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The point of this thread is to put your personal twist to a scene or section out of Star Wars. For example:
Ex. 1
Leia: I would just as soon kiss a wookiee!
Han: That can be arranged! CHEWWWIIEEE!
Leia: I was kidding you idiot!
Han: pucker up your holiness!

Ex. 2
Darth Vader: The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force.
Stupid Imp: SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR STUPID FORCE THIS FORCE THAT! I HATE IT WHEN YOU BRING UP THAT STUPID NON-EXISTANT POWER YOU...
*Darth Vader cuts down the Imp*

Trekdestroyer wrote: Ex. 2
Darth Vader: The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force.
Stupid Imp: SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR STUPID FORCE THIS FORCE THAT! I HATE IT WHEN YOU BRING UP THAT STUPID NON-EXISTANT POWER YOU...
*Darth Vader cuts down the Imp*

where's the twist? tahts quite what happened to Motti... isn't it?

DV: Luke I'm you cousin's bestfried's sister's dog's vets former boyfriend's roomate!
Luke: So what does that make us?
DV: Nothing which is excatly what your about to become.....

Ok so its in Spaceballs its still funny.

Greedo: *shoots first* *misses* *from 3 feet away!* Fuck.
Han: You... you just missed me from 3 feet way.
Greedo: Hold still, dammit! *shoots again* *misses again*
Han Solo: You know what? This is too fucking retarded. I owe Jabba tens of thousands of credits. I thumbed my nose at him. I have the gall to come back to his planet of operations and hang out. And you're the guy he sends after me? Maybe if I screwed his sister he would treat me with a little more respect.
Greedo: I'm trying my best.

Stormie: I need to see your identification
Obi Wan: you don't need to see it
Stormie: I don't need to see it
Obi Wan: You want to go out with the blonde over there
Stormie: OMG I do want to go out with that blondie!!
<stormie runs off and Luke passes through checkpoint>

General:"The Death Star is the most powerful, deevestating, incredible Weapon ever built. Fortunately, they put this button, right here, that'll blow the whole thing up!"

Redneck Pilot:"How will we find this button sir?"

General: "Its easy, they built this corridor that leads right to it, you just pop in, fly straight for a while, and Pow!"

Princess" Why would they do something like that?"

General "Beats me, if I'd built it, I definitely would have left that part out."

-ThumbWars, Steve Oedekerk Rules!

The Emperor: Now wittness the full pwer of this fully operational battle station!
Luke: YOU MONSTER!
The Emperor: Fire at will
<loud click and buzz of intercom fills room>
Emperor: Why has the laser failed to fire??
Tech guy: I stopped peddling on the stationary bike because I got tired sir!
Emperor: The incompatence realy getting old around here!

Crazedwraith wrote:DV: Luke I'm you cousin's bestfried's sister's dog's vets former boyfriend's roomate!
Luke: So what does that make us?
DV: Nothing which is excatly what your about to become.....

Ok so its in Spaceballs its still funny.

No, it was "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

(Switch Han for Luke when Luke gets Leia out of the cell)

Leia: Arn't you short for a stormtrooper?
Han: You think I'm short eh? (sound of a zipper), let's fix that, your hottiness

(okay, that's more porn then funny)

Leia: So we're brother and sister.
Luke: Yeah, I guess kissing you seems icky now.
Leia: Yeah, and letting you fuck me up the ass too.
Luke: erm...Let us never speak of this again.

LV: "You have failed me for the last time admiral"
*forcegrip at Ozzels balls*

*Palpatine hits his intercom button*

Emperor: Fire at will, Commander!

*zapping noise and a loud scream is heard over the intercom that is then cut mercifully short*

Emperor: What was that?! I demand to know what's going on!

*intercom buzzes*

Commander: Uh, that was Ensign Will Johnson, your majesty.

*Emperor sighs audibly*

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One day Emperor Palpatine had a special mission in mind for Mara Jade and his other disciples.

Palpatine (over the loudspeaker): Bring my Hands, I have a Job for them!

*red-faced, over the snickers of his staff*

Palpatine: You know what I mean!

Crazedwraith wrote:DV: Luke I'm you cousin's bestfried's sister's dog's vets former boyfriend's roomate!
Luke: So what does that make us?
DV: Nothing which is excatly what your about to become.....

Ok so its in Spaceballs its still funny.

ROFL . Good one.

The Ep1 scene with Watto and that chance cube:

*Qui-Gon affects the outcome.*
Watto: "You can do shit like that, and instead you just fly around bringing order when you're not even allowed to enjoy it? You blithering Jedi git."

EDIT: The force will be with you, always. You may need a laxative to flush it out.

instead of "the force is strong with this one"

-> "keep still you yammy bastard"

Rogue 9 wrote:

Crazedwraith wrote:DV: Luke I'm you cousin's bestfried's sister's dog's vets former boyfriend's roomate!
Luke: So what does that make us?
DV: Nothing which is excatly what your about to become.....

Ok so its in Spaceballs its still funny.

No, it was "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

So I improvised, same joke different words I've only seen SB once.

'That' scene in AOTC, where Anakin tries to put the moves on Amidala.

ANAKIN: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, a day hasn't gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again, I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you makes my stomach turn over - my mouth goes dry. I feel dizzy. I can't breathe. I'm haunted by the kiss you should never have given me. My heart is beating, hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me. What can I do? I will do anything you ask...

AMIDALA: Jesus Christ, have you been taking those pills my sister left in the kitchen?

ANAKIN: They weren't candy?

AMIDALA: I'm taking you to the ER.

ANAKIN: Look at my hands ... wow ....

Adrian Tullberg wrote:'That' scene in AOTC, where Anakin tries to put the moves on Amidala.

ROFL