fur. It might be that reason why Chewie is running so funny.
Maybe... BUT I still believe that Chewy is in real a female wookie trying to actlike a male one
Posted: 2004-09-14 12:26pm
by Mange
Lex wrote:VT-16 wrote:Didn´t they try to design some stuff as well? Shorts or something? LOL
"shorts"?
sorry, couldn't prevent
Yes, that's true. The first drawings showed Chewie with oddly-colored camoflage shorts. Horrible.
Posted: 2004-09-14 09:25pm
by Elfdart
I liked Peter Mayhew as Chewbacca actually speaking lines before being overdubbed with the sounds of bears and walruses. He says something like: "That old man is crazy!" before Han Solo says "Yeah, you said it Chewie. Where did you dig up that old fossil?"
Posted: 2004-09-14 09:33pm
by Burak Gazan
Elfdart wrote:I liked Peter Mayhew as Chewbacca actually speaking lines before being overdubbed with the sounds of bears and walruses. He says something like: "That old man is crazy!" before Han Solo says "Yeah, you said it Chewie. Where did you dig up that old fossil?"
So now we know what Chewie was saying there for certain
